Videogame Review, Frogger Returns for the Nintendo Wii (or PS3)
IGN was confused about this game. They had a general aversion to both the old ways of gaming and the new ways of gaming, so we’re left with their messy review when we go back and actually “look” at the things we did. Frogger Returns was and is a triumphant game with controls on the Wii that are accurate since you can hold the Wii remote with both hands and have very determined gameplay ahead of you towards beautiful, cute graphics of subway trains, street rats, nearly bottomless waters for swimming (although your frog drowns upon certain square feet), golden star cubes which shake at immediate appeal for swiping of invincibility on temporary notion, a little purple child frog out of her sweet laughter of glee, funny rolling conveyor belts, stacks of healthy wood beyond your frog’s adorable height and size, rough dogs with legs floating over bright grass, (now don’t make me argue IGN), perfected switches for stops and halts, fair and delightful high scores, humorous credits, reversed logs and railroad bridges and so much more! Even Nintendo Life was generally negative about the real accomplishments in this game by unreasonable demands. Really confident am I when I return to Frogger Returns after years of absence and witness the very images and sharply pointy graphics that remind me of arcade nostalgia in so much quality of quick-witted performance I almost forget my high-score diary resting next to my piled books, nooks and crannies. IGN, come on. You’re like that mean parent who doesn’t want people to have fun, see the unreality of guilty perception, feel love in short bursts of extended periods of entertainment and comfortable gaming, since Frogger in the arcade has always been unrealistic to the point of acceptable fiction and mystery. We also can’t dodge behind a rock and quickly recover from bleeding after 3 days in Halo. Please, IGN, shut up! So many reviewers these days need a complete makeover of personality until happiness can come back for gaming. Besides the point I’m making here, our goal of labeling a game as “bad” is to repair someone’s life for the gaming world, not hurt feelings and ruin appetite. This Wii game is even better after all the stupid fashion from back then has passed us and we can just achieve remarkable scores upon the various pavements of frog-doom. There’s no inappropriate objects nor are there dumb names in the game like “batcrap” or “I’m a journalist on video games”. Excuse my patience on IGN’s lack of gaming confidence and you’ll see Frogger Returns at subtle heights of wild, enthusiastic arcade style, even if it means hanging along the edges with refinement and focused etiquette which comes from playing something from the past- to go through expanded courses and specialty items without ridiculous name-calling, without fear and aversion, to hold your controller tightly and activate a directional pad programmed sideways for strict but appreciative hopping motion into the happy works of your frog’s little universes of nature, city, ugliness, and adorable means of display. It’s chaos against discord, shifts against time, love against hatred, intelligence against rudeness, all while me and plenty of happy customers of Frogger Returns play through rich understanding for a frog’s universal traffic of dispute, since everything relates to us, since we look at our own cities and imagine hope in flying colors and a machine’s performance of chin-music and sweet lullabies. Be ashamed as a hater of this wonderful game. Go ahead, crawl back into boring life, pick up another cup of burned coffee when you’re so pleased with disgusting measures. Oh, sure! Dynamics throughout this Wii game appeal with unreality, something less than doubt, something more than adult talk, leaving childhood-feeling individuals with prosperity and kindness when alluring musical notes are relishing on delight, to chew on fat, to leave the TV in mild seriousness and feel the rush and life and throw of arcade performance, of arcade classic as enlivened by the Wii’s upbeat of generated improvements of style. Go on haters, play Marvel Pinball and see if I care! I’m sticking to marvelous things of gameplay, to great atmosphere of sweet lies which are commingled into Frogger Returns’ massive flow of traffic and comedic touch. Dreams are made excellent by a small creation of intrinsic, well-flowing Frogger Returns, sweet innocence of dynamics that allows my patience on IGN’s dispute to help me with true love and satisfaction other than fashion and bias. Leave me to my drapes: I’ll never be gone again.
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