“Deadly and Honest”
Just stop being fat.
Throw your candy away.
Burn all those sandwiches and fries.
Pound sushi with a hammer.
Combine and divide.
Kill the food, spill the beans.
Hit your own belly until it’s gone.
Suck your arms out.
Break a leg, lose your teeth.
Pull out the garbage.
Slap your mother, slap your father.
Kick it into gear.
Add a fork and remove the cup.
You’re silly, you’re crazy.
Cut that “pig” in half.
People are looking at you.
They’re staring.
Are you my mommy?
Hello!
Give me your pants.
These are the wrong size!
You should be swimming naked.
Just add spice, take the cake.
I’ll see your back someday.
Are those real muscles?
Pull me another one.
Get that fry in there!
You’re a sick man with sugar on top.
Too many toppings, too many questions.
You’re a disgrace to fluffy cheetahs.
How could you put yourself like this?
It wasn’t chicken!
Take that onion next door and get a refund.
Pizza is not actually your face without it.
Manage it well.
Oh!
And burn that stone with a flamethrower.
She’ll pick up where you left off.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Deadly-and-Honest-858197994
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