Mario Kart: Cheese Land

Mario Kart: Cheese Land

Princess Peach drove a kart with combustion over quite a few cheesy roads towards Lakitu’s starting line only to lay waste with shells, thunder, and smiling bananas at his black-and-white texture in repetitive goals, making constant returns in this racing world fantasy a priority as Mario’s traffic lights beamed upon the digital globe of dairy product through so much passion at camera angles to which DK’s enthusiasm saffricates to recent years.

Nacho Cheese River was a mile away from a devious critter who relished on plans for the Toadstool Royalty.  Bowser was the exception.  That dragonish knight hired the little pip-squeak to set up a mouse trap into which Peach’s kart would fix its hold with the professional blade until she got to soaring in the orange air to land on the river’s body of cheese, almost like a broken umbrella in distress when Mr. Crackers the Mouse had faith for best that she shared more than her just-desserts.

For that matter you could make a 200 ft. quesadilla out of Nacho Cheese River in which Peach drank an exquisite quality to eventually persist like ripened fruit, Bowser knowing well the Toadstool Crown on which Dr. Mario rescued Mama Luigi from gypsies at a haunted palace on the 3DS.

Of course the princess was thin in the main to Nacho Cheese River only to later expand her horizons with privilege, girth, and a soiled dress in bits of King Boo’s hot sauce- tides near her corner locale behaved as resort features where Mr. Crackers the Mouse knew furries who acted Shakespeare plays at the crack of dawn close to the macaroni.  Even the glowering sun seemed as facial and round for Peach’s antique century as yolk for which she grimaced before absorbing the whole entire river and encouraging Dr. Mario to give Bowser a nice touch of conflict with a repairman’s shoe under a huge bullet.  He hugged Peach and blew bubbles into her stomach with Italian/American glee- an odd peculiarity, considering blue mice flew on handfuls of hot tacos ahead of King Koopa who laid upon the ground stolen of fresh royalty.

A doctor of this abstract nature fed Peach a cracked mushroom which would’ve only been life-losing if delicious on an empty stomach; what fine behavior since the pink-clad princess shrunk with cheesy stains back to normal cartoon frame and drove herself and her medical plumber toward the rising and shifting flag (the racecar banner) where Lakitu congratulated the mess and dreamed of a bigger peach.

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