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Wednesday, August 31, 2022

Poem- “The Wild Outcast”

“The Wild Outcast”


He gets sore.

He is always uptight.

He goes on and on about politics.

He just really gets kooky.

He is so broken up.

He goes on and on about freedom.

He flips through a newspaper.

He scratches the surface about internal affairs from around the nature.

He goes on and on.

He is bitter, cross, and resentful.

He does not like politicians.

He does not like managers.

He will express disorderly vernacular.

He always devours with shoptalk in his yap.

He does not polish the clean bill.

He will never credit pizazz.

He cools goodwill.

He awards notional backtalk to his wife.

He instructs chill near the success.

He is always blogging and texting.

He believes in nobody.

He only cares about “freedom” in his own estimation.

He complains about fast food he loves.

He mocks every refreshment without charge.

He toasts quicksand with ironic bliss.

He only lends distortion and pronounces sloppy reservation.

He remarks mediums of exchange at the invisible flash.

He invests hearsay about civilization to duck under pickles.

He says more to himself and almost nothing to his friends.

He makes wishing wells from slow idling.

He will give too much excuse about basic groceries.

He “writes” down a shopping list I cannot read.

He only reads while increasing lack of attention.

He cannot remember what he was eating last week.

He has trouble feeding his dog.

He freezes introduction.

He crosses his fingers during every turn.

He feels no regret to pain.

He gulps soda and cups energy without any awareness.

He does not pull the cream into his drink on time.

He looks hairy and ugly.

He needs to get off his back.

He is afraid of criminals and just believes that fellowship is a myth.

He strikes fire with the wrong cheese.

He boils his pants during the summer.

He does not like water.

He will “follow” a diet without philosophy and obey troublesome fashion.

He is ever on increasing false emotions as the true colors slip by.

He talks about gasoline prices all the time.

He cannot, does not, and will not shut up.

He is fighting for freedom he does not know.

He claims to be an original American.

He just remembers old classics.

He keeps on dismissing any question to his unfair power.

He backs down to nobody.

He has no flexible science to his bias of temper.

He lives with a brain full of maggots.

He continues annoyance for every subject imaginable.

He gets very, very angry.

He wants freedom.

He wants it now.

He fails at cooking and enjoys his personal defects.

He will “love” making terrible mistakes.

He has love and hate on reverse.

He wants free parking near disagreeable citizens at a distance.

He goes on and on.

He wants freedom.

He does not describe freedom.

He just thinks he knows it.


And, do you know what is sad about this man?

Here is the terrible, terrible news:


He never creates art.

No, never.

He never creates art.

He never writes a poem.

He never does a painting.

He never works with clay.

He never draws a stick figure.

He never uses a coloring book.

He never holds a crayon.

He never holds a marker.

He never touches a drawing.

He never reads poetry.

He never praises beauty.

He never directs a movie.

He never directs a TV show.

He never does positive YouTube videos.

He never involves the liberal arts in his life.

He never has enough imagination for creativity.

He never looks at art museums with elegance of flavor.

He never cooks anything special for dinner.

He never makes his own original recipe.

He never creates art.


And, this man thinks he knows what “freedom” is?

He does not believe in freedom.

The word “freedom” is confusion for his ignorance of goodness.

He wants something he does not understand.

Why?

It’s quite simple.

He wants freedom.

But, he never creates art.

He never creates art of his own.

This fact makes his desire vain.




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/The-Wild-Outcast-927815278

Tuesday, August 30, 2022

Movie Review, Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey

Movie Review, Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey


Every luck, woe, and pitch turn into jeopardy of unknown default.  Such judgement is behind.


(Usually, audience reviews on Rotten Tomatoes are texting and chat, not literature.)




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Homeward-Bound-The-Incredible-Journey-927698804

Monday, August 29, 2022

Movie Review, Pokemon: The First Movie

Movie Review, Pokemon: The First Movie


It’s about the stupid pussycat who blows up charm into regret.  Any questions?


(Yes, I know Mewtwo is not a pussycat.  Who cares?)




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Pokemon-The-First-Movie-927591173

Sunday, August 28, 2022

TV Show Review, Frosty the Snowman (Christmas Classic)

TV Show Review, Frosty the Snowman (Christmas Classic)


It’s knotty, endless, and out of shape.  Frosty can’t be a witness.  He’s too porky.




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Frosty-the-Snowman-Christmas-Classic-927457597

Thursday, August 25, 2022

Song Review, “Give Me a Break” (Kit Kat Candy, Classic Song)

Song Review, “Give Me a Break” (Kit Kat Candy, Classic Song)


It’s not a song.  It’s a jingle.  A jingle stops your attention; a song holds your attention.




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Give-Me-a-Break-Candy-Song-927230810

Wednesday, August 24, 2022

Song Review, “Sunshine on My Shoulders” (Classic Song)

Song Review, “Sunshine on My Shoulders” (Classic Song)


I hate sunshine.  Every year, millions of snowpeople turn into water balloons!  Do you care?




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Sunshine-on-My-Shoulders-Old-Music-927114772

Poem- “Dinosaurs and Time”

“Dinosaurs and Time”


A human is not a dinosaur timer.

We only get fossils after the dinosaurs are gone.

The dinosaurs are mysterious for a reason; they’re dead.

People cannot tell time they do not have.

For example, I can’t say, “April 30th, 2:14 pm, 3 million years ago, such…”

I do not have that time.

And, I never will.

Do you have that time?

I don’t think you do.




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Dinosaurs-and-Time-927012733

Monday, August 22, 2022

Poem- “Pokemon and Reality”

“Pokemon and Reality”


You travel the world, talk to strangers, and beat up little monsters.

Is this possible in real life?

Well, no!

You cannot “walk” all over the world.

You cannot go into people’s homes and “talk” to strangers.

You cannot “stuff” a monster in your pocket.

Pokemon is possible for a video game.

But, not for reality and nature.


Let’s think about this.

Let’s think about this carefully.

Can a kid WALK ALL OVER THE WORLD?!!!

Can a kid raise vicious monsters and survive?

Can a kid enter people’s homes and have conversations?

This only makes sense for Pokemon.


Reality is different.

It’s not a small world.

People “talk” without data and subtitles.

Wild animals cannot just become un-wild.

You can’t stuff a tiger into a ball.

Markets and stores are not “movie friendly” or anything like that.

Language is minimal and dull in most places on Earth.

You can break a leg from riding a bicycle.

God does not play music for the wilderness.


Pokemon is fun, exciting, and creative gameplay on TV.

Earth is slow, exhausting, and prohibitive time on nature.




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Pokemon-and-Reality-926895127

Sunday, August 21, 2022

Song Review, “Stayin’ Alive” (Classic Song)

Song Review, “Stayin’ Alive” (Classic Song)


It’s a vintage formula.  Terrible friends will push and pull into every focus of beginnings.




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Stayin-Alive-Classic-Song-926686941

Saturday, August 20, 2022

Song Review, “I Love Rock ’n’ Roll” (Classic Song)

Song Review, “I Love Rock ’n’ Roll” (Classic Song)


The rock is very hard and I can’t pick it up.  Every sound gives me distance beyond any need.




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-I-Love-Rock-n-Roll-Classic-Song-926663624

Poem- “Voice and Paper”

“Voice and Paper”


I can write down my voice.

I can read text out loud with my voice.


I can use my hands for writing.

I can use my voice for talking.


For reading skill, I must adjust my voice to good grammar.

I must create text with good grammar and adjust my voice to it.


My hand draws the voice.

My voice plays the hand.


But, from time to time, I am writing from silence.

I do not always “talk” for my text.


From time to time, I do not always write down my voice.

My voice can suffer by flesh and wind.

Perhaps these hands are just scratching and not writing.

Sometimes, my hands are probably jerking and there’s no manual mood.


As such, my voice is not always made to literary performance.

So, I adjust my voice to good grammar and reject false sounds of throat.

Maybe I talk just to “get something out there” sometimes.

I need to create written paper for my voice for clarity of purpose.


It’s not easy.


For school education, I was not just writing English.

I was writing Spanish, French, Chinese, Japanese, German, and Irish.

I was testing my mouth and working with my hands for proper customization.

I am a better English speaker today because of my long awareness.

Without foreign languages, my English would seem unbelievable to me.

My English was not believable to me until I was done with education.

Even today, my English is a journey of literary performance and chat of wit.


I write down my voice.

But, I only write down my voice with official record of communications.

Every cough, sneeze, and curse goes down the drain and I don’t use these.

My mouth can make sounds that are not letters of the alphabet.

I only write down letters of the alphabet to create words on paper.

Human language is usually not a musical instrument.

My purpose of authorship is to read and write and to write and read.

But, I also have judgements, values, characters, emotions, and logistics.

My poem will remain on paper for the human voice to play upon wordy sight.




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Voice-and-Paper-926559961

Thursday, August 18, 2022

Poem- “Nature and Focus”

“Nature and Focus”


TV exaggerates focus.

In real life, nature is “out” of focus.




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Nature-and-Focus-926435877

Wednesday, August 17, 2022

Song Review, “Long Tall Sally” by Little Richard (Classic Song)

Song Review, “Long Tall Sally” by Little Richard (Classic Song)


Do you hear this song and want to hurt people?  Well, stop listening to it.  The rock falls off.




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Long-Tall-Sally-Classic-Song-926327557

Sunday, August 7, 2022

Song Review, “God Save the King” (Music of History)

Song Review, “God Save the King” (Music of History)


A stationary king is rare.  He does not have much time for common sense.  Because of this, the public is a general background of obedience and their residence is not direct or exact.




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-God-Save-the-King-History-of-Music-925213500

Saturday, August 6, 2022

Movie Review, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (Disney Classic)

Movie Review, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (Disney Classic)


Her mother quits reflection, the dwarfs avoid identification, and she can’t cook.




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Snow-White-and-the-Seven-Dwarfs-925008747

Thursday, August 4, 2022

Song Review, “If You’re Happy and You Know It” (Classic Kids Song)

Song Review, “If You’re Happy and You Know It” (Classic Kids Song)


“If you’re happy and you know it, stomp your feet.”


Happy people do not stomp.

They step.

They only step.

They do not stomp.

They step.


Stomping is for anger, not for happiness.


Happiness is a kind of positive relaxation.

Anger is a kind of negative energy.


Do you see children stomping in a restaurant?

Well, they may be lucky, but they do not know it.

They often lose mood for confusion and anxiety.

Knowledge is key to real happiness.

Children are still learning.

Parents give orders to kids and reject their false decisions.




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/If-You-re-Happy-and-You-Know-It-Song-Review-924857080

Wednesday, August 3, 2022

Videogame Review, Slay the Spire for the Playstation 4 (PS4 Game)

Videogame Review, Slay the Spire for the Playstation 4 (PS4 Game)


It needs to be a videogame.  The “game” is strong.  But, the “video” is weak.




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Slay-the-Spire-PS4-Game-924771940

Tuesday, August 2, 2022

My Conversation for Mario Kart 64

My Conversation for Mario Kart 64


You probably hate me for this.  I did a negative review for Mario Kart 64 years ago.  Keep in mind, that I was a child for Mario Kart 64 growing up.  I did not have very much internet in the 1990’s.  I did not have YouTube.  I did not have Wikipedia.  I did not have eBay.  My childhood in the 1990’s did not have anything to do with internet.  So, a modern gamer probably tells me, “Your criticism of Mario Kart 64 is a sin.  Millions of people all over Earth love this game.”  Back then, in the 1990’s, when I was a child, if you told me that while I was a child in the 1990’s, I would say, “You’re an asshole.  You’re full of shit.”  I’m not joking.  When I was a child, I would tell you this if you said that to me.  I was playing Mario Kart 64 with my dad.  And, the instruction manual for Mario Kart 64 did not describe the video game program as a religious symbol in any way, shape, or form.  The video game was just “fun” for the time.  It was entertainment.  My religion was to the side.  I was a Christian child.  But, Mario Kart 64 was never serious enough for it to be considered a religious symbol.  It was just “good, old, plain fun”.  Did I have fun with the racing game?  Yes.  I did have fun.  But, from childhood, I did not have much experience of learning and schooling.  I was still in school.  Sometimes, I hated school.  Many teachers were giving me irrational corrections.  Mario Kart 64 was a reasonable excuse to play with my father.  My father does not play video games with me anymore.  Do you know better Nintendo 64 games?  If you do not, you need to study video game magazines about the Nintendo 64 gaming console.  But, in my childhood, I was too gross for much learning and school classrooms were mannerly and ignorant.  My dad would pick up a Nintendo 64 controller and play with me in Mario Kart.  The TV screen looked perfect.  Of course, I was also very ignorant.  Very, very, very ignorant!  I had attention deficit disorder.  I was “very good” at Mario Kart 64.  I was very good at it.  But, the video game was something for cheating in.  You can cheat in the game.  All you have to do, from time to time, for multiplayer, is get too many mushrooms and take naughty shortcuts.  The game would only be challenging for an idiot.  Mario Kart 64 was not hardcore by any means.  To this day, I don’t think the game is really challenging.  You can get too many items and weapons in the game.  How often does a “star item” come up?!  A lot, actually.  Also, the 3D graphics were elementary.  These graphics were cheap.  You can “die” very easily in the video game.  Sure, a mountain can be made of chocolate.  But the chocolate mountain was also a hazard of extreme simplicity and technical force.  You can crash very easy on a chocolate mountain.  Bowser courses were always too hard for my dad.  And, I was such an ass.  I was showing off in front of my dad.  I was a child.  What did I know?!  Fashion for video games in the Ventura City area in California during the 1990’s was lame, inefficient, and void of nice contact.  GameStop was throwing common NES games in the garbage can.  They did not care.  Mario Kart 64 was amusing for some members of my family for years.  But, later on, I discovered that the video game was a flaw.  And, it was only “fun” for being a flaw.  I could not say the game was perfect anymore.  For years, I just thought the game was challenging, but I was also a dummy in school.  My negative review of Mario Kart 64 still remains with the public about this.  The game is dumber than a box of rocks!  I still have my moments.  But, Nintendo has better games.  Only play Mario Kart 64 for historical purpose.  It’s not the best game anymore.  It was only the “best” for ignorance and doubt of educational learning.  We have greater Mario Kart video games to think about.




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/My-Conversation-for-Mario-Kart-64-924659202

Song Review, “I Love New York” (Classic American Song)

Song Review, “I Love New York” (Classic American Song)


Exciting, special, and different?  I agree!  New York is cryptic, missive, and floppy.




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-I-Love-New-York-American-Song-924554640