“Texting Manners”
Do you know somebody who does not “read” text on the phone?
Do you know somebody who cannot “spell” text on the phone?
When that happens, send this texting message:
READ MY TEXT.
YOU HAVE A PHONE.
USE IT.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Texting-Manners-964883134
“Vegetarians and Restaurants”
Tell me if this is your situation:
You go into a restaurant.
You order the veggie burger.
The worker completes your order.
The worker gives you the veggie burger.
You eat the veggie burger.
Maybe you enjoy the veggie burger.
You should enjoy it.
But, you discover something new.
The worker gives you a veggie burger.
The worker tells you, “Have a nice day.”
But, there’s a catch!
The worker does not eat the veggie burger.
The worker never eats the veggie burger.
He does not know what the veggie burger tastes like.
And, he just gives you the veggie burger and tells you, “Have a nice day.”
This fact worries me.
I know the veggie burger should taste good.
But, if the worker does not eat the veggie burger, how does he cook it?
I don’t think that’s good business for vegetarians who visit a restaurant.
Vegetarians want good food to eat.
If the restaurant workers do not eat veggie burgers, what are they doing?
That’s a safety issue.
A worker should know the food he is serving to the customer.
This is not always possible.
But, vegetarian knowledge helps a restaurant do good service.
I already know this.
I talk to restaurant workers all the time.
It’s a big problem.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Vegetarians-and-Restaurants-964450770
TV Show Review, The Simpsons (Original, Old Episodes)
Sometimes, people tell me, “Do not criticize.” Okay… what about the Simpsons? The Simpsons have criticism all the time. So, even if I am a reviewer, I need to represent their criticism. I can’t avoid criticism, because, The Simpsons is a TV show with criticism in the program. For example, Bart Simpson will say, “You don’t make friends with salad.” Is that true? Well, it depends. It’s not my criticism. But, it is Bart Simpson’s criticism. So, how can I avoid criticism? When I represent Bart Simpson’s criticism of vegetables, how can I avoid criticism? Bart Simpson has feelings, too. Maybe the vegetables are not very fresh. Maybe the grocery store is being run by lazy workers. Maybe Bart Simpson does not think that “french fries” are vegetables. Maybe Bart Simpson’s mother does not have a very positive lifestyle for vegetables. Maybe Marge Simpson’s salad recipes are 2nd-rate. Maybe the salad is not being enjoyed by Bart’s friends very often. Who knows? Maybe Bart Simpson is not pleased by his mother’s behavior. And, of course, Bart Simpson does have criticism about vegetables. Even when I represent Bart Simpson’s criticism, I am giving criticism by representing Bart Simpson’s criticism. So, can I “avoid” criticism? Not really. I need to represent Bart Simpson. Imagine if I told Bart, “Oh, stop complaining and eat your vegetables.” That feedback would not go very well with us. Bart Simpson argues with his father all the time. And, his father, Homer Simpson, also does not enjoy vegetables. Even when Homer eats food that is hard for him to eat, he would think, “The food was not undelicious!” Homer would say that from his confusion and poor literacy. Well, sometimes, I do not like vegetables either. It depends on the vegetables. Some vegetables are very, very hard to swallow. Some vegetables are very, very hard to chew. Some vegetables are very, very hard to prepare. So many factors to consider about vegetables! Yeah, maybe we can be friends with salad sometimes. But this is misleading. A few vegetarians in the real world get grumpy and tired. Marge Simpson wants her family to eat vegetables, although she can be grumpy and tired. When the “salad maker” is grumpy and tired, why should Bart Simpson take her food and eat it? That can be a personality issue. For this reason, I think criticism can help people make better conversations about life, even if people may feel uneasy and harsh about it.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/TV-Show-Review-The-Simpsons-964150166
“On the Day”
This hamburger is sizzling as flat,
Crossing grease within to moisture of heat.
Every degree pulls upon my soft hat,
For my universal view into seat.
My spatula brings another fold in two,
To burn over wide protein out of facts;
A brother shares to me his cup full of moo,
Provided that watermelon throws our acts.
However fast dad’s plate fills sight under hair,
We guess above logic, away from a rude judge.
So, cutting corners inside ourselves with chair,
Other yelps disturb clean humor like white fudge.
BBQ happens to a fire across,
Leaving dust behind dumb ice moving my bright toss.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/On-the-Day-964047471
Photo, “Scholastic Essay Contest Reward”
Special Note:
The writing authorship between stanza rules and paragraph rules does not count both into “one” exercising activity. Most poems are written with stanzas, not paragraphs. For a stanza in poetry, you create a linguistic pattern of fantastic verse. For a paragraph in essay writing, you develop a thesis with logical, organized evidence. Most essays contain no poetry. A stanza must contain poetry or it is not a stanza. So, if someone tells you, “…a stanza is a paragraph…”, correct this untutored fool. When I was writing my essay for the Hispanic Essay Writing Contest, I was not performing any poetry whatsoever. In fact, I almost really do not remember my essay now. It was so long ago. But, I have this certificate for evidence on poetry writing. And, the English teacher who announced my essay contest victory, who was a nice, elderly lady, also praised my poetry for my dramatic, dark themes. Trust me! Poetry writing is usually nothing like essay writing. Sometimes, an essay is poetry. But, such a “poetic” essay is rare. Most essay writers are not poets. And, poets do creative writing for stanzas of verse most of the time. A reader of my poetry recently was telling me that my first stanza of a poem was a “paragraph” for creative writing. No, this description is not correct at all. Stanzas and paragraphs are like apples and oranges. It’s like comparing apples and oranges. Apples and oranges do not really grow on the same tree. Cooking recipes must distinguish ingredients. I won $500 dollars for the essay contest. I used the $500 dollar reward to purchase an Xbox 360 console for myself and I was having fun with the Call of Duty series of videogames. So, my video games are a little educational at least from high school memory. My essay was very good quality. It was clean, firm, and tight with scholastic research. No poetry was done for the essay. Writing rhyme, rhythm, and verses into my essay would’ve been absolute torture to the reader of my essay. So, I avoided all romance, all drama, and all creativity. I was just putting my scholastic observation into print of strict examination. No poetry was done for the essay.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Scholastic-Essay-Contest-Reward-963712601
“Writing for Readers”
Can I “create” my own audience?
No, not really.
I cannot create people.
I can talk to people.
I can write to readers.
I can chat with a girlfriend.
I can debate with a political opponent.
I can have a conversation with strangers and friends.
But, I cannot create people.
I can appeal to people, of course.
I can influence people.
I can hear people.
I can see people.
I can shake hands with gentlemen and hug ladies.
But, I cannot “create” my own audience.
That’s just not possible.
Sure, I know writers and authors want to create their own readers.
But, no.
They can’t.
Readers will be who readers will be.
We can’t really control that.
Yeah, I can tell my readers in my poem and say,
“You will turn into a frog and you will weigh 5 pounds.”
Okay…
Are you a frog yet?
Do you weigh 5 pounds now?
No, probably not.
I don’t think frogs can read my poem.
You are probably a human.
I can’t turn you into another animal.
I cannot “create my own character” and such.
You are who you are.
I may need to respect that.
Besides, readers cannot create their own writers.
A reader can talk to me and say,
“I want my author to be a giant soldier.”
That’s kind of funny!
You’re probably joking.
But, can I suddenly just become a giant soldier?
I don’t think so.
I have a disability.
My body is overweight and non-athletic.
Yeah, I know a reader probably wants me to be a giant soldier.
But, can the reader “create me” and turn me into a giant soldier with magic?
No, of course not.
Any belief like that would just be a superstition.
I cannot turn into an elephant with magic.
I cannot turn into a donkey with magic.
Yeah, sometimes I would like to turn into a unicorn.
But, magic and reality do not exactly mix well together.
And, a business cannot create their own customers.
A business can talk to me and say,
“I will turn you into a music fan and make you listen to music.”
Would that make sense?
No, not really.
Maybe I don’t like the music.
The music is what it is.
But, I am who I am.
Sometimes I like heavy metal music.
Sometimes I like jazz music.
Sometimes I like folk music.
My music preference is usually a habit for privacy of entertainment.
Even if I talk about music in public, I am who I am.
Sometimes I like music.
Sometimes I do not like music.
Maybe I need to read Theology books and observe a quiet room.
God makes people.
God creates us.
Do authors create their readers?
No, of course not.
Authors are not gods.
Authors just write literature.
So, I hope I’m pleasing my readers with my philosophy of life.
Yes, I can talk to you and give you ideas.
But, you are who you are and I am who I am.
That’s all.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Writing-for-Readers-963371837
TV Show Review, TMZ
Misinformation; discourteously loitering, a sleazy expo of labyrinthine incapacity. The “people” on their TV show bang up inclination and knock on wood that raw clowns approve their custom duplications for. TMZ does not represent philosophy. You can walk outside and see what I mean. It’s a jumbling collection of nonessential urbanity without any directive grammar on audio.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/TV-Show-Review-TMZ-962703024
Fast Food Journal, May 13th of Year 2023
This is a special breakfast sandwich from Subway.
Capicola, Pepperoni, Steak, Egg, & Cheese w/ Avocado
Here’s my order:
“Hello.”
Footlong
Wheat
Breakfast
Steak, Egg, and Cheese
Egg Whites
Add Capicola
Add Pepperoni
Pepper Jack Cheese
Toasted
Jalapeños
Yellow peppers
Olives
Add Avocado
Chipotle sauce
Mustard sauce
“The sandwich is done.”
Chips and drink. Breakfast is served. Delicious! Nutrition is exact.
The sandwich is:
Capicola, Pepperoni, Steak, Egg, & Cheese w/ Avocado
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Capicola-Pepperoni-Steak-Egg-Cheese-Avocado-962337675
Videogame Review, Ninja JaJaMaru-kun for the Nintendo Entertainment System (w/ Nintendo Switch)
A carefree flash. The riot is mirroring divisive preparation of ghosts.
(Give me English language for this game. Japanese literacy may be impassable.)
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-Ninja-JaJaMaru-kun-w-Nintendo-Switch-962093517
“Lost Conditions”
Our environment gets so mysterious to me.
You watch the clock during absence of heart.
People will have their options against us.
Choice brings up another selection to dismiss.
Leaders want their own difficulties.
The surroundings do not always look fair and plain.
Followers manage themselves less over areas of interest.
So many places, so many families.
Drivers struggle for locations in pretty, adorable cars.
Who stops for endless features?
Normal attitude holds me upon it.
Markets lose enough qualities over the years to make a profit.
Personality becomes illogical.
Weather above turns us in for degrees of beautiful hurricanes to escape.
Friends run after my luck and hope there’s a simple relation.
There are still means to relaxation.
A society contains erratic positions into your dreaming skills.
Properties age with expiration of habit.
Moments count up to our fashion with or without notice.
History moves us around against particular natures.
Are finances just times for money?
Let me be your judge.
Rainbows are floating in that sky.
Colors mix reality down to the points of unique notice.
Graphics may cause emotional stress.
I would like to visit a neighborhood market for something disagreeable.
Directions make it to compass.
Always remember the navigation captains have for strawberries.
Yeah, I’m always around.
We like to walk around the place.
You smell the Valentines envelope.
A letter cuts it to the fingernail.
Unknown size becomes confusing to a quick dress.
The fruit contains variable weight for experience of hunger.
How many feelings do you have?
We also touch each other from drama.
A lover will chase after so much energy upon further use.
Neighbors manage props for their backyards.
Specific persons believe in their favorite sites.
TV audiences sit near unlimited views and feel inconsistent faith.
Printer ink is expensive for most folks.
You charge me with love and I hold it dear.
Readers of my poetry can never observe absolution to details.
Items are up for grab.
Literature comes with a fair number of particulars.
Earth’s points of view damage logic as time goes by.
There’s a price to pay even without the money.
My rate of language flows under the sun and drifts over the moon.
Percentages make us tag along.
Every student needs to complete his or her laps.
A gamer talents score for jokes of honor.
Hotels mark reservations on record to dispute of questionable wonders.
Football does exist with aggressive stipulations.
Of course, I don’t need to watch football.
Does anybody need to?
Strings pull away from a guitar.
You can treat me to lunch, but I may not really like the food.
Family involves contract of general exhaustion.
A balance makes it “clear” to somebody else.
Sometimes, equality is just a wish.
Do you still wish for things while looking at the nighttime sky?
Many freedoms are only competitive vacuums.
Liberty will be at charms of meaningful disappointment.
Fools still have relations for us to consider.
Are you tired of relationships these days?
Do you stand for it?
Or, do you just understand it?
From all these reversing effects, I wonder what lost conditions are.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Lost-Conditions-961964378
“Wishing and Nothing”
“Hello, master! I am the genie from the magic lamp. What is your wish?”
“Genie, I wish for you to make me an idiot!”
“Done, and, done…”
(Fireworks explode, glitter pops, and brilliant lights design new circumstances.)
“Uh, genie?”
“Yes, master!”
“Nothing is happening. I’m still the same guy. Are you sure about my wish?”
“Well, you really are an idiot and magic doesn’t exist now. I just wanted to make sure.”
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Wishing-and-Nothing-961805507
“Habit and Record”
You can get a habit.
You can get a record.
But, without a record, it’s difficult to prove habit, maybe impossible.
For example, observe the high school degree you probably have.
You graduated from high school.
It’s your record.
It’s not just a long past.
A business may require workers to graduate from high school first.
A high school degree is a requirement for so many businesses.
For a business like that, you need a high school degree to work there.
You cannot just walk into the business and say,
“Well, I do not have a high school degree, but I read a lot of books!”
This quote would never work out for the business and you.
They need a worker with a high school degree, not a reading hobby.
You do not likely have any record for your own private reading hobby.
Your high school degree is the record, not your own private reading hobby.
The business needs your records.
Sure, you can “read a lot” of books for personal hobby.
But, for the record, the business needs the record.
Commonplace hobby doesn’t cut it.
They need real evidence of your knowledge.
Unlimited reading brings us to so many possibilities.
We can read so many books and be so happy!
However, there are no teachers for most books.
Most books do not come with a teacher.
So, education is not available for the books.
Yeah, of course, you can read books for an unlimited hobby.
But, without education, you cannot get a record for it.
No record, no degree.
Just habit without the record.
A business usually cannot observe that with proper judgement.
Businesses often support education.
So, they have a great idea of what a high school degree means.
Unlimited reading is different.
For the record, a business likely needs information on education.
A private reading hobby is just… private.
Nobody really knows anything about it except you.
It’s your privacy.
It’s not a high school degree.
For business, record is greater than habit.
A habit can be irrelevant and mysterious.
No high school degree is irrelevant and mysterious.
A high school degree is a public record and it’s very important.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Habit-and-Record-961374953
“Classic Slapstick”
“Stay in line and bring it to my table.”
Why?
Do I need your table?
Maybe I already have a table of my own.
Maybe there’s a better table for me.
Who needs your table?
You probably don’t really need the table.
Is your table safe?
People put all kinds of food on their tables.
Cleaning a table is important.
Some tables are for work; some tables are for entertainment.
A table can be strong; a table can be weak.
My plate probably shouldn’t go to you.
Did somebody else make the table for you?
I have my own tables.
I can set up my own table.
How old is the table?
Does the table matter?
Of course!
You really enjoy the table, don’t you?
I guess we don’t need to share.
Somebody else can join you.
Or, you can eat at your table, all alone, by yourself, with no regrets.
May you live the life you have chosen.
I will join somebody else’s table, if you don’t mind.
The world doesn’t revolve around you.
Hey, I’m always just somebody else to you, huh?
Are you somebody else to me?
It’s hard.
The table was probably very expensive.
You paid it cheap and done everything.
Oh, so sorry.
I guess we’re running in endless circles.
I don’t think I can fit your table.
Your table is not really my kind.
Somebody needs to clean your table.
I know you need evidence.
And, you always find this record so confusing and illogical.
I apologize for your guilty pleasures.
You need a hug.
You need a hug very badly.
Kiss me now before I walk away.
Oh, yeah.
You believe my love is “chemistry” and such.
Well, chemistry is too difficult for the both of us.
Sizes don’t define you and you spell my name in a goofy way.
I guess that makes you a professional.
Well, I hate to see you go.
You know why I need to go.
Most people do not study chemistry anyway.
Who cares about that?
My brain is made of clay and you do nothing for it.
Oh, so sorry.
We’ll see each other again someday.
If you are so smart, what are you doing here?
Somebody can help me find a table for me to match my heart.
You are so smart, so infinite, so unlimited, so unconditional.
That makes me better for somebody else.
You know the drill.
Unless you understand the table, I will not put a menu there.
It’s not just about choice.
It’s also about literacy and focus.
Yes, I know I’m flattering you.
You get so touchy and sensitive.
I love people who go nowhere.
That makes me happy.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Classic-Slapstick-961081400
Fast Food Journal, May 3rd of Year 2023
This is my favorite breakfast sandwich from Subway.
Capicola, Steak, Egg, & Cheese w/ Sriracha
Here’s my order:
“Hello.”
Footlong
Wheat
Breakfast
Steak, Egg, and Cheese
Add Capicola
Pepper Jack Cheese
Toasted
Lettuce
Tomato
Extra green peppers
Extra jalapeños
Extra yellow peppers
Sriracha sauce
“The sandwich is done.”
Chips and drink. Breakfast is served. Delicious! Nutrition is exact.
The sandwich is:
Capicola, Steak, Egg, & Cheese w/ Sriracha
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Capicola-Steak-Egg-Cheese-with-Sriracha-960932874
TV Show Review, MLW Underground Wrestling
This sports program is not efficient; but, inattentive. The “contenders” look just like me!
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/TV-Show-Review-MLW-Underground-Wrestling-960789374
