Videogame Review, Super R.C. Pro-Am for the Nintendo Game Boy (w/ “Brand New” Game Boy)

Videogame Review, Super R.C. Pro-Am for the Nintendo Game Boy (w/ “Brand New” Game Boy)

Controls are testing for my fingers.  A racing game like this speaks in numbers of the kind arcade lovers would expect somewhat.  Of course, I don’t really describe this game as an arcade experience for the Game Boy.  The Nintendo Entertainment System and the Game Boy have similar controls.  I don’t know exactly why people would think of these consoles in different manners because they are both machines for some home arcade action.  Sure, you can bring the Game Boy to a chair outside and sit under a nice shadow, but it’s very similar to the Nintendo Entertainment System in many ways.  You can still buy Game Boy games on the internet, and, there’s more than 1 Game Boy system you can play Super R.C. Pro-Am on.  Some gamers are weird.  They get afraid of playing old games.  They feel that, if they play “old” games, the Earth will close into a strange dimension and experience doom.  That’s not what really happens with “old” video games.  You just experience a history lesson of sorts.  Sometimes, I’m mindless; sometimes, I’m mindful.  Mental disease does have consequences for me.  For reasons of copyright, I cannot get into too much detail about Nintendo games; but, I can give a summary for a Nintendo game and express emotions and thoughts about gameplay.  This racing game is combative, wild, and pretty insane.  On the downside, I do experience more consistent frame rate until the hiccups happen; and, when the hiccups of Game Boy video happen, it actually can get pretty sour on the Game Boy.  Game Boy Advance frame rate is less consistent, but there’s less bumps on the road with Game Boy Advance video.  As you may already know, the Game Boy does not really glow in the dark like a TV does.  Old TVs would glow in the dark; and, to this day, modern 4K TVs should glow in the dark like mine does.  From playing arcade classics on my Atari VCS console for the 4K TV I think it should be possible for Game Boy games to play on the 4K TV.  It depends on what Nintendo prepares in the kitchen for video games.  I have problems in my kitchen, too.  I can play Game Boy in the kitchen.  McDonald’s still sells Happy Meal toys for children.  Is Super R.C. Pro-Am good for children?  I think it is.  However, it’s a pretty crazy game.  The other racing vehicles go neck-to-neck with my racing vehicle.  The Game Boy controls have more touch around my hands than the Nintendo Switch does.  The Nintendo Switch does not have Game Boy controls.  For one thing, the Nintendo Switch has buttons that are like prickling functions against my “handsome” skin during gameplay.  At times, the Nintendo Switch does not have better controls; the Nintendo Switch just has more controls.  There’s a big difference between “better” and “more” as such.  Much of this has to do with modern ergonomics.  Modern video game controllers have very tight buttons at the cost of gravity and motion with general comfort.  Some players get angry with modern technology.  I’m not angry, but I can sense what they’re probably feeling.  My dad used to say, “Modernity kills charm.”  Of course, charm can hurt the modern belief about “old” videogames; for, fashion is not everlasting and involves generations of expiration dates.  I believe Super R.C. Pro-Am is quite buggy.  But the Game Boy game is old and the history lesson just gets funny because of it.  I can play a Game Boy on a grassy hill, on a beach, on the mountains, and so on.  However, there’s a catch, and it’s a pretty serious one: wild animals.  Wild animals can bother me while I play the Game Boy.  Can you imagine bird poop on my Game Boy?  When a hummingbird is about to dig into my head while I play the Game Boy I think something must be terribly wrong with Nintendo gameplay in the wilderness.  Birds can stop by on the fence and give weird looks at my Game Boy experience.  I’m talking about evolution.  God is above me, but the Game Boy is in my hands.  (Oh, and birds can poop on the Nintendo Switch, also.)

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Super-R-C-Pro-Am-Game-Boy-914674681

Poem- “Visionary Work”

“Visionary Work”

Some video games have fictional reliquary.

The graceful become limp with romance.

Just enough ketchup should be a little red sauce.

Let coins be private in your jeans.

Why do strict liberals abandon magic?

Communism is no longer a new idea.

You don’t exactly form a philosophy from just being heady.

Exuberance disturbs habit.

America is only coastal around the edges.

Dictators can be such loudspeakers.

Loudspeakers and quiet ones hurt America’s freedom.

Tetris was a temporary puzzle.

Satan is not God; however, he is touching sand by magical interference.

Wash the nightmare down into critical relaxation.

The sun does not boil; there’s no water on the sun.

The moon does not have a bath ready for Earth.

Beware of insinuating thieves.

Here’s a story you won’t believe:

There’s poor education somewhere.

A teacher is selfish and a student is useless.

(As such, “these people” need compromise.)

Prejudice is a thicket of false emotions.

Habit is rotational.

A black needle leaves paralysis.

Obese guys need massive clothes and extra big ones of money’s-worth.

A black hole keeps depth under the forceful surface.

Do you realize how restless the homeless can be?

That’s not laziness; it’s just extreme motion of poverty.

Homeless people never rest.

Politicians are somewhat forcing toil with mixed results.

Do not get cold sweat on the list.

The mood for conversation among young people is a retarding effect.

It’s gossip with words that go too fast for vocal grammar.

Meaningless words are only impressive for novice readers.

Cooking fires do not feed hungry demons who head for destruction.

Reclusive attitude helps less for keeping faith.

Which stars have the most of God’s light?

God is not a deep twilight of mortality.

A strange god, at best, has particular lights of magic.

In some old games, Sonic does not “feel” his own terrifying speed.

The running may never be painful to him.

A mirage is one of God’s eternal wonders.

God is not hanging low in the sky.

“Heaven in the clouds” is a primitive, ancient idea about God.

Ancient leaders did not have space rockets and jetplanes.

So, ancient leaders would think of “heaven in the clouds” as Godlike.

I think God is higher than Earth.

Some planets have the dry wash of gravity.

Eternity and obscurity are different meanings.

The shooting star only looks like a falling jewel.

Vulgar gamers play whenever they can, just because they can.

I’m pocketing a coupon for simple burritos under the dollar.

Who is afraid of the jazzing chameleon?

Five-and-dimes have become extinct markets.

Priceless materials make welfare possible.

Original sin will be the night before your gift arrives.

Leaders are sweeping the floor of evidence.

Habit is attentive clockwork.

Give me the bed with love of a story into romance.

Keep your belief of ridiculous dreams limited.

If you do not, that’s vulgar.

Gentility is like a shining zipper that covers flesh.

The flesh is “invisible”, but it’s there.

When everybody shares gifts, Christmas is always foreign matter.

Traditional piano music is not jazzy.

Hipsters are fancy drinkers.

Good money is dishonest for avoidance.

Writing on a napkin is low taste for eating.

Twist your rag into a damp bucket and clean more precious wood.

Which sin is the best grey?

Lying is the best grey; murder is the worst grey.

Homework makes adjustment of best interest.

Be careful of buying a big house with the extra room.

Extra room is expensive, even if you don’t use it.

Evil fears the only road.

Be very afraid of false reflection of goodness that the public assumes.

Slips of paper can be literary realities or poor records.

Keep blood slow to grace of fortune.

Cola is dark water with complicated ingredients.

Duck Hunt was imaginary entourage.

Forbearance is vital to peace.

Arrogance is the overshadowing confidence that business pretends to miss.

Apotheosis is not the whole journey of politics.

Lame teachers want my entire essay to be a thesis.

Sometimes, I lie.

I am not a single-minded creature.

Unlimited phone calls are further contest of patience that trolls waste.

Controls have imaginary exertions of skill.

Do you always push A to “jump”, or, do you always push A to “hit” something?

You push the same buttons for unlimited entertainment and have confusion.

So, the buttons are not unlimited for unlimited play.

Electricity can be so vainglorious.

Aggression is the emotional springboard of heat.

Obvious choice is not worthy of examination.

I have customary faith of God with various rights for suggestion.

Many sins are malcontents of romance.

Proper discomforts are fine for gameplay and controls.

Forgettable maps disturb authority.

Pedantic teachers have exultant grades for a nice agreement of motion.

Winning acceptance for confusion is vainglorious.

Martial law is common around the world, including America.

Some players have disaffection for critics when they please greater thinkers.

Why do artists disagree so much with the same brush?

Look at their hands!

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Visionary-Work-914530352

Poem- “Silly Reasons”

“Silly Reasons”

Fashionistas need to reduce their prejudice for temporary economics.

Good grammar is not a scramble of random particles.

Let me start planting the rhyme.

You don’t always need a fast car for fast food.

With lack of refinement, people believe everything means something.

They hear all opinions without judgement and make error of drama.

Dictators do not always love a quiet public.

Phones are buzzing in the air.

Basic technical spelling of hours and minutes is not original enough.

Yoga is not hardcore.

Coffeemakers are really the humans, not the coffeemakers.

Do coffeemakers drink for us?

I don’t think so!

Most animals do not have rational ideas on Earth.

Soda is not embalming.

The risk of ignorance is negative continuation.

When you hit the gas, prevent a strike.

Town limits are not an option for communists.

A walk of shame can be very graceful.

Gravity is always wayward for random objects.

Who cares about that?

Rocks have weight, and, feathers have weight.

Life is very complicated.

No room in your house is for all purposes.

That’s why we have different names for different rooms.

Faith is not just emotional continuum.

Under normal circumstances, originality doesn’t exist.

A werewolf lives in the moonlit apartment.

Do not shoot your teeth at me with a joker’s outrageous facial expression.

A rooster is not an alarm clock.

That’s because a rooster is not a clock, and, a rooster does not tell time.

Devils can’t surface from light.

God creates a strip of forest.

A jetplane is lighting ground.

Mario goes down a “pipe” for travel into a kingdom of turtlenecks.

Is it really a pipe?

Overreading causes poor recognition of words.

You’re lucky for answers on the internet.

Most humans only take wheels; they don’t invent wheels.

Scientists often borrow new products with ignorance.

Juvenile terms have rough edges to sounds.

Discarding laundry for a washer should not be permanent.

Trolls are “punching in words” by keyboard for creative mistakes of logic.

I get jolting sleep with haste of a dream.

Respective teams have arrogance.

Drama is not a tinkle of glass.

A logotype is not direct philosophy.

Is diet cola really a sickening mix of bubbles?

Managers have zoning powers of labor.

Mario jumps over a turtleneck and shoots the green protective case.

Goods on the web attract hungry jerks.

Some gamers make suspicious payments for junk food.

Every language has a great deal of comments unmarked.

A dust storm is terrible for video games.

Pizza delivery is fishtailing.

Democracy is not just a blue folder of liberalism.

Every woman has beauty tips of regret.

Every player of video games needs a game face.

Exact whereabouts for political thought is vain.

The vulgar have lower sociability; however, so do shy pushovers.

Fresh ink is not life; blood is.

Radiating maps are difficult to begin with.

A NES game chirps and a PS4 game booms.

Logic is not an educated guess.

Channel-surfing with a TV remote is a cause of daydreaming.

Kissers always meet flesh.

A phone is not smart; a phone is just a phone.

Prejudice is an early call of logic that knowing experts reject.

Soda jerks have long drinks forever.

Some celebrities are too yeasty.

Do not give my poem a voice-over with just your own interest.

To study, you must produce the notebook with facts and evidence.

Lust is the middle distance of doubt and passion.

Trailblazers are delicious hearts.

Many dictators are new artists.

“A woman of substance.”

I know she is, but who is he?

The modern handyman is uncreative with light metal.

Religion is a hazard tree.

I’m a crazy specialist of video games.

Call me a blogger.

We need less agents of fashion.

Helpful buyers are victims of politics.

Broken video games are not always the owner’s expense.

Without value, there’s no recycling to be done.

Grosbeaks are foreign to me.

Some women use slang.

For example, a “booty call” is just shopping for shoes by lonely females.

Loneliness can be a bad habit.

A storybook ending is not a thesis.

Note to women:

Philosophy is not clothes and dress.

It’s merit for wisdom.

At times, you need to keep money for nothing and start no bargain.

What makes you think there’s always a product?

Faith needs to be convertible or there’s extreme prejudice.

Changing tables is not always changing manners.

Wait before giving a rating.

False evidence should be reversible; however, truth is not reversible.

A man like me plays video games without playclothes.

Why do you avoid my bottom line?

Fables can be the imaginary doubler of evidence.

Terms and conditions involve evolution and very often get draconian.

Eternity comes with instructions for the humanity of partial obedience.

Parents should go to a toy bar for more than entertainment.

“True or false statements” may involve disagreeable generalizations.

When a business is hiring, they need extra receivers of labor.

“Help wanted” is not always help needed.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Silly-Reasons-914346516

Poem- “Homework and Poetry”

“Homework and Poetry”

Do not open my eyes.

My sight will vanish from the knife.

By “knife” I mean your bookmark.

Poison is never supplemental.

My short poems are original literature.

For original literature, love is not simple.

You do not have the right to edit my poem.

It is a poem, not homework.

A real poem is never homework.

My heart is not 30 words or fewer.

Stop bridging the gaps.

My poem is here and you know it.

Common questions are signs of illiteracy.

Readers need to ask original questions and stop wasting my time.

“Don’t miss an issue.”

For better philosophy, I skip most issues.

Best interest is worst art.

My poem is local processing of text with romantic determination.

It’s only the first step with new matter.

Gorgeous property is a habit for something beautiful.

You must repair a fool’s smile.

At times, we need to frown, not “smile” about everything.

Famous examples are not always good examples.

“Book titles” should probably be common words in just one book.

That can save you money.

Accusation is pretending familiarity.

Religion is not a quick snap of belief.

What’s the frequency of pleasure and humor?

A faithful servant needs the booster of maintenance.

Philosophy is not a generic formula of ideas.

We get prefolds into truth over confusion.

Your beauty needs extension.

What kills you makes you dead, not stronger.

Important books do not have easy folds of study.

Law is not a voluntary rule.

Every religion is a transition point of nature.

Your child is a bunting madness.

Most dream homes are forgettable; you can only live in one.

Habit is daily, not occasional.

My dog will leave urine on the red carpet.

Most smart shoppers are troublesome people who lack philosophy.

A good starting point does not complete the whole journey.

A vehicle trips on gas.

Financial goals are usually pointless.

Eat your food and shut up.

Does your cheeseburger need single thickness?

Faith is a good map of emotions and thoughts.

Youth art is not original because children do not work for a living.

Dicks correct minor stereotypes.

Special spots can be really vulgar.

Mythology can be the grand opening of nonsense.

Spring wildflowers hold me into the delight of keeping.

Personality is the human state’s flower.

Earth is not universal.

I’m telephoning with my cell.

See you soon.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Homework-and-Poetry-914313953

Poem- “Upon Complexity”

“Upon Complexity”

Please do not abuse namesakes.

Real estate business is not fast food business.

“Omelet tacos” are more original and “street tacos” are less original.

The potato chip is a unity of grain, oil, and spices.

“Right lane closed ahead.”

What about the wrong lane?

You must let somebody have some individual needs or there’s discord.

Eliminating stress is a terrible challenge for drama queens.

When deception is a foreclosure of obsolete truth, better nostalgia suggests.

You’ve been exiting judgement over polite company.

The garnishing coins of arcade moments bring golden dollars beyond.

You want to eliminate hunger for reason of flesh.

A fresh start is the last straw.

Repossessions between naked truth and foul lies disturb logical wonder.

The amount due is receiving honest mistakes of change.

Religious fanatics need the extra benefits of a spiritual invention.

Complete relief is such laziness of profit and wealth.

Even living homeless people have monthly payments!

A lower rate of sympathy is the higher risk of greed.

Conservatives and liberals do not have discharge of human problems.

Videogames are not significant assets.

A rumor is free consultation of bullshit.

Relief from debt is a humorous production.

Capitalism does not always protect material residence.

Legal process may not end with new rules.

Avoidance is social hypocrisy.

The drama queen’s black heart absorbs extreme personalization.

Deep passion is a broken heart of strings.

24/7 is loitering.

A learning resource for ignorance does not cancel truth.

Caregiving experts soil their pants.

“Truth” can be a metaphor for the wrong guy.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Upon-Complexity-914222617

Videogame Review, Maquette for the Playstation 5 (PS5 Game)

Videogame Review, Maquette for the Playstation 5 (PS5 Game)

The game is a false key of creation.  A game like this is so new, there’s a disorder of standards which harm playable merit until originality blows up to leave glitter upon inferior entrance.  Such a puzzle only demands judgement while giving occasional vibes as links into unknown matter.  A normal gamer will look at this game, scratch his head, and ask, “What?”  Many reviewers were “enjoying” this puzzle game just because it was free.  Well, my review is free; and, if you don’t like to read a free review like this, you shouldn’t play a free game like this.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Maquette-PS5-Game-914074100

Videogame Review, Super R.C. Pro-Am for the Nintendo Game Boy (w/ “Brand New” Game Boy Advance and Nyko Worm Light)

Videogame Review, Super R.C. Pro-Am for the Nintendo Game Boy (w/ “Brand New” Game Boy Advance and Nyko Worm Light)

This classic racing game plays pretty good on my Game Boy Advance.  At times, it plays very well.  But there’s a catch!  The Game Boy Advance may cause the racing game to slow down for video processing.  Everything can get more “slow” for the video.  Of course, it’s ironic.  My Game Boy Advance must be used in a room with light or at least have the worm light.  A worm light helps “light up” the screen.  It’s impossible to play the Game Boy Advance in a dark room.  When I turn on my Game Boy Advance, without worm light, in a dark room, I see nothing but a green bulb.  You can play PS5 or PS4 games in a dark room since the TV glows.  Keep in mind that a Game Boy Advance is not a TV.  So, it doesn’t glow.  Everything may glow in a room with light, and, even more with Nyko’s worm light.  The “worm light” is like a flexible, elastic light bulb you place on the Game Boy Advance to keep the gameplay clear and pretty in the glow.  A worm light is a glowing accessory for vision and sight.  Super R.C. Pro-Am connects to my “brand new” Game Boy Advance much, much better.  I don’t know why.  My Game Boy Advance is “brand new”, or, something that’s like new.  My original Game Boy (the old Game Boy) is brand new and does not connect as well.  What this means is that the Game Boy Advance should have a better connection for games than the Game Boy.  That is, the Game Boy Advance should have a better connection for game cartridges.  The connection feels more tight and steady, and, I can play a Game Boy game on the Game Boy Advance on my first inserting of the cartridge.  You can play Super R.C. Pro-Am on the Game Boy Advance and adjust the video to a stretching effect of vision; thus, enhancing your field of play by length and width for games that meet the stretching video, although my classic racing game does actually slow down quite a bit with the Game Boy Advance video.  The video is dark but I can stretch it for skills of excitement.  At first, the controls seem to be better on the Game Boy Advance; but, when I think about it, the Super Game Boy has better controls for the Game Boy game, because I can use many Super Nintendo controllers and the Super Nintendo console is useful with big, giant joysticks.  The Super Game Boy has more personality than the Game Boy Advance in terms of colors, shapes, and sizes of video effects.  At least the Game Boy Advance has very sharp video for a superior Game Boy system.  The original Game Boy has seen better days.  A Super Nintendo joystick is probably the best controller for the Game Boy game.  Super Nintendo joysticks or controllers have a great deal of “touching” for them and you can really touch the joysticks with so much precision and angling of movement.  Don’t get me wrong!  I enjoy the Game Boy Advance for Super R.C. Pro-Am.  I’m just making notes of what happens with the Game Boy Advance for the Game Boy game.  It’s quite clear.  Super R.C. Pro-Am would benefit from a high definition TV.  I can see many things to improve for the gameplay.  My opponents sometimes get a little too stupid and more arrows can be made on the half-and-half-roads.  Super R.C. Pro-Am is very challenging.  You should get excitement from this game!  Remember:

The “old” game is a history lesson, not a “current event” or new technology.  Ha ha!

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Super-R-C-Pro-Am-Game-Boy-Advance-914026802

Poem- “Entertainment and Impression”

“Entertainment and Impression”

Video gets impressive.

TV gets impressive.

Nature, usually, does not get impressive.

This can be a problem.

A movie gets very impressive.

Nature around you looks safe.

Why?

Because, usually, nature does not get impressive and you think it’s safe.

It’s a false experience of logic.

A movie gets impressive.

A movie gets impressive with super people doing super stuff.

Usually, nature is not super.

Even “real danger” may not be super.

A blue hedgehog is not a real danger.

Earth does not have such a blue hedgehog.

Do you know what real danger is?

My daddy used to say,

“I can trip on a crack on the sidewalk and break my skull open.”

My daddy had an accident on the sidewalk this year.

He was hurting from the head.

Does the movie industry show that on TV?

Real dangers are often common and not impressive.

Starvation is a real danger.

Blindness is a real danger.

Pedestrians and vehicles may be real dangers.

Wrestling matches can be “boring” and still be real dangers.

Soldiers often do not really impress each other, but are real dangers.

Natural hazards can be so unimpressive.

Black holes are not a work of art.

You have pain for things you will never talk to me about.

It can be a real danger.

My mom’s death was not impressive.

I’m not a sick man.

Bad coffee can be really unimpressive.

You find entertainment on TV.

TV can be so impressive.

Nature (on the other hand) can be so boring even when it’s terrible.

Videogames can make war look impressive.

But, in real life, war is hardly impressive.

TV can leave a meaningful impression.

However, there’s a catch:

When you sit and always watch TV without natural experience, you’re lost.

Do you have other people near the TV?

Do other people “see” what you’re doing?

TV is not real.

Without real people on your side, TV becomes a confusing mess.

TV impacts social media.

TV impacts politics.

TV impacts knowledge.

TV impacts learning.

Unless you have some natural experience, TV is a waste of time.

Fiction can be such a horrible lie for a private life.

Is the first impression your only impression?

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Entertainment-and-Impression-913932107

Videogame Review, Super R.C. Pro-Am for the Nintendo Game Boy (w/ Super Nintendo, Super Game Boy and Fighter Stick SN)

Videogame Review, Super R.C. Pro-Am for the Nintendo Game Boy (w/ Super Nintendo, Super Game Boy and Fighter Stick SN)

A Game Boy is not a boy.  It’s a video game console!  However, this classic racing game is a funny mistake in the world we live in now, for, when we come to modern technology, Game Boy games have age, wear, and tear.  Super R.C. Pro-Am is a small, little cartridge for my Game Boy.  And, I can use this Game Boy cartridge for my Super Game Boy.  The Super Game Boy connects to the Super Nintendo with the Game Boy cartridge and everything “works” like a fascinating Super Nintendo parody.  I’m using the Fighter Stick SN.  It’s a controller for the Super Nintendo.  From playing Super R.C. Pro-Am on the Super Game Boy I can give you advice:

My advice is, please do not play this Game Boy game on the Game Boy more than 3 times.

Why?  You’re probably asking, “Why?”  Well, the Game Boy game looks very dark on my Game Boy console.  It looks very dark on the Game Boy.  And, it’s not a Game Boy game with consistent colors.  When I use Contrast on the Game Boy to “improve” the display of the Game Boy game it’s always less-than-perfect.  For example, when I play Super R.C. Pro-Am on the Game Boy, I don’t really “see” flags that represent nations from around the Earth; but, when I play this game on a Super Game Boy, for the Super Nintendo, on a real TV, I see flags.  I see the flags in some clear Standard Definition for the Game Boy’s lower standard.  Does the Game Boy have Standard Definition?  Technically, probably not.  I can’t see all of the graphics on my Game Boy.  Oh, and my Game Boy console is brand new.  Everything should be pretty fresh.  Of course, Super R.C. Pro-Am is no longer fresh.  My Game Boy cartridge is very old.  It’s a very, very old electronic.  The color on the Game Boy cartridge is old and fading.  I see someone’s name on the Game Boy cartridge.  His name was Josh.  Thank you Josh!  Now I have a nice little Game Boy game in my personal collection.  You see some old Game Boy games with names on them.  The names would be made with a black permanent marker.  Do players today write on their games?  I’m not sure.  But, I’m sure that Super R.C. Pro-Am is a powerful Super Game Boy game.  It’s just not a powerful Game Boy game.  The game was still playable on my brand new white Game Boy console.  The controls were fair on the Game Boy.  But, for appreciation of art and fantasy, I really need to “see” the graphics.  Mark my words:

“If you do not see it on TV, you do not see it on TV!”

I can read my own review and talk like I do for my review.  That’s why I’m a philosopher.  When a review cannot be spoken with reading and knowledge, the review is garbage.  My review is not garbage.  Keep in mind that the Super Game Boy is an accessory and a console.  The Super Game Boy colors generally work.  And, yet, some colors work better than other colors.  Colors very much depend on shapes for quality purposes.  My review should be quiet text for the reader.  For me, when I read my own review out loud and dare make myself sound like a fool, there’s philosophy at work in my own living room.  I can hear my own voice.  Readers cannot hear my voice.  Readers must use their imagination and guess what my voice may be from the information I give.  Do not look for some kind of “secret voice” in my review that can destroy my philosophy and hurt the romance of logic and wonder.  You probably want to hurt a reviewer for his ideas.  I understand that.  But, I do not kick my own ass while writing a review.  I have personal space with a lot of respect for my own life.  Maybe my reviews hurt your feelings sometimes.  But, it’s not my focus of philosophy.  If my text appears to be hurtful to your imagination, that probably means you have the wrong voice for my text or you’re missing some of my ideas about my own voice.  Anyways, where was I?  Oh, yes!  Super R.C. Pro-Am can be exciting and quite a thrill for classic gaming.  But, the game shows age.  It was rather difficult to get my Game Boy game to turn on.  I keep ejecting and inserting the cartridge to get the Game Boy game to work.  Plus, while playing on the Super Game Boy, I notice static problems on my brand new “old” TV.  I have a brand new “old” TV.  It’s not the TV.  It’s really the game.  The game is old.  So, from my personal experience and my unique descriptions and odd suggestions, Super R.C. Pro-Am is now officially a fossil.  It’s not an ancient fossil.  It’s a modern fossil.  The game gets challenging and you can go for a high score.  Not every racing game is a challenge for high scores.  But, you can get a high score for this Game Boy game and the neon colors for my Super Game Boy TV display look awesome.  Today, Nintendo mocks poetry and tells players that they can be quiet about their lives.  Well, no.  I’m not taking that anymore!  I will talk about Josh’s Game Boy game.  Why?  Because I’m a poet!  And, because I care!  The Fighter Stick SN has better controls than the Game Boy.  The Super Nintendo joystick does the best wonders that I can experience right now.  I think Josh would be proud of that.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Super-R-C-Pro-Am-Super-Game-Boy-913829083

Videogame Review, Ice Hockey for the Nintendo Entertainment System (w/ Brand New NES Advantage Controller)

Videogame Review, Ice Hockey for the Nintendo Entertainment System (w/ Brand New NES Advantage Controller)

When someone’s review is slang, dismiss the promotion.  My review is not slang.  Think about it!  Usually, or, generally speaking, players who use slang “lie” about their games.  Most bad words are lies.  Would you believe a reviewer’s slang?  No.  No, of course not.  That reviewer is probably lying.  You need a review with the facts and evidence of truth.  Slang is not philosophical.  I’m a philosopher.  NES Advantage controllers can be pretty expensive.  So, for my review, I will not use slang and will manage philosophy.  Does the NES Advantage controller work?  Yes!  But, there’s a catch.  Turbo fire only works for useless function.  And, the NES Advantage controller cannot be used by 2 players at once.  The NES Advantage has a switch for 1 Player or 2 Player.  You can switch between 1 Player or 2 Player.  However,  you cannot do 1 Player and 2 Player at the same time.  You can plug both wires in for the NES Advantage controller.  The NES Advantage controller has 2 wires.  2 wires connect for the NES Advantage unless you have something else in mind.  You can use one NES Advantage controller for Galaga for 2 Player.  However, you can’t use one NES Advantage controller for 2 Players who play the game at the same time.  NES games have these limits of gameplay.  Some NES games have 2 Player for divisions; some NES games have 2 Player for combinations.  Turbo fire does not work.  Ice Hockey is a game that requires strength of shots.  You may need a really, really strong shot.  Turbo fire does not work.  Even when I adjust the turbo fire with a grey dial the turbo fire just makes my hockey player(s) do really weird stuff that has no meaning for challenge and difficulty.  At least the big, red fire buttons feel very comfortable.  NES Advantage controllers also have disadvantage.  I don’t really enjoy bending down for a table to play with a joystick.  My NES Advantage controller is a “home arcade joystick” for gameplay.  It’s much easier to just hold my NES Advantage controller in my lap and be gentle with NES gameplay.  It does work for the right game.  And, Ice Hockey is one of those games.  I must make sure that my NES Advantage controller remains on my lap, and, I need to manage the gameplay with unique hands of position.  Unless I say otherwise, I don’t play against Player 2, ever.  I play alone.  For this reason, computer opponents are very important for my gameplay and Ice Hockey has excellent computer opponents.  It’s fun to manage my hockey team by adjusting character weight and speed.  The computer does select character weight and speed for their hockey teams at random; so, you will want to pay attention to what “hockey team” the computer has and create your “hockey team” that you feel is best against the computer’s.  Remember that the Nintendo Entertainment System was a “computer” for gaming with less accessories in some areas, and, more accessories in some areas.  The Atari 2600 console was a video computer with less memory and less accessories.  As such, the Nintendo Entertainment System is also a video computer.  This means the Nintendo Entertainment System was usually more ergonomic with greater innovation of unique devices than the Atari 2600 console.  Sometimes, the Atari 2600 console has more ergonomics and innovation, but the Nintendo Entertainment System was a superior video computer for the “future” of the present improvement in the late-1980’s.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Ice-Hockey-NES-Advantage-Controller-913803537

Poem- “Up and Down”

“Up and Down”

When health is ruin,

Evil goes over the fence.

How do you see light?

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Poem- “Important Question”

“Important Question”

Why am I a man?

I was born to be a man.

I am not a man for having preference for it.

I was born to be a man.

I am a man for every moment, every minute, and every breath.

Sure, I do have “preference” for things.

But that’s not why I am a man.

I have my body.

I have my design.

I have my constitution.

I can have some new ideas for the constitution.

However, I still have my body and design.

I can’t stop being a man.

I am always a man.

I will never be a woman.

I can have a woman’s ideas.

But I can’t be a woman.

I am always a man.

Manhood is not a preference.

It’s not even an option.

I will be a man forever.

Even when I die and reach heaven, my spirit will have permanent record.

God does not say, “Thank you for your feedback.”

A human says that.

I must accept God’s will for my manhood.

There’s nothing wrong with a woman.

But, from here on in, I must be a man because I am a man.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Important-Question-913671153

Videogame Review, Ice Hockey for the Nintendo Entertainment System

Videogame Review, Ice Hockey for the Nintendo Entertainment System

It’s a little “hock” for electricity upon the creative wire.  NES controllers are very effective tools for this hockey fantasy land.  My directions for the game split control into exaggerating madness for the winter funhouse, and, the NES Max controller puts deeper dimensions into my feeling of buttons.  Everything’s a good time for defeating communists.  Welcome, comrades!  Don’t worry.  We beat up all hockey players in a classless society.  You don’t even need to be a communist to play hockey and hurt your ice!  (Who needs “class” for hockey?)

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Ice-Hockey-NES-Classic-913620016