Videogame Review, Animal Crossing: New Leaf for the Nintendo 3DS (Modern Classic)
Usually, this isn’t bold. It’s mostly opposite face. You can just pick up an orange. Such choice of dull rhetoric is toothsome and plucky. Of course, the “3D” is no great shake for pedestrians at all.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-Animal-Crossing-New-Leaf-3DS-Game-939153176
“Fantastic Connection”
Knowledge is a broad return, to: lovers.
Magic is an exclusive nerve, from: lovers.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Fantastic-Connection-938888348
“Commonplace Politics”
Some people forget the objects for their names.
Some people forget the names for their objects.
Some people forget both, or, do not forget anything when they need to.
And, people talk, and talk, and talk, without reference to any origin.
The origin was there at some point.
But, as time goes on, the origin of meaning begins to fade.
Everything about the meaning changes into a land of weeds.
It’s like a kingdom of thorns.
Knights look under the roses for hearts and hear exceeding echoes.
Sounds are crossing the castle along the bridge.
But, as time goes on, “the” spell is broken.
They just don’t know which one.
What is white, black, and red all over?
A newspaper of course.
Chat involves sense.
But, who gets the “sense” of conversation first?
Who knows if the person’s sense is everlasting?
How can such touch be permanent?
People are ever so touching.
And, a touch will be gone before we feel it reach.
This makes contact psychological for reading and talking in general.
So, objects for names can disappear, and, names for objects can disappear.
Do we need another name for a pencil?
I think my pencil is fine.
But, so much imagination takes place around the origin of meaning.
We will eventually have to stop searching and say, “Here’s a pencil.”
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Commonplace-Politics-938527463
Videogame Review, LEGO Harry Potter Collection for the Playstation 4 (PS4 Game)
Do you “connect the dots” for this game? No. In fact, you really need to disconnect the dots.
Bugs grow up from lazy spells until magic hits the wizard’s key off.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-LEGO-Harry-Potter-Collection-PS4-938243550
“The Fastest Poem in the World”
When I count to 3, I will start the poem.
Are you ready?
One…
Two…
Three!
Did you “hear” the poem?
No?
Oh well.
Better luck next time!
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/The-Fastest-Poem-in-the-World-938183783
Gaming Console Review, Nintendo Switch (Original Machine)
Reviewers do not give “grades” for videogames. Reviewers just give “scores” for videogames. “Grades” and “scores” are not equal. When a student does not receive enough good grades in high school, he or she is permanently cut off from most employment in America. For example, Subway hires people who graduate from high school or higher level of education. Without high school graduation, or, without enough good “grades” from high school, most fast food restaurants will not hire you. If you do not get good grades in a school, that would prevent you from rich employment of earnings in a career. However, reviewers just give “scores” for videogames, and, the “scores” do not impact school graduation. These “scores” for videogames are for entertainment purposes only. A “score” can also be a rating, a value, a favorite, a social behavior, a personality, a humor, a “fun and games” kind of rating. When a student does not graduate from high school, the consequences are devastating and financially harmful. When an “entertainer” does not get good “grades” from reviewers and audience members, the entertainer can still do reasonably well in sales. Sonic the Hedgehog (the movie) did not receive good “grades” from all movie critics; however, Sonic the Hedgehog (the movie) still made lots of money- the money was for entertainment and fun, not scholarship and learning. So, these “grades” for movies, TV shows, creative writing books, videogames, computer games, and entertainment in general are really not grades at all. These “grades” are scores, not grades. A programmer of videogames does not suddenly lose all of his or her education from audience reviews and professional reviews for entertainment purposes; his or her videogame is mostly for entertainment purposes only. Scholarship is about official certification from education authority. Entertainment is for fun, for pleasure, for hobby, for creative art, for fashion, for silly moments, for funny ideas, for crazy fiction, for “off the wall” personality and so on. My sarcasm helps me decrease the worries of gamers and artists who get too much feedback from irrational critics and optional reviewers. I am not a teacher; therefore, I do not give a grade for the Nintendo Switch. I can give a score for the Nintendo Switch. A score for the Nintendo Switch becomes imaginary evidence for my own vanity of favorites and wonders. The Nintendo Switch can be really fun or really boring. Everything in my gaming console review depends mostly on entertainment purposes only. Sometimes, I will mention “scholarship” for readers who have a sense of humor about fiction and fantasy. It’s make-believe, remember? I am not a professor who would shut down an entire laboratory of scientists in caution of academic learning and university privilege. That’s not who I am. I’m just… a “guy”, if you will consider my pleasure of fashion. To be honest, when I was attending a state university in California, none of my professors and colleagues were talking about videogames for any lesson with privilege of academics. In reality, most professors and teachers have poor understanding of basic computer functions. Maybe a professor would tell her students, “Can someone help me turn on the computer?” Who even says “computer” anymore? The professors do. And, they usually do not play videogames. They do not have the time. Videogames was only a subject of conversation at the “Game Room” in my university. But the “Game Room” in my university was more like a club. Clubs are options; classes are requirements. You do not need to play videogames unless you are a professional reviewer or a computer programmer. From this understanding, you can see why I do not give a “grade” for the Nintendo Switch. Any “grade” for the Nintendo Switch would just be absurd and offensive. I just give a “score” for the Nintendo Switch. That, I can do! Entertainment usually is for fun. It’s usually for laughter and delight. Of course, sometimes my sarcasm leads me to believe in scholarship for videogames somewhat. Every so often, we do have fun, but we probably need to get serious enough to be aware of the outside world that rejects videogames as an academic discipline. Think about it! When you get a poor score on your favorite Mario game, is it the end of the world? No, of course not. A “score” is generally for competition and fun amusement in a Mario game. “Grades” are way, way more serious. Grades are the official means of determination about possible employment and career opportunity. “Ratings” and scores are really for the amusement or disgust with entertainment. Ratings are very, very optional. A videogame can still remain in the gaming industry with mixed reviews and make a decent amount of money. Entertainment with fashion is more psychological and less philosophical. It’s more like poetry and casual mood of everyday romance. Now, sometimes I do question a Mario game. Sometimes I question a Sonic game. The Nintendo Switch exists for a variety of entertainment purposes. Maybe I really want to believe in a fantasy. I just have strings with reality also. Now, the Nintendo Switch is a console for more videogames than I can cover in a gaming console review. I must focus on “console” and not so much “games”. The Nintendo Switch is fairly efficient with minor concern of ergonomics. Of course, mobile gameplay does not always work; it depends on the game for the Nintendo Switch. The save feature for old videogames should really be vital for beginners of the retro gaming fashion. The Nintendo Switch is better than the Nintendo Entertainment System; the Nintendo Switch is modern, the Nintendo Entertainment System is vintage. The functions are pretty good with all the catch and humor of contact with the likes of entertainment and vanity. Once in a while, a Nintendo Switch feature is suspect to error, but it’s usually minor and pretty funny to laugh about from ignorance you see in the entertainment world. The Nintendo Switch is one of the best consoles now. The Nintendo Entertainment System is only nostalgia for historical entertainment and commonplace fashion. I am not a teacher. But, I give the Nintendo Switch a pretty high mark. Readers can consider my score and still have fun with the Nintendo Switch on those important moments of gaming and gameplay. I hope you guys have fun. Take care!
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Gaming-Console-Review-Nintendo-Switch-937680724
Movie Review, The Cobbler (2014)
The combination of empathy and distance is not very natural for pedestrians. Shoes are clothes, not personalities. Millions of random, unknown strangers can wear the same shoes, remember? Strangers are strangers. I read books about shoes; I know what I’m talking about.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Movie-Review-The-Cobbler-2014-937455368
Videogame Review, LEGO DC Super-Villains for the Playstation 4 (PS4 Game)
Mashed potatoes! This is not real estate.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Videogame-Review-LEGO-DC-Super-Villains-PS4-937317641
“Rule Number One”
Rule Number One:
“Always have your name.”
That means:
Write your name.
Read your name.
Say your name.
Know your name.
Please remember your name.
Or else, you will be so much trouble for yourself and everybody else.
You need to give your teacher your homework, right?
There’s no such thing as nameless homework.
You must give your teacher your name or you will get no grade.
Without knowledge, a grade isn’t possible.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Rule-Number-One-937144095
“Irony of Joker”
Joker is not a clown.
He is a criminal.
Real clowns are peaceful performers of funny fantasy.
Oh, and Joker is not the joker from the poker card game.
United States of America does not have a king, remember?
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Irony-of-Joker-937005610
“Emotional Dimensions”
A man on the sun was creating wood near his rain.
Water began to fly, upon grass of a dry tempest.
Every ground became a turning sky into reversing air.
The huge flower sank down another metal cup.
He knew more across from vision to dark light, pulling with hot frost.
Soon, a degree turned into feeling before his moving road.
Under the stars, whatever heat was lowering the failing ice beams.
Needs were crossing the hopes until future did not bake anymore.
Planets got to flying around and around.
Black holes melted inside a bottle of jewels.
Later on, schools of fish transferred next to a boiling door.
A man on the sun was creating wood near his rain.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Emotional-Dimensions-936818045
“Personality and Response”
I can fix my light bulb.
But, I do not need to give it back to you.
Somebody else will find me.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Personality-and-Response-936483227
Videogame Review, Nioh 2 Remastered for the Playstation 5 (PS5 Game)
What this game needs is a “teacher” for me. Unfortunately, there’s no teacher in my game room.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Videogame-Review-Nioh-2-Remastered-PS5-Game-936418679
Videogame Review, TOEM for the Playstation 5 (PS5 Game)
For the most part, this is a traveler’s craft. It’s usually scouting, not “gaming” so to speak.
(I was a Boy Scout in my childhood. I was scouting, not “gaming” for the badge. My scouting duties were as follow: looking for ants, telling ghost stories, finding wood, building a campfire, taking a hike, riding a bus, using a ticket, watching butterflies, getting out a camera, etc. Scouting was not “gameplay” in my childhood. “Gameplay” was Nintendo’s Game Boy device with a Super Mario game. That was gameplay in my childhood. Scouting was not gaming. A “game” would have to be something like baseball, soccer, Nintendo, Sega, Atari, Pac-Man, poker, chess, boardgames, card games, Heads-Up 7up, Hangman, bike racing, and so on. “Gaming” means challenge for peaceful, imaginary victory. Scouting means living up to a camp. Usually, a game is not necessary for scouts and scouting.)
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Videogame-Review-TOEM-for-the-Playstation-5-936294138
Movie Review, Avatar (2009, Modern Classic)
A dizzying contradiction for grief while the script gets hard on my view.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Movie-Review-Avatar-2009-Modern-Classic-936158384
Hobby Review, Drawing Pad by ucreate (Heavyweight, Acid Free)
Why is “drawing” a challenge? Because, your hands also do other things!
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Hobby-Review-Drawing-Pad-by-ucreate-935673890
Gaming Console Review, Playstation 4 (PS4 Videogame Console)
My review is for a gaming console. However, my review is not for a “game” or game as you know it. For a game review, you actually need to see a game review, not a console review. Let me tell you what a console is and what a game is. A “game” is a game, not a console. A “console” is a console, not a game. My review will cover the Playstation 4 gaming console. I will not talk about games in my “console” review. Games are not consoles and consoles are not games. You should know that! For example, the Sega Genesis is a gaming console, but Sonic the Hedgehog is not a gaming console. Nintendo 64 is a gaming console, but Super Mario is not a gaming console. Xbox is a gaming console, but Halo is not a gaming console. Is that clear? Okay. I will go on in my review with this understanding between you and me. We do, sometimes, believe that consoles and games are exactly the same. In fact, the vulgar believe that gaming consoles and video games are really exactly the same. Of course, this attitude of gamers has been very confusing for programmers. It gets difficult to tell if something is a “console” or if something is a “game” for their data management. The Playstation 4 is only useful when it is useful. I cannot get into more details about “games” for the Playstation 4 right now. My console review will only cover something that I can only call a “console”, or, in particular, “Playstation 4”. I will not talk about Playstation 4 video games here. Do you want to know about “games” for the Playstation 4? That’s wonderful! I am just reviewing the “console” and not the games. You will need to read thousands and thousands of “game reviews” for the Playstation 4 to know what the Playstation 4 game library is. Keep in mind that the Playstation 4 does not always have gameplay. At times, you will just need to wait for downloads, or watch movies, or play music, or do online shopping, etc. The Playstation 4 is not just a source of gaming. My gaming console goes beyond gaming! Unfortunately, this “future” for the Playstation 4 gaming console is a cause of disruption in service. Sometimes, a game does not work. Sometimes, a program does not work. Sometimes, a movie is too expensive. Sometimes, my Playstation 4 gaming console will “magically turn on by itself” while I’m not looking; this is, perhaps, due to dust in my gaming room and television viruses. The Playstation 4 gaming console is just a dull, black base unless you pay for a SPECIAL Playstation 4 gaming console with enough money to bang your wallet. High Definition TV provides me with random results. A Playstation 4 can work very well for a simple racing game or a classic game with confirmations of quality; and, yet, a Playstation 4 can stretch and break any idea about “space exploration” or “immersive worlds” because racing and exploration are usually not equal at this point in videogame history. Play the games to “know” the games. My Playstation 4 console can be really fun or really disappointing. You will need to play the games to “know” the games. Movies and TV shows are only appropriate for other subjects of discussion. The Playstation 4 has small buttons on the base and such gaming console is a source of visual error the longer I download more programs to the data management. It’s a risky console with tricks up the sleeve. But, from reading this review, you get a general idea about the gaming console that is Playstation 4 (PS4).
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Gaming-Console-Review-Playstation-4-PS4-935517730
