Videogame Review, Mario Kart Tour (Last Year to Today)

Videogame Review, Mario Kart Tour (Last Year to Today)

What’s luck?  Purpose is the accident.  This has to be the case concerning bananas, shells, hearts, thunder, bombs, and more in a cartoon world like this one.  Drivers get together for a race and there’s 2 laps to go on general circuit matches.  Honestly I’m going to tell you to just ignore any review for Mario Kart Tour that was done in the year 2019.  You’re probably wondering why.  Well, to be honest, reviewers for Mario Kart Tour in 2019 didn’t have enough evidence for their claims.  Mario Kart Tour is more than several games packed into one.  Exclusive content has been released every week, every month up to this date in my current review I’m now giving right away.  Consider the odds!  We’re talking about a phone game with cowboys, fairies, witches, elves, dancers, furries, monsters, dinosaurs, and more with Easter eggs, Christmas presents, Halloween decorations, Summer clothing, Valentine charms, American memorabilia, Japanese antiques, “snowpersons”, and more, something I can’t exactly find on vintage, retro Mario Kart games from the past.  Mario Kart Tour is the greatest Mario Kart game because there’s more history of worlds, vehicles, weapons, and parachutes to the mix.  You can make a princess into a bride, or make a plumber into a tour guide or even a penguin, or make a castle servant into a fireworks show host.  Even with the simple, basic monthly pass you can have dozens of karts, drivers, and equipment to show off for.  Be careful of really, really negative reviewers!  There are good reasons to be careful of what hearing negative people give it in voices to raise and bodies to shiver.  The arrogant man often makes lies about sickness.  People can get fooled into hearing myths and rumors about sickness and end up becoming foul and belligerent whenever history like this has been shown.  So many reviews by critics are nothing more than excuses for loitering.  This is especially true when a reviewer gives a common opinion you find on Yelp like, “Oh, it’s very expensive and the people aren’t friendly.”  I think they forget what it means to have business in the first place.  A business is a money maker for a great cause.  Sure, a business may expect customers to be a little goofy and silly; however, their means of production is vital.  While they mean to please, they also want to make money and provide good services.  You can’t just make people so excited and not expect anything in return because the past returns and the future is ahead.  I’ve experienced great things on my cell phone for this racing game!  Of course, I’d hesitate about calling this project “one game” because I’ve been playing it for a very long time and new courses and drivers let me continue with progress and extensions into video and crazy features.  New York is a nice place to start… without New York!  There’s also England, France, California, Vancouver, and the greatly improved “chocolate mountain” racing course with new objectives and missions never seen before in the Mario Kart series.  Yoshi looks cute in an Easter egg!  Every ticket acts as a potion, every skill acts as a fashion with style, and every course acts as a whole new world for driving, especially when I turn my cell phone the other way and experience better steering for the wider part of the screen when tilted sideways.  But don’t think the collection is perfect in every way.  Particulars to note are my phone’s volume, which isn’t always consistent with pops and cracks of noise, and the driving, which may or may not turn heads for racing gamers who are less facilitated with serious driving.  The comedy is wild and out of this world!  With enough patience and focus, my driving ability goes hand in hand with jokes and pleasures under data management for gaming skills and fun.

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