Videogame Review, Slots Free: “Pearl Riches” for Google Play (Mermaid Gamble)

Videogame Review, Slots Free: “Pearl Riches” for Google Play (Mermaid Gamble)

Babies don’t eat pies.  I know a lot of parents think they do and we’re covering this wealth-bringing game with that in mind.  Actually, it’s just play money for this game.  Enough funds can cover the progress in high scores although you’ll also find pretty fish and mermaids here, so keep your hopes up and let the lines flow to the exactions on our gamble.  That’s a good thing!  “Love” is a word I can use to describe this game without being vulgar because the images are soft, gentle, and adorable.  Ordinary words like “love” can be made vulgar if the proper authority is not given because oppression, like what we get in fashion, hurts and derails people’s minds.  If any word is given in retarded and bloodthirsty motion, it becomes slang.  “Pearl Riches” is not vulgar, doesn’t use slang, and the blue mermaids are able to drift through bubbles to get at schools of fish around their aqua beauty.  Beauty that’s just a number is really not beauty at all.  We have to be careful of giving a slot machine a thumbs-up just for money.  Besides, the play money isn’t real.  Consider the play money like it’s a token of some of the greatest things you’ll see in a gambling game.  My bid has gone up to 1,500,000, but that’s because I get a lot in return and, from the game’s infrastructure of values and action indicators and oceanic early morning chimes, dispute between me and the slot machine is reconciled with kindness due to exaggerations of thrill which make excitement gay and love interesting.  Don’t tell me you still think babies eat pies.  Stop that!  I’d rather just gamble in imaginary money when it’s not evil but instead acts as love’s replenishment and retribution.  You need to act on yourself in gambling and consider your personality for it while drawing the hatch of random, cardinal symbols spread out in the fashion of glory, especially after oppression from parents and loved ones is softened into philosophy and good psychology within the nature under happiness towards the big lots, the huge prizes upon miracles over the hill and under the sea of great, mechanical fascination for the randomization between taglines, visions, and forced prophecy.  I’m calling the mermaid one soon.  Sometimes whatever art appeals to smart critics like me is something despised by the public for its unprecedented ugliness until it vanishes into the pits of humankind, as in, “Ta Ta, Ta Ta!”  Yet I think “Pearl Riches” understands itself.  There’s beauty, elegance, and rich dynamics to the visualized bet I’m in when I’m headed for the streets of grey next to fallen sewers.  Of course.