Joke- “Walking Outside for Exercise”

“Walking Outside for Exercise”

“Walking is healthy exercise.”

Really?

Maybe not.

Are you walking outside in a pirate costume?

Are you walking in a movie theater with a bag of popcorn?

Are you walking with a small chocolate milkshake in your hand?

Are you walking to the candy store?

Are you walking near the soda machine?

Are you walking around the shopping mall?

Are you walking in the right size of clothes?

Are you walking next to a bar?

Are you walking with other healthy people who care about you?

Are you walking close to fast food?

Are you walking in a good neighborhood?

Are you walking to church?

Are you walking to a library?

Are you walking to a circus?

Are you walking to school?

Are you walking to a gas station?

Are you walking to a risky mountain?

Are you walking to a hazard of snow?

Are you walking outside with a mean dog?

Are you walking into a food lobby?

Are you walking for politics?

Are you walking by the gym?

Are you walking with a purpose?

Are you walking with a fashion?

Are you walking with a custom?

Are you walking with a large pizza on your hands?

Are you walking with a greasy cheeseburger in your paper bag?

Are you walking from the grocery store with a bag of fresh vegetables?

Are you walking with confidence?

Are you walking with depression?

Are you walking with sickness?

Are you walking with poor health?

Are you walking with hunger?

Are you walking with obesity?

Are you walking with homeless status?

Yeah, yeah.

“Walking is healthy exercise.”

I don’t pay much attention to that rule because it’s too “good” to be true.

It’s not really a “rule” at all.

It’s just a lazy idea for common people to hear and ignore.

We must study nutrition, not fashion.

Fashion is usually irrelevant to health.

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