Song Review, “Smells Like Teen Spirit” (Nirvana, Classic Rock)
It’s fancy footwork with one in a million ringers for early, smacking downturn of pitfall.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Smells-Like-Teen-Spirit-Rock-Music-931209518
Clock Review, Pink Neon Clock (Walmart)
Where do I put the battery? This clock lacks instruction. At least, it’s beautiful.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Clock-Review-Pink-Neon-Clock-Walmart-931086296
Song Review, “The Muffin Man” (Classic Song)
Do I know the muffin man? No. California does not have a muffin man. Sure, there’s a worker in my grocery store who is a baker, but he is not a muffin man. He will work in the far back of a grocery store without enthusiasm for his tattoos and heavy metal music. It’s hard work! And, there’s no jolly baker in California to be found. Maybe a baker in California will complain with harsh temper and joke about stupid people. But, he’s not going to dance in the kitchen and star in a communism advertisement. “Muffin man” is obsolete English fashion and California treats it like a cliche they make fun of without history. Remember something else. It’s not the 1800’s anymore. America is a melting pot with lots of unofficial context for pleasure. So, at California’s fast food restaurant Drive-Thru locations, even a “British” voice from a special customer will cause confusion at the next window. Do I know the muffin man? Yes. But, that’s only possible with education. I know “muffin man” because I know words like “sagacity” and “efficacy” from 1800’s English. Today, this English is rare, but the Spanish language still holds on to much of the original meaning.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-The-Muffin-Man-Classic-Music-930982013
Song Review, “Let’s Go Fly a Kite” (Mary Poppins, Disney Classic)
It’s grandiose. This Disney song sounds like a national anthem for a kingdom. Nonsense! Just go outside and play. It’s just a toy. A child does not need his “iron fist” on the money.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Let-s-Go-Fly-a-Kite-Disney-Song-930634442
Song Review, “Talk Dirty to Me” (Poison, Classic Rock)
No, no, no! Bad idea. This kind of music ends a relationship.
(Like, seriously. Every dating website can be a journal of divorces and broken hearts.)
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Talk-Dirty-to-Me-Poison-930488774
“Report and Conversation”
A philosopher gives official book report for his reading with truth.
Normal people “just look” at books and have false conversation.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Report-and-Conversation-930290361
Videogame Review, The Simpsons for the Arcade (Arcade Machine)
The “clowns” are fighting. But, where’s the circus? Jobs, people! Jobs!
Side Note:
If a player only enjoys this game “just because” it’s ARCADE, his entertainment is prejudice.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-The-Simpsons-Arcade-Machine-930149042
TV Show Review, The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (All Episodes)
Source of imaginary gravitation and electrifying kidstuff.
For example, Christopher Robin will blow up a balloon with his breath. His breath is not helium. And, after he blows up a balloon with his breath (without helium), the “balloon” floats up to the sky. Pooh and his friends grab the floating balloon and float up to the sky with the balloon. But, there’s still no helium. Christopher Robin just laughs. He did the impossible! Of course, it “works” just because I have a TV. Electricity and imagination make the “science fiction” possible. I’m not even sure if it’s really science fiction. It’s only a TV show, right? Yeah… naturalism is in trouble.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/The-New-Adventures-of-Winnie-the-Pooh-Review-929998630
Videogame Review, First Class Trouble for the Playstation 5 (PS5 Game)
The game doesn’t work. Is this game for PS4 or PS5? For an early “PS5” game, Sony was really marking it for PS4. But, they did not want to let go of the PS5 for First Class Trouble, so they made it shine for PS4 and put “PS5” to the side. Because of this transaction problem between PS4 and PS5, my “PS5” version of the game does not work. The game was really best for PS4. And, for the Playstation 5 console, the game appears to be on my gaming console, when, really, it’s not. It’s a purchase error. Calling Sony by phone takes hours. From my personal experience, the PS4 version is your best bet, even if you’re gambling with data.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-First-Class-Trouble-PS5-Game-929788849
Videogame Review, Hood: Outlaws & Legends for the Playstation 5 (PS5 Game)
A promise before the finish can receive it, every conflict will dismiss.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Hood-Outlaws-and-Legends-PS5-929768091
Videogame Review, Sonic Mania for the Nintendo Switch (Classic Game)
This game is a wonderful buzzkill. You run at extreme graphics and crash into everything. Yay!
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Sonic-Mania-Nintendo-Switch-929643713
Song Review, Ballade No. 4 (Chopin, Classical Music)
Sweeping harmony for design is like evolution under the prize without shame of a compass.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Song-Review-Ballade-No-4-Chopin-929354449
Song Review, “Moonlight Sonata (3rd Movement)” (Beethoven Classic)
It’s very clicky and there’s little recovery of volume. The keys melt and break up from a solid.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Moonlight-Sonata-3rd-Movement-Beethoven-929190574
Movie Review, The Terminator
It doesn’t matter if a “human” mistakes, or, if a “robot” mistakes. It’s the same mistake. Humans can make the mistake; robots can make the mistake. The mistake doesn’t change. It’s only a difference to anyone with prejudice about humans and robots. We should avoid it.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Movie-Review-The-Terminator-928856323
“Music and Poetry”
“This poem is music to my ears!”
Really?
Well, you can’t read my poem at all.
I don’t think you can create music either.
My poem is not musical.
My poem is literary.
Let’s examine real music:
Bars, measures, beats, multirest, musical notations, time signatures, simple times, quarter notes, bar lines, scores, blues, jazz, measure numbers, repeat signs, dots, staffs, meters, accents, periods, lengths, rhythmic notes, variations, rock, easy listening, heavy metal, Mensurstrich, Mozart, polyphony, ties, note values, hypermeasures, metric units, hyperbeats, hypermeters, improvisation, chords, rhythm changes, progression, harmonic generalizations, turnarounds, transpiration volume, bridges, tensions, cadence, piano substitutions, noise patterns, song titles, classical piece, supertonic, tonic, roots of the horn, augmented triads, numerological music sheets, sheets of sound, trumpets, saxophones, D major, C major, tune up, transition of guitar strings, tonal transpositions, classical music compositions, etc.
I am not a musician.
My poem does not have musical notations.
The text you see is literary.
It’s not a sheet of music.
When you read my poem, imagination is the key, not instrumentation.
It’s a very social performance with linguistic romance.
I was very successful in poetry classes.
I only had “one” music class and I was a failure in music.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Music-and-Poetry-928636496
“My Scholarship and Poetry”
Reading is a feature of scholarship.
Writing is a feature of scholarship.
Speech is a feature of scholarship.
My poetry is a combination of reading, writing, and speech.
And, therefore:
My poetry requires scholarship.
I know this sounds “unfair” to educated individuals.
But, it’s life.
Deal with it.
I went to school.
I did my homework.
I earned grades for poetry.
If that’s not enough for you, well, I’m sorry.
My state university did not have a degree for poetry.
Schooling experience was the best I could do.
A lot of people read poetry.
But, culture and travel go beyond the chalkboard.
2 + 2 is fine.
But, for real experience of poetry, you need a life.
Do you ever learn from my fantasy?
Or, do you keep looking for things you already see?
Are you going to use Latin for your TV?
Even authors of fiction know when to quit.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/My-Scholarship-and-Poetry-928520765
Song Review, "Heil dir im Siegerkranz” (History of Music)
Motivation opens every alarm into cautious volume. The break is hard, depending on air.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Heil-dir-im-Siegerkranz-History-928471771
Videogame Review, Restless Soul for the Nintendo Switch
It’s only nice for a restless player. But, usually, a player rests. I get restless. So, there’s a little humor in me for words. The arcade reference is most certainly disappointing. Most “old” video games were never black and white. Black and white “TV” was a PONG-and-Atari thing. Where is the game? I’m still waiting for a challenge. Keep in mind that the Intellivision gaming console was absolute method for Color TV. As such, from our history, black and white video games were very available for Game Boy only. Game Boy was a portable gaming console. Restless Soul does show us some modern possibilities with black and white for HD TV. Black and white for HD TV? Yes, it’s a pretty rare phenomenon, but it’s negative and low. How many colors do we have in the rainbow? Here’s what I remember:
Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple and indigo, making 7 colors. (“7” is a lucky number.)
Restless Soul does not have much “rainbow” to speak of. Black and white is black and white. But, we can have white and black, and, white and white and black and black. Never forget the investigative grey. Reading the text with my voice during the gameplay was a mixture of common sense and exaggerating technique. Of course, the Nintendo Switch gaming console is not always funny and Restless Soul is evidence of that. From my personal experience of Game Boy, I think it’s because of the offensive design. The design (graphics, video, imagery, photos, video art, etc.) never reaches minimalism. Minimalism has this problem. The general public does not have much respect for minimalism. The general public does not have much respect for a “minimum” of gameplay. You can get restless for the Nintendo Switch; however, Restless Soul is not even a minimum to be restless for with confidence. Music for the game is almost completely an undertaker’s jingle. Story becomes self-defeating under the plain notes. YouTubers can probably make Restless Soul look funny. It’s possible to make this game look funny in your own privacy of living at home. But, there’s a catch! You must be an artist yourself for the text to appear funny to you. Restless Soul has almost no art to speak of. In fact, the Game Boy has better graphics! I don’t know what the programmer is trying to joke about here. Retro gamers are not extinct yet. Is that the joke? Well, it’s stupid. Also, the gameplay text hits the wrong notes of reason and players of this game will experience humor that is out of shape for mouth. This makes reading difficult. Making matters worse, some jokes in the game are really insults with negative smiles to imagine with regret. Without the public’s reference to videogame history, Restless Soul will be lost from the hints upon age of machines. (It’s poetry. But, where’s the poet?) The game does not perform. It just… runs. Retro gamers usually do not run; but, the game runs. How do we catch up with the gameplay of syntax and psychological judgement? I don’t think we can really catch up to it. Pokemon look interesting. But, Restless Soul is not a Pokemon game. The art in Restless Soul is rude and glaring. We never find the light of sense. I have some good sense. I can read with vigor. But, Restless Soul is not a source of vigor. It’s dull and bland. Yes, the game is colorful in a narrow sense, but there’s no thoughtful connection to arcade machines from the past such as Pac-Man and Galaga. So, what this means, really, is that Restless Soul is not a tribute to the past. It’s not even a compliment! From my personal experience of playing Restless Soul, it’s a diminishing pretend. At least the game is cheap and Nintendo’s shopping channel for the game activates a discount with extra points. Restless Soul is a meaningful idea. Sometimes, I like the idea. Restless gameplay is out of order for this case. When the “Options” are more challenging than the “Game” you know something is wrong.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Restless-Soul-Nintendo-Switch-928168356
