Poem- “Evil Master”

“Evil Master”

An evil master with his false test doesn’t look for your correct answers.

An evil master with his false test looks for specifics of organized text.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Evil-Master-890535757

Poem- “Your Typical Candy”

“Your Typical Candy”

Chocolate peanut butter cups.

Normal, basic, average, plain, boring, uninteresting, simple food.

It’s not candy!

It’s just healthy food with a little bit of sugar.

There’s nothing unique about it.

It’s old news.

My grandma ate this stuff.

This could’ve been “candy” 200 years ago.

Let’s forget it and try something new.

How about astronaut’s ice cream?

That’s more interesting!

Peanut butter and chocolate is just peanut butter and chocolate.

The fancy imagery for common candy is pointless.

We need a great taste here!

It doesn’t matter if you eat 5 million pounds of peanut butter and chocolate.

It’s still just peanut butter and chocolate, and, the sugar is dull.

You don’t want to get sweet for the wrong reasons.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Your-Typical-Candy-890435497

Poem- “Flesh”

“Flesh”

A woman gets butterflies in her stomach.

I’m afraid of butterflies.

That lady can do something weird to prevent drama and it usually fails.

So, what’s the flesh?

I think flesh is the undeserving fear of butterflies.

Most people have too many butterflies; so, they never talk to strangers.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Flesh-890421883

Videogame Review, Hogan’s Alley for the Nintendo Entertainment System (w/ Brand New Retrozapper)

Videogame Review, Hogan’s Alley for the Nintendo Entertainment System (w/ Brand New Retrozapper)

You do not get “more life” for playing a video game.  You play a game; however, you do not get more life.  Your life remains as a design even if there’s a game.  There’s no such thing as a life with no life.  I’m giving these facts of evidence for truth of the moment concerning this video game.  Sure, video games often provide you with “lives” as a label for fiction and fantasy; however, those “lives” are more like labels for video enhancement of gameplay, as opposed to your own very life of blood, sweat, and tears in gears of living.  Perhaps you have doubts about these facts of evidence for truth just for the sakes of awareness and temper.  I understand that!  Power is very annoying even when you know what you did wrong.  Hogan’s Alley is definitely a good NES game.  Keep in mind that Game A is still quite unfair due to primitive controls and difficulty.  In particular, when using my brand new Retrozapper for Hogan’s Alley, there’s still windows of opportunity for doubting about in relation to move, detection, and hit.  With Game A in particular, my controller must really be on the “dot” or else I’ll screw up.  The Retrozapper absolutely works fine!  From the looks of things, I think the Retrozapper is working at its best for Hogan’s Alley.  A problem with “box TV sets” can be sensed from the very direct quote.  You do get a box TV set.  But, the “old” TV is NOT a camera.  That really impacts gameplay.  Back in “the old days”, a camera was not very mobile and portable.  So, Americans and some others around the planet Earth were getting box TV sets with brilliant light and color concerning something called “Standard Definition” or SD.  I still see Standard Definition video on my cable TV even with HD video.  Of course, much of this “standard definition” video today compares ill to high definition, and, even for standard definition, TV selection varies.  I don’t play Hogan’s Alley on a flat screen TV.  Instead, I use a box TV set.  You might call this a pathetic reference.  Then again, without my help, you would probably not know how to set up Hogan’s Alley, so you should pay attention.  Hogan’s Alley is a fun game.  Game B is the absolute best experience of the games available in this package.  Hogan’s Alley is actually a collection of 3 games- Game A, Game B, and Game C.  Game A is basic window shopping; Game B is like a game of 2 Ducks; and, Game C should favor anyone with a brand new Retrozapper like mine.  The Retrozapper was designed exclusively for some games, including Hogan’s Alley, and has a nice handle for grip and rotation.  Do you know what’s scary about Hogan’s Alley?  The game is not scary.  But, if you’re playing video games in the future, you’re probably going to have to forget the past.  You will probably have to forget the past.  It’s not because you really WANT to.  It’s because, we get a history of video games over the generations and years; and, you won’t be able to eat up our entire history of video games in 2 days.  Nope!  Not even 2 years!  Think about PONG.  PONG is a legend from about 50 years ago.  You would think I’m crazy if I said to you, “Hey!  Let’s play every video game ever made in the last 50 years!”  Why?  Because 50 years is now a life!  Millions of Americans have died during the evolution of video games.  Sad, really sad.  At least I have enough courage to go near the drain.  Most women won’t follow me in this hobby.  No, not at all!  I wonder how many people really play video games.  Hogan’s Alley can be a classic with a little more elbow grease in programming.  Nintendo did give players some dramatic moments with the Nintendo Entertainment System.  And, since most games for the Nintendo Entertainment System are short and light, you don’t have to risk a lifetime for a simple controller and another game.  The game doesn’t give me “more life”.  I just have a life for playing a video game.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Hogan-s-Alley-NES-Retrozapper-890334339

Poem- “Infobesity”

“Infobesity”

You can’t handle noise.

You can’t handle silence.

So, what do you do?

I say this:

Think about noise and think about silence.

Have a good balance and keep important understanding.

You need maintenance for both.

Or else, your mouth will fall apart and break down.

Everybody needs a working tongue.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Infobesity-890317986

Videogame Review, Heavy Barrel for the Nintendo Entertainment System (w/ NES Max and NES Top Loader)

Videogame Review, Heavy Barrel for the Nintendo Entertainment System (w/ NES Max and NES Top Loader)

Let me test your “knowledge” about evolution.  Do you “love watching fiction” and “ignore reality” from here on?  Well, my friend, you do NOT believe in evolution!  Evolution is a science about nature, not about art!  Art can come into play under nature; however, “nature” and “art” are two different vocabulary terms.  Do you love Star Wars more and “ignore what’s going on around you” as such?  If so, EVOLUTION is not likely your thing.  Heavy Barrel is fiction.  So, if we’re to talk about evolution for Heavy Barrel, our reference should be way more in terms of nature.  Look all around you!  What’s going on?  You’ll probably have to turn off the TV.  Really, what’s happening?  Throw that newspaper away!  You’re playing a video game here!  Ha ha!  We do get some reality for video games.  The NES Max controller is a real source of gameplay.  I don’t know why turbo function is weak.  For my main fire power, turbo function only works in theory and not in practice; for, the fire gets too slow and I need to just push fire buttons instead.  Maybe this is why video game reviewers usually play works of fiction in video games.  Maybe they don’t really want to know what’s going on around them.  Sad, just sad.  Yes, we do get “HD video”, we do get “4K TV”, but so much of modern technology is wasted for anti-evolution resources.  Let me put it this way- if we were to begin abandoning “fiction”, most of our video games on the whole planet Earth would simply… disappear!  Why?  Because fiction is not reality.  And, the science of EVOLUTION is about reality, not fiction so much.  How do we determine reality for fiction?  Well, there’s some reality for fiction.  Thing is, it’s from “works of art” that we get anti-evolution resources.  We get gods, we get angels, we get devils, we get trolls, we get elves, we get unicorns, we get monsters, we get “aliens”, we get “unidentified flying objects” (which can just be impossible), we get immortals, we get powerful wizards, we get bewildering witches, we get Sonic the Hedgehog, we get Super Mario, we get Chicory, we get “the might of magic” and more- these are anti-evolution resources.  It’s more art and less nature.  Of course, “evolution” is not the only subject of interest for us.  Believe it or not, fantasy can bring us to a greater awareness of emotions and feelings.  You can call this a “spirit” if you want to.  Some people live for the soul.  Heavy Barrel is a great game about the emotional being of disorderly fashion with battle and war (at least in concept).  I know.  You don’t believe me.  What evidence do you have beyond reality?  Why do you enjoy fiction and ignore reality?  I know you do.  You’re here, reading this, right?  Fantasy can become reality.  Sometimes, it takes fantasy for us to create reality.  It doesn’t always work.  But, it’s worth a shot.  The NES game is better to play with the original NES controller.  NES Max is a theory in works.  Most video game companies today do not have any controllers that are like the NES Max.  Even modern technology is usually not like NES Max.  Our modern technology usually includes controllers and devices that don’t have turbo.  In fact, they don’t have the NES Max buttons.  And, the NES Max controller is a natural expression of gameplay for the right source.  From source to resource and resource to source, there’s enough fiction in reality to doubt nature in the happening, for what we care to approach and invent for better technology.  I love fiction.  I just love reality, too.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Heavy-Barrel-NES-and-NES-Max-890220155

Poem- “Please Don’t Eat Me”

“Please Don’t Eat Me”

You have one stomach.

Turn me into gingerbread,

With a blue frosting.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Please-Do-890118321

Poem- “To Relate”

“To Relate”

You need to let people give evidence of their love for you.

Unless this happens, you’re not worthy of notice.

Love is always better with personal evidence.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/To-Relate-890097178

Videogame Review, Popeye for the Nintendo Entertainment System (w/ NES Max and NES Top Loader)

Videogame Review, Popeye for the Nintendo Entertainment System (w/ NES Max and NES Top Loader)

Are you a man?  For the game, yes, you are.  If you pretend to care near a woman, she will think you’re making an important contribution to gossip and will give soft laughter in negative romance.  But if you pretend to care near a man (as in, “hombre”), he will think you’re making up a bad joke to fooling around and he will burst in curses with extreme prejudice.  I know.  You’re going to say, “That’s a stereotype.”  You’re right!  It’s a stereotype.  The concept, or, possible situation to be in, is poetry at best and misleading fantasy at worst.  Popeye is a romantic, dramatic expression of conflict.  Let’s consider something.  Why is my clue starting my review a stereotype?  It’s not so much because there’s nothing real about it.  In fact, you should remember something called “the battle of the sexes”.  No.  It’s not that there’s nothing “real” about it.  People just wish for changes on Earth and hope for the best of drama even if they “pretend to care”.  Popeye isn’t real.  Popeye is a superhero in the form of a sailor who usually only gets muscle and hot in the face by eating a can of disgusting vegetables.  I know.  This isn’t real at all.  In reality, a human being must eat lots of protein, usually meat, to get so much muscles.  Popeye is a suggestion and metaphor about a man’s virtue: that is, “eat your vegetables”.  These disgusting vegetables are practically radioactive.  You can see the vegetables in the clearing.  From one end of the TV screen to another, you must find a way to tackle another man who is chasing your lady with even more muscles of his own; and, for the most part, Popeye is somewhat feminine in grammatical theory concerning a smoking pipe, a very white sailor’s uniform, and his battle with tattoos and yelps.  Keep in mind that Popeye is pretty traditional in terms of the liberal arts.  Popeye’s enemy is a big, huge, giant, masculine man who never pretends to be vulgar.  Your lady is upstairs.  From the looks of things, those “stairs” behave as a funny exaggeration of heat in battle.  (Let’s say you pretend to care and say, “Oh, don’t hurt me so much!  Just calm down and look natural.”  That’s a normal comment made by a woman.  Tell a woman that and she will say, “Yeah, you’re really getting it.  I like your style!  Does the bill include everything?”  Are you a man?  Tell a man that and he will say, “Are you serious?  I don’t like your face.  You’re getting real sweet with me, you’re looking at me like that.  Stop faking all this baloney!”  What does this mean?  You can be “cute” with a lady and be more deserving.  But, if you get “cute” with a man, he would probably beat you up.)  Popeye is a symbol about the battle of the sexes.  Of course, the game has more to do with gender than sex.  It’s old-fashioned because “Popeye” was originally a cartoon from the past.  You can smell history there.  Are you a woman and want to “be the man”?  Okay, go ahead.  Play the game yourself.  The NES Max controller is well-suited for Popeye and it’s better than the original NES controller for Popeye.  Of course, we have a variety of Nintendo games and “maximum control” by the NES Max depends on what a program allows for in controls.  Truth is, you will probably wish for less control for Popeye even if you “pretend to care”.  I pretend to care sometimes, but that’s because I’m a romantic poet with some feminine interests.  Gossip can be useful if you know where it goes.  Some enemies in the game will probably scare you.  If so, have individual preparations of gameplay and keep your sanity somehow.  Popeye is a “woman in a man’s body”.  Just so you know!

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Popeye-NES-and-NES-Max-889993245

Poem- “Bad Math”

“Bad Math”

Someone with bad math will say,

“It’s all about the numbers.”

NO.

No, it’s not.

It’s about solving the problem with good calculation.

You don’t do math by just having numbers.

You must perform calculation well and determine proper equation.

Keep in mind that math also has language, examination, drawing, and more.

Numbers without calculation is like words without grammar.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Bad-Math-889944164

Poem- “Reality of Curves”

“Reality of Curves”

Do you see the woman?

She is not plastic.

She comes in the flesh.

I look at her natural manner.

The body reveals a view in gravity.

A real woman is not the common drawing for obscurity.

You can see her, you can listen to her, you can give something to her.

Every human being comes in the flesh.

It’s flesh, not plastic.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Reality-of-Curves-889848292

Poem- “Light as a Feather”

“Light as a Feather”

William Shakespeare,

I’ve got helium for you.

Now please start reading.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Light-as-a-Feather-889834184

Poem- “Quality”

“Quality”

The poet has a “job” to do for a poem.

If you don’t have a job to do for a poem, you’re not a poet.

Most people can’t write.

On Earth, humanity is usually a “texting” population.

A normal text on your cell phone says something like this:

Larry in coming up Saturday afternoon

Do you see what I see?

I see errors in the text.

“In” should be “is”.

A word like “on” can be inserted before “Saturday” for better focus.

There’s no period at the end of the sentence.

You don’t read anything else in the text.

It’s too fast and messy for real poetry of any kind.

Sure, there’s communication with error of poor grammar.

But it’s not language.

If it’s not language, it’s not writing.

Good writing can only be done with good language.

Finally, if there’s no language, there’s no poetry.

Most people just have sounds.

You probably won’t even hear words from the public.

A common, everyday man can’t tell the truth.

So, he just remains quiet and stays away from you in public.

There’s never poetry in that.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Quality-889753130

Videogame Review, Crash Bandicoot 4: It’s About Time for the Playstation 5 (PS5)

Videogame Review, Crash Bandicoot 4: It’s About Time for the Playstation 5 (PS5)

The graphics only look peachy.  For the most part, we’re dealing with a crash course of challenge.  Crash Bandicoot 4 becomes a system with levels of excitement.  In fact, you need to be very, very excited to beat the game completely.  Some gamers just can’t really get that excited.  For one thing, when I play this PS5 game, I must process a lot of information.  Just playing Crash Bandicoot 4 once is like playing dozens of Atari 5200 games.  It’s very challenging.  Maybe I care to enjoy this.  It depends on how focus rests on impact with logic, only reverse- the game demands a player to get very illogical with skills.  At least this game is easy on my eyes.  Of course, I’m a hardcore gamer for the Atari 5200.  That says something.  You can ignore the past to an extent.  You don’t have to play the Atari 5200 if you don’t want to.  But there’s a catch!  If you don’t really play old video games, Crash Bandicoot 4, even if it’s a “new game”, will make you pay the price for lack of experience.  I believe Crash Bandicoot 4 is a very cheap game for the high quality gameplay.  A Playstation 5 videogame console; however, can be tricky to buy.  We were all impacted by the epidemic last year.  From the looks of things, more people got to stay at home more often; this increases nostalgia, improves family, and extends close contact with video games.  Hey!  It’s not ALL a bad thing!  Keep in mind that Crash Bandicoot 4 is a great fantasy game.  It’s not real.  For example, observe the characters with jeans on.  How could these characters perform adventures while wearing pants real tight on their bodies?  In reality, if you were jumping around, grabbing ledges, and ducking and spinning hundreds of times in 3 minutes, your jeans would just simply break apart and tear to pieces.  You must believe when I tell you this.  Crash 4 isn’t realistic.  By any means, the PS5 classic demands attention for means of crazy attitude upon sections of difficulty.  My trophies have a well-done display of victory and history of achievements.  That says something.  When playing Crash Bandicoot 4, you will need to pay attention to colors, shapes, and sizes and become a fool for idiotic disorder.  Ice skating is a great improvement by PS5 standards.  You won’t see bugs and errors in the game; however, you will deal with questionable methods of conflict.  The Atari 5200 is an “old” video game console from the past and I mention this to give comparison between graphics and visuals with “old” and “new”.  If it’s a circle on an “old” game, it’s a circle on a “new” game.  The circle remains the same.  You need to land on platforms by paying attention to the “circle” below your character’s feet.  Technically speaking, Crash Bandicoot 4 is like Missile Command, Pitfall, and Moon Patrol put together.  You can sense what I mean by just looking at the names of those previous 3 games mentioned for the Atari 5200.  What does this mean?  It means, you must pay attention… close attention!  The game will probably be harder than it looks depending on your viewpoint of entertainment and privacy at home.  Privacy itself can be a source of nostalgia when you consider everything done in the “privacy” of your own home.  Without privacy, there would be no home.  Crash Bandicoot 4 does test my skills with efficiency of comfort and stimulating progress.  The PS5 game is more like a symbol than a reality; and, from getting into personal history for challenges ahead, the fantasy can extend will-power as it should for a galaxy in war.  Remember: the past is necessary for your home or you will be homeless.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Crash-Bandicoot-4-PS5-889636580

Poem- “Too Much Water”

“Too Much Water”

Looking eyes upon,

For my own heavenly boat-

A storm is torture.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Too-Much-Water-889548521

Videogame Review, Journey to Silius for the Nintendo Entertainment System (w/ Nintendo Switch)

Videogame Review, Journey to Silius for the Nintendo Entertainment System (w/ Nintendo Switch)

Polish alone doesn’t help virtue rise.  Bugs and errors increase spam for living upon with disgust.  Remember, it’s war.  The enemies look like a lot of things.  Sometimes I wonder if, when enemies attack, if I’m supposed to think of them as something else.  You’ll see ladders that start and end nowhere; that’s very particular.  Of course, limited continues make the game hurt less although I may wish to continue getting hurt.  You can save progress between rounds at pretty much any moment thanks to the Nintendo Switch.  The Nintendo Switch is only “Nintendo Entertainment System” in terms of refinement for 8-bit glory.  Having a sharpshooter against robots takes practice; so, with the Nintendo Switch features over the NES features, it’s a program over a program.  Many points of gunfire are attractive for the wrong reasons; that’s because, you’re going to walk into pretty fire with sweet eyes and burn in hell.  It’s unavoidable.  From so much abstract art, to make one move means either showmanship or failure, especially on victimization of circumstances within reach of galactic disorder.  Notice how Journey to Silius is fiction about technology that doesn’t exist and never will exist.  With enough insignificance of conflict, there’s still no meaning for abuse of power.  Reviewers in the past were too polite when talking about this NES game.  In fact, they often made comments about the NES game that had nothing to do with the NES game and I’m sure their nice faces were really screwed up.  Not every reviewer has a straight face.  It’s difficult to play the game; but, it’s difficult to ignore the game.  Ignorance and usefulness are two contradictions in terms regarding fantasy in the making.  Saying something like “effortless” defeats the purpose of gameplay and challenge and I hope players of the Nintendo Entertainment System are not sleeping with the TV on.  Come on!  Who sleeps near entertainment?  If you need to go to sleep, turn off the TV and go to bed!  It’s not my fault you’re holding a piece of trash before tossing pizza away: you, need, to, play, the, GAME!  But hold on a moment.  Maybe this is too easy.  It’s so hard, I find it too easy.  Ducking close to enemies with open fire sounds fun on paper until you realize the computer doesn’t think.  At times (I swear to God) you’re walking under the strings of data and playing illusions.  An illusion of safety is still an illusion.  If safety can be an illusion, where does caution go for trouble while “rolling the dice”?  Rolling the dice more often for Journey to Silius would’ve made the Nintendo Switch less necessary for mild approval.  (My video game review is a summary.  I don’t usually write essays because a good essay needs 3 things: 1) an introduction, 2) body paragraphs, 3) a conclusion.  I won $500 dollars in an essay contest in high school and wrote about a Hispanic Engineering Organization, so I know what I’m talking about.)  Journey to Silius is subtle to little humorous remains.  To enjoy this “classic” means to ignore much presentation to begin with for fighting strange persons in robotic form.  “It needs people” as the saying goes.  You can polish a robot with open fire.  Yet, with enough imagination and new future upon old future, you’re going to have a mess for disturbing under the stars and into the haze of questionable dangers.  When you’re thinking too many times about the same game, it probably means you’re not really thinking; so, the focus rests on impact with logic, enough so that your mind feels of eternal pleasure around history upon, to shine of gloss and pull the menu off.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Journey-to-Silius-NES-and-Switch-889450529

Poem- “Robot”

“Robot”

“Are you working?”

No, I’m broken.

Fix me up.

“Get to work.”

No, I’m broken.

You need to fix me.

“Do you want this job?”

I do.

I’m just broken.

Please repair my body or I won’t be able to do any work.

“You work hard?”

When I’m not broken, sure.

My body isn’t working right and I have a flat tire on the left foot.

You’re on a fuel economy.

“Do your job!”

I can’t.

I’m broken.

Other robots will be out of order soon.

“Someone else can do it.”

Okay.

But you will need to repair him, too.

We’re all broken down here.

The robots are struggling in our factory.

“Do you know where the oil is?”

Well, it’s not in my body.

I’m broken with an empty tank and the engine is coughing.

“…Please recycle…”

No, you can’t just recycle me!

I need this job more than anything in the world!

HELP!!!

(Robot gets thrown away; death by environmentalism.)

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Robot-889417496

Poem- “Eating and Reading”

“Eating and Reading”

Your book is not food.

Nobody knows how to eat,

When a baby reads.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Eating-and-Reading-889343840

Videogame Review, Star Fox for the Super Nintendo (w/ Nintendo Switch)

Videogame Review, Star Fox for the Super Nintendo (w/ Nintendo Switch)

It’s a pretty mask for the fault.  Are we dealing with a fox or a wing?  Fire button controls are too fantastic and mission objectives are too imaginary.  Sure, the game does “look” pretty sweet.  But there’s a problem.  Players, gamers themselves are very deceiving.  That’s because a game is usually deceiving in some fashion.  Maybe you would “steal a base” like you would in baseball; maybe you would “tackle goals” like you would in questionable classes of school; maybe you would “keep your ground” although there’s no ground to begin with; etc.  I do have fun with this game.  But, I don’t know what I’m looking at.  Really!  I don’t know what I’m looking at.  Star Fox is a Super Nintendo game from the past.  You can find old games from the past.  There does seem to be a problem.  Today, modern gamers enjoy high definition video with lots of descriptions within forms of specific imagery.  What you get from the past (very often) are old, retro video games with plain geometry and basic shapes.  Modern gamers expect a lot from a square, a circle, a triangle, a rectangle, and so forth with real-to-life imagery, or, just very visual fantasy with tangible substance.  This was not an option for that many “old” video games.  Sometimes a square, a circle, a triangle, etc. was all there was to graphics and vintage, retro video game were containers of quick, easy TV light.  It’s the case with Star Fox.  At times I will think I’m shooting something when I’m really not hitting anything; or, at times I will think I’m missing something when I’m really not avoiding anything.  If you look closely at the dodge, rush, and movement of alien UFOs you can “imagine” a psychological view of fighting.  How deep is the substance?  Star Fox was an amazing program back in the days of 32-bit similarity.  In fact, Star Fox is perhaps the greatest introduction to 32X enhancements of power for lesser video game consoles of input during the 16-bit generation.  But that doesn’t say much.  Trust me; I want to believe Star Fox.  A problem comes up concerning shapes and sizes.  Most video game players have a bad sense of anatomy.  This impacts judgement; this impacts knowledge; this impacts sight- thus, we’re dealing with an industry building around clueless artists and pointless thinkers.  Literary criticism is an art, so I’m probably guilty about life and gaming to an extent.  One moment, I see a program; the next moment, I see another program and doubt the previous program; going on further, I see even more programs and get mixed feelings of awareness and consciousness.  This situation is a cause for disorderly fashion under the radar.  Do you know what the enemies even are?  By modern standards, or, even standards “back in the day”, I can surprise you with my gut feeling against your irrational entertainment.  Fantasy can be very good for a while.  Eventually, maybe you hope to go outside and get a breath of fresh air.  Maybe nature has the real key to appreciating Star Fox from the aftertaste of logistics.  I play Star Fox and still don’t know what I’m looking at.  Actually, back in the Super Nintendo days, I did not know what I was looking at even back then in that point of history, which raises the question, “What is Star Fox?”  The game is not even called Star Fox everywhere you go on Earth!  I think what was happening was that Star Fox was a given object of abusive fire, wild turns, and magnificent changes; so much that, by the time we got fantasy in the making for new ideas, we were burning reality for old ideas.  Since new ideas have always existed in Earth’s history, this is nothing new.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Star-Fox-SNES-and-Switch-889261335

Poem- “My New Ride”

“My New Ride”

While burping through the park one day,

In the jolly jolly beach today;

I was holding up my hand,

To fall down in yellow sand-

In a moment her big chest was stole away.

A slap was all she gave to me,

Of course we were as fussy as can be.

I immediately raised my pump,

She responded with a yelp upon,

And I never shall forget that lovely helium,

When I got her on the floating close to dawn.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/My-New-Ride-889238274

Videogame Review, Ice Climber for the Nintendo Entertainment System (w/ Nintendo Switch)

Videogame Review, Ice Climber for the Nintendo Entertainment System (w/ Nintendo Switch)

It’s not an easy game to begin with.  The 1st level doesn’t seem to be really the true 1st level for a normal gamer or player.  Benefits for jumping on ice cannot be underestimated.  While I certainly appreciate the slippery effects of walking and running on ice, I can’t give an entire estimation with positive flow of grace and hospitality.  Just bonus rounds can be very unforgiving.  Keep in mind that my first 5 hours into the game were completely moments of error.  That’s not right for a beginner’s end to challenge; also, jumping on the ice seems to trouble my main character more than necessary for confession of respect where there is honesty of approval.  Jumping on the ice is interesting for a while; however, I’m expecting great things from results also.  The bonus rounds appear as extreme circumstances for removal of discipline and increase of anxiety disorder.  Even a perfect round can feel “subtle” and “ineffective”.  1st Player mode is very useless to strong focus.  Ice Climber is one of those old video games that were designed with the assumption that Player 2 was “just there”.  That’s a big mistake for consideration of independent gamers of video games.  Although I do enjoy the ice-slippery effects of movement and velocity, the jump controls are more theory than practice, especially when the ice-bridge comes to close in on a weak ice climber.  Each and every ice climber is weak and ineffective in the large scale of disorder and chaos.  Some gamers from the Nintendo Entertainment System era have good memories of Ice Climber.  However, that’s probably just because Nintendo (in modern times) made better future games for the Ice Climber concept.  I find the jumping controls troublesome at best and retarded as worst.  Can’t the ice climbers be more productive in a land filled with treasures and gifts of amusement?  I think they can.  Instead, the ice climbers practically search for rotten vegetables and make error of simple gravity of motion.  Videogames don’t have to exactly stick to the bad parts of reality.  You should be having a blast from the past instead of a poke in the nose.  Finding vegetables takes more time than should be allowed.  Ice Climber is a more difficult game than most Atari 5200 games.  Getting to know the courses takes memory and consciousness; and, by the time the visuals and graphics reach your memory, I’m not sure if you’ll continue to be disgusted or horrified.  Sure, childhood was a time for remembering.  But, with how simple, how basic, how minimal, how logical, how limited the NES controller was, don’t you think that Ice Climber only appeals from the no-brainer maintenance of 2 buttons on a NES controller?  Maybe if the NES controller had more buttons, Ice Climber would obviously look like a dead end.  I think Ice Climber was an exciting game to “old children” just because the NES controller was so basic and, from moments on end, less imaginative.  Now, with people around the whole Earth being so experienced with clicky controllers for Playstation and Xbox, Ice Climber seems to be more of a visual treat than a progressive challenge of dispute into original video.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Ice-Climber-NES-and-Switch-889145573

Videogame Review, Hogan’s Alley for the Nintendo Entertainment System (w/ 3rd-Party Zapper Controller)

Videogame Review, Hogan’s Alley for the Nintendo Entertainment System (w/ 3rd-Party Zapper Controller)

I’ve found something new.  On eBay, for the 3rd-party zapper controller, it says (on many eBay seller listings) that the light gun controller has a specific design for Duck Hunt.  Other NES games are hazards of vague estimation.  For a controller that isn’t exactly “the” controller, Hogan’s Alley does have an impressive mark of programming.  The shots work about 75% of the time.  Not bad!  Not bad for a less-than-official “controller” of sorts.  I’ve seen worse; trust me.  Game B is the best game to play; Game A is modest but unfair on challenge; Game C is corny, silly, and ridiculous to boot, especially with my TV.  My brand new “old” TV increases the gameplay depending on brightness and contrast of TV screen.  Of course, I consider a great deal of Hogan’s Alley as a funny distraction.  Some graphics in the game are so foul that they make me laugh.  For example, you can see a bland, boring building with a plain white sign that says “Gun Shop” and you know it’s a gun shop.  It’s an interesting detail with small evidence of opinion.  I’m playing Hogan’s Alley on a brand new NES Top Loader that has seen better days.  A Nintendo Entertainment System is a physical library of electronics.  Even the Nintendo Switch, while “new”, still must have reference to physical objects and items.  Hogan’s Alley can be called a “vice city” if you mind the expression.  Grand Theft Auto Vice City is now a vintage, old, retro video game you remember from the Playstation 2 days.  If not, just keep in mind that the Playstation 2 does have its share of issues.  Videogame consoles with “disc” or “CD-ROM” must have a reaching laser that heats data out for display of entertainment.  Xbox, Playstation 2, and Nintendo Gamecube were unequal contenders for the crown of best shooters.  The Nintendo Entertainment System is much, much older.  It’s an example of 80’s/90’s technology.  My brand new “old” TV works very well for its age.  Hogan’s Alley is so ridiculous and romantic that you may call it a “chick flick” for all aggressive gamers.  The shooting action is fun although I feel awkward from the uncommon misfire.  From my understanding, a common thing can consume more than half of a system of general things.  What you must remember is that the moments of poor controls are more frequent than rare.  Game C is especially difficult to put my finger on.  My plastic gun controller is a toy that’s a suggested use for Duck Hunt; and, while Hogan’s Alley isn’t terrible with the less-than-official device, it doesn’t technically qualify.  It’s just more of a fun amusement than quality performance.  That’s okay for this case.  Sometimes, I’m too good for a game and need bad controls for a smile.  I like having the real, imaginary feeling of losing once in a while.  Game B does test the limits of the 3rd-party zapper controller much, much better.  It’s so much better!  In fact, Game B is like “2 Ducks” if you know what I mean.  I can’t tell you that Hogan’s Alley is a really great game yet.  I’m going to try finding a better light gun controller and see where things go.  Rest in peace my duck.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Hogan-s-Alley-NES-and-3rd-Party-Zapper-889017898

Poem- “Familiar Moments”

“Familiar Moments”

Of more feeling close,

You allow my home to be.

We’re passing others.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Familiar-Moments-888941394

Poem- “Doctor Eggman”

“Doctor Eggman”

Beware of a fat doctor who tells you to be healthy.

He’s a fat doctor.

A fat person is not healthy; so, a fat doctor is not healthy.

Why do you think medicine always works?

I’m very careful of believing a fat doctor.

He’s not healthy.

Take his advice with a grain of salt.

He’s not the only fat doctor.

Look all around you.

You can see some fat doctors in reality on Earth.

My mom was a fat nurse and passed away from a heart attack.

Mom told me some very useful ideas.

But, she was lacking in confidence and helping others without self-respect.

Doctor Eggman is a metaphor about lack of confidence.

He’s a very important symbol of evil we find in the real world on Earth.

You don’t notice it right away.

Not everything he says is a lie.

But, he’s like my mom, so I approach his ideas with caution.

Some Americans today say that a fat person, an obese person, is sick.

You do listen to a doctor; however, what happens when the doctor is sick?

A sick doctor would likely give you false ideas of quality living.

It’s evil, even if it’s not entirely his fault or purpose.

A player’s bad habit of difficulty gets “clicky”.

He thinks again, thinks again, thinks again, thinks again, thinks again, etc.

It’s not good focus.

You need to have remains of mind for keeping or logic becomes disorderly.

To gain with vanity is to lose your purpose.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Doctor-Eggman-888845269

Videogame Review, Wild Gunman for the Nintendo Entertainment System (w/ Brand New 3rd-Party Zapper Controller)

Videogame Review, Wild Gunman for the Nintendo Entertainment System (w/ Brand New 3rd-Party Zapper Controller)

The game is a bug.  My instruction manual says, “The hit range is the entire TV screen.”  It’s not really surprising.  Back then, in “the old days” people had lots of different TV sets.  So many TV brands existed.  Wild Gunman is about cowboys.  Game A works well; however, Game B and Game C are extraordinarily broken and flawed.  My brand new zapper controller just helps to an extent with my brand new “old” TV.  The technology is there.  It’s just happening on a dime of accuracy.  It’s difficult to tell what my TV’s brightness and contrast should be.  Back then, in the “old days” it was common and required for TV viewers to adjust a TV’s brightness and contrast.  Now, in today’s age, television manufacturers consider “color TV” as a remains for doubt about a TV viewer’s lack of professionalism for editing TV color.  They now require TV professionals and TV repair guys to adjust TV color, not average, everyday TV viewers.  This gets very interesting!  Of course, I needed to adjust my TV color for the brand new “old” TV because it’s a vintage electronic from the past in our history of retro video games.  Game A works well.  However, I did find the cowboys obvious and just serviceable.  Game C is a big hazard to play; for, with all those windows of opportunity in gear of my 3rd-party light gun controller, there’s a problem of conflicting ideas of focus when viewing the feature presentation, that I describe as quick and subtle of disorderly fashion.  At times, Game C will not work at all!  Maybe my situation would be somewhat different with Nintendo’s official zapper controller.  But I can’t forget about how many brand new “old” TV sets are for sale on eBay.  I’ve got plans for my old TV.  Cable TV, or, the “old cable TV” doesn’t exist anymore for my area.  Now my “new” cable TV exists for high definition video.  You’ll see sparks of color on an “old” TV that are attractive and fantastically ridiculous; the rest of the “old” video is a blur with TV interference.  I know it’s the game and not my zapper controller.  I’ve put in other NES games and see much, much better results in some cases.  It’s possible that Wild Gunman was a difficult project for the Nintendo Entertainment System due to TV brands and vintage electronics.  Old TV exists for every TV generation; however, “old” TV changes in awareness of real evolution.  Keep in mind that most of Earth’s History doesn’t contain ideas about TV.  TV is a modern invention.  Even “old” TV 50 years ago was something magical and wonderful to Americans who were raised with a traditional grace of ignorance that you hear in Elvis and Beatles.  Ignorance sounds bad.  But, actually, ignorance usually feels very good.  We just don’t notice since our daily lives have to do with loneliness and privacy.  I can have something neat to remark about Wild Gunman.  Cowboys from the past were only somewhat graceful during violent events of dispute.  They were usually loitering, rushing, and light under the influence of heavy attitude and you can see that in Wild Gunman.  Game A is vital.  But, the rest of the game can be considered a bug.  Just don’t eat the bug; that’s deadly for entertainment.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Wild-Gunman-NES-and-3rd-Party-Device-888720441

Poem- “Soda and Flowers”

“Soda and Flowers”

I live in California.

A wet floor sign probably also says, “Piso Mojado.”

That’s Spanish.

It means the same thing.

You read it as “floor wet”.

Spanish is only romantic for a romantic moment.

Obviously, there’s nothing romantic about a wet floor sign in the restaurant.

Sometimes it’s social, sometimes it’s busy, sometimes it’s a vacuum.

Notice that the wet floor sign is usually yellow.

A color like yellow can describe mileage, rush, waiting, and speed of bags.

It’s more looking than reading.

You hardly notice.

Everything can be dry and still be wet.

The sign will probably remain for a long morning or a short evening.

Once in a while, people trip over the sign.

It’s not on purpose.

But, with a happy hour to barely notice, the distance matters of cool shoes.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Soda-and-Flowers-888587908

Poem- “Biological”

“Biological”

Your sex is a reproductive function, not a concept.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Biological-888524698

Poem- “Music and Volume”

“Music and Volume”

It doesn’t make sense to have bad music with “good” volume.

The best volume for bad music is MUTE.

That is, off, shut down with no power.

Don’t even turn it on!

Volume just means the sound is high with listening pressure.

Music is an expression that can fix volume for art.

Have care with a song’s words.

You don’t have to be pleased with a singing jerk’s insults.

Music can exist without a rude singer.

Please don’t listen to a musical bully just because there’s music.

If a singer is mean, kick her off the stage!

We can give flowers to somebody else.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Music-and-Volume-888503569

Poem- “Typical”

“Typical”

“Forget the past and have new ideas.”

You’re an elephant.

You’re a really, really old elephant.

This quote contains old ideas.

‘Forget the past’ is an old idea.

‘Have new ideas’ is an old idea.

It’s a slogan that has been exhausted for thousands of years.

You should know that.

Do you read History?

Start now!

Then, ignore some things from the past.

You must see old ideas to know what new ideas are.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Typical-888401119