Videogame Review, Popeye for the Nintendo Entertainment System (w/ NES Max and NES Top Loader)
Are you a man? For the game, yes, you are. If you pretend to care near a woman, she will think you’re making an important contribution to gossip and will give soft laughter in negative romance. But if you pretend to care near a man (as in, “hombre”), he will think you’re making up a bad joke to fooling around and he will burst in curses with extreme prejudice. I know. You’re going to say, “That’s a stereotype.” You’re right! It’s a stereotype. The concept, or, possible situation to be in, is poetry at best and misleading fantasy at worst. Popeye is a romantic, dramatic expression of conflict. Let’s consider something. Why is my clue starting my review a stereotype? It’s not so much because there’s nothing real about it. In fact, you should remember something called “the battle of the sexes”. No. It’s not that there’s nothing “real” about it. People just wish for changes on Earth and hope for the best of drama even if they “pretend to care”. Popeye isn’t real. Popeye is a superhero in the form of a sailor who usually only gets muscle and hot in the face by eating a can of disgusting vegetables. I know. This isn’t real at all. In reality, a human being must eat lots of protein, usually meat, to get so much muscles. Popeye is a suggestion and metaphor about a man’s virtue: that is, “eat your vegetables”. These disgusting vegetables are practically radioactive. You can see the vegetables in the clearing. From one end of the TV screen to another, you must find a way to tackle another man who is chasing your lady with even more muscles of his own; and, for the most part, Popeye is somewhat feminine in grammatical theory concerning a smoking pipe, a very white sailor’s uniform, and his battle with tattoos and yelps. Keep in mind that Popeye is pretty traditional in terms of the liberal arts. Popeye’s enemy is a big, huge, giant, masculine man who never pretends to be vulgar. Your lady is upstairs. From the looks of things, those “stairs” behave as a funny exaggeration of heat in battle. (Let’s say you pretend to care and say, “Oh, don’t hurt me so much! Just calm down and look natural.” That’s a normal comment made by a woman. Tell a woman that and she will say, “Yeah, you’re really getting it. I like your style! Does the bill include everything?” Are you a man? Tell a man that and he will say, “Are you serious? I don’t like your face. You’re getting real sweet with me, you’re looking at me like that. Stop faking all this baloney!” What does this mean? You can be “cute” with a lady and be more deserving. But, if you get “cute” with a man, he would probably beat you up.) Popeye is a symbol about the battle of the sexes. Of course, the game has more to do with gender than sex. It’s old-fashioned because “Popeye” was originally a cartoon from the past. You can smell history there. Are you a woman and want to “be the man”? Okay, go ahead. Play the game yourself. The NES Max controller is well-suited for Popeye and it’s better than the original NES controller for Popeye. Of course, we have a variety of Nintendo games and “maximum control” by the NES Max depends on what a program allows for in controls. Truth is, you will probably wish for less control for Popeye even if you “pretend to care”. I pretend to care sometimes, but that’s because I’m a romantic poet with some feminine interests. Gossip can be useful if you know where it goes. Some enemies in the game will probably scare you. If so, have individual preparations of gameplay and keep your sanity somehow. Popeye is a “woman in a man’s body”. Just so you know!
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Popeye-NES-and-NES-Max-889993245
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