Poem- “Juanita”

“Juanita”

Look over your face.

It’s a sinking list of point,

Nearly to roses.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Juanita-899377183

TV Show Review, Batwoman, “How Does Your Garden Grow?”, Season 3 Episode 6

TV Show Review, Batwoman, “How Does Your Garden Grow?”, Season 3 Episode 6

Fans of this TV show watch too much TV.  They think it’s their job to wait for it and sit for hours and days with it.  Besides, I think Batwoman is a problem to begin with in terms of fitness.  Her fitness is very slight.  She doesn’t do very much fighting in this episode.  If anything, this version of “Batwoman” is a pushover with too many episodes.  Don’t believe me?  Okay.  Watch this episode then.  You will see what I mean.  Batwoman makes a confession at the end of Episode 6 for Season 3.  That’s the episode I’m reviewing.  I’m sure there’s variety to Batwoman.  I don’t really like her.  Honestly, I sort of enjoy looking at the bad guys instead.  That’s not good.  Batwoman needs to be the hero, not Poison Ivy.  Any and all damages you see in the conflict are more light and extremely suggestive of burden.  I have not been watching other episodes of Batwoman, yet.  This just goes to show how ignorant I am.  It’s not my fault.  Most episodes of a TV show need to guide me.  I don’t know the producers, actors, and crew.  So I can’t just walk into a TV studio and “ask for directions”.  I’m sure we need instructions for Episode 6, from Season 3.  We find ideas in the episode description we don’t see on TV and we find sights on TV that aren’t in the episode description- that’s a very common TV production error.  You can just observe the TV history and confirm my theory.  I know my theory is correct.  Batwoman should be a strong, magnificent female.  Here, she’s a pushover.  She’s weak.  She’s even weaker than her laboratory scientist.  I find that really embarrassing.  A scientist gets very technical with information in real life and usually doesn’t get very physical with people.  You have probably heard of “nerds” and “geeks”.  Many nerds and geeks are scientists.  That’s obvious knowledge!  Sometimes, I feel like my readers are just looking at my reviews and not responding.  Views and “no comments” just means lack of education.  I’m sorry.  But I know TV viewers usually don’t read while watching TV.  To the show’s credit, you will need to watch Episode 6 (from Season 3) again to examine the acting lines from each character.  When a young child has more fitness than Batwoman you realize something’s messed up.  You probably remember Serena Williams and her dressing up as Wonder Woman.  Doesn’t she really look like Wonder Woman?  I think so.  In fact, Serena Williams can dress up as Batwoman, too.  “Batwoman” in this TV show is not Serena Williams and is too gentle and careful to mark anything for action.  For the 43-minute TV episode, Batwoman only did one trick with a tool and I didn’t get to see her driving a roaring vehicle.  “Poison Ivy” is a disease in this TV show.  We get gossip and rumor.  As such, the science fiction is not science because science doesn’t allow for fiction and that includes science fiction.  My grammar is more reasonable on this end.  Some characters have quick English that most TV viewers ignore.  TV viewers hear things and watch magic made to excuse for pleasure and humor.  I’m sure there’s something funny in Episode 6 for Season 3.  Of course, if there’s a funny situation, it’s likely due to Batwoman’s lack of confidence.  Basic Rule #1: every superhero needs confidence.  Episode 6, from Season 3, is a disaster waiting to happen and I’m not waiting to see the end of it.  Give me the worst Batman movie!  That’s better than this TV show episode.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Batwoman-Season-3-Episode-6-899183212

Poem- “A Movie Right Now”

“A Movie Right Now”

You can watch movies on the internet.

You can watch movies online.

You can watch “movies on demand”.

You can see the menu on your TV.

You can see the movie selections on the menu, on your TV.

You can only watch that one particular movie you choose.

“You can only watch that one particular movie you choose.”

What does this quote mean?

It means this:

Choice is the limit of unlimited entertainment.

Your choice is limited.

Why?

Because one choice takes time to experience.

You must spend time to watch TV.

If you don’t have time for TV, you don’t have time for TV.

Wait!

There’s more!

Choice is the limit.

Choice is the limit of experience.

Choice is the limit of experience with TV.

Choice is the limit of “unlimited entertainment”.

You usually just choose to watch a movie.

I hope you’re not watching endless movies from lack of good judgement.

That movie you choose is the only movie you choose as of this moment.

“Other” movies don’t count.

There are “other” movies you don’t choose to watch.

The other movies are not your choices right now.

You must experience the first choice before experiencing another choice.

Your first choice is time-consuming.

Your first choice takes time.

So, that means “choice” defeats the purpose of unlimited entertainment.

It’s only unlimited entertainment before you make that choice.

Once you make the choice, “other” movies you aren’t watching don’t play.

You just simply play the movie of your choice.

You can only watch one movie at a time.

It can take 2 hours.

It can take 3 hours.

It can take 4 hours, to watch a movie.

A movie doesn’t “just happen”.

Movies are longer than TV commercials.

You watch one movie right now.

The “other” movies don’t count.

In fact, you will never be able to watch most of the other movies.

“Unlimited entertainment” means endless options to never reach.

You don’t have all the time you need if you’re a very demanding customer.

Sure, you “need time”, you want time.

But you mostly don’t have time beyond personal living.

Remember the “other” movies?

You don’t watch those other movies right this instant.

So, the other movies are “invisible”.

That means you can’t watch them.

The “other movies” are invisible because you’re not going to watch them.

You probably have DVDs for movies you haven’t seen.

Until you watch those DVDs, those movies are invisible.

That means you’re blind of such personal belongings.

You can watch more or less movies.

However, the “entertainment” is not unlimited.

It’s not unlimited.

It’s variable within exclusive selections and nothing goes beyond.

You don’t get credit for watching a movie you don’t see.

“Exclusive” means you’re having one thing and not something else.

 A thing you have is always exclusive in one degree or another.

A thing you don’t have can still be exclusive without you.

So, you can’t have credit for credit you don’t have.

Your “hint” is not a service without money.

Your choice of movies is exclusive against other movies you don’t watch.

From unlimited entertainment, exclusive products are fighting to be views.

You can’t consume the entire library of movies all at once.

You can’t do that with books.

You can’t do that with movies.

And, you can’t do that with poems, including this one.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/A-Movie-Right-Now-899066680

Videogame Review, Axle City Racers for the Playstation 4 (PS4 Game)

Videogame Review, Axle City Racers for the Playstation 4 (PS4 Game)

“Never talk to strangers.”  Is this quote correct?  I’m not sure.  Players can challenge neighbors and strangers; so, there’s still risk with local multiplayer.  Children may get very upset even when they lose in a fair match.  I can’t find online gameplay for Axle City Racers.  Really, in all honesty, some rewards and weapons have unknown effects from time to time and it’s just chance for looking up on equipment.  You can look around the car while racing by driving in a straight line for a long pattern of straight road during the use of your right thumbstick.  Enemies (opponents) can start using weapons before they get them; enemies (opponents) can keep using weapons they don’t have; and, enemies (opponents) can avoid hits under the random vision with my Playstation 4 console.  This is strange.  We don’t get that many racing courses.  So, there should be better quality.  Nostalgia Critic once said, “Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.”  I say, just because you should, doesn’t mean you can.  “Should” and “can” are very confusing terms.  Every monster truck has one whole, general weapon for use and abuse.  For example, I can drive in front of Pickle after he starts boosting with a shield and move even faster than he does as long as I’m in front of Pickle.  Pickles!  Or, I can stop near an edge and lose track of the wrenches.  The wrenches are tools for fooling.  Now I must confess something.  I’m not a crybaby.  There’s a difference between a critic and a crybaby.  A critic teaches you something with negative analysis; a crybaby has smacking words and foul temper.  My philosophy here helps me keep track of writing these details.  Of course, I have sarcasm.  Driving in front of enemies (opponents) really can help me understand cause and effect.  Wal-Mart has toys for babies.  But, for some reason, Gamestop doesn’t have toys for babies.  Why?  Why is that?  First of all, I founded Axle City Racers in Gamestop, not Wal-Mart.  And, Wal-Mart in my small town of Tehachapi did not sell Axle City Racers in the physical location right off the bat.  Maybe online inquiry would make this a change of thought.  Too many changes can ruin philosophy, so I must have some refinement and polish with suggestions.  Gamestop probably should sell more baby toys.  I would put Gamestop workers in costumes for the sakes of entertainment and fun.  I do have fun with Axle City Racers; however, it’s not a fair game and “I’m getting too old for this stuff”.  I’ve already played Mario Kart too many times.  From this point forward with Axle City Racers I can be very familiar and smart with the video game.  Even if the video game is new, I feel like I know it already.  2 or 3 racing courses have excellent opportunities for swings and inertia.  Sliding depends on angle and precision of tilt.  Easy courses don’t really need slides from the monster truck.  1 or 2 championship modes do practically require slides from the monster truck; especially, the 4th and last dramatic circuit.  Don’t get me wrong!  I know babies don’t play video games.  Stop being a baby.  I know what I’m saying!  I believe Axle City Racers was one of the greatest opportunities to produce a game without issues or bugs.  It didn’t happen.  Kids will get confused by the sudden moments of velocity where weapons often drop off into space and time between impossible dimensions.  You can’t enter those impossible dimensions- they impact speed, turning, and conflict.  I don’t need to play this game online.  I already know what it does.  The material is lacking and I hope for the best.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Axle-City-Racers-PS4-Game-898896327

Poem- “Jumbo Shrimp”

“Jumbo Shrimp”

“Jumbo shrimp” is here.

It’s like rewording a size,

For your dangerous taste.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Jumbo-Shrimp-898778603

Poem- “New Ideas Really Stink”

“New Ideas Really Stink”

“I like trying out something new.”

Do you mean junk food?

Junk food is usually new ideas.

New ideas, from junk food, include the following:

Cotton candy

Ice cream

Soda

Gummy worms

Gummy bears

Licorice

Stuffed crust pizza

Triple cheeseburger

Sweet potato fries

Frozen dinners

Candy

Double stuff

Extra cheese

Fast food

Pizza delivery

Microwave oven

Extreme obesity

Millions of heart attacks

Lack of exercise

The running car

Elephantine women

Fat slobs

Videogames

TV

Electronic cigarettes

“Light” beer

Drug wars

Secret sauce

Secret ingredients

Secret recipes

Extreme weight loss

Heavy guts

Survival shows

Virus

Lazy Americans

Freezer

Fridge

A can opener

Recycling

Waste management

Organic treats

Lots of sugar

Glass bottles

Lack of judgement

Big jeans

Nice butt

Body inflation

Gasoline

Automated cars

Drive-Thru

People who do nothing and live

These are “new ideas” for the modern living.

Be careful of these new ideas.

New ideas can get you killed.

Or, new ideas can make you sick and unhealthy.

Approach with caution.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/New-Ideas-Really-Stink-898620962

Poem- “Why People Have Problems with Dating”

“Why People Have Problems with Dating”

Most people can’t date.

Most people can’t even go on a date.

Let me explain:

Most people can’t read very well.

Most people can’t write very well.

They need to read and write to use a computer.

But, they can’t read well and they can’t write well.

So most people don’t use a computer very well.

Most people can’t use a computer very well.

As such, most people can’t use a dating website very well.

They usually don’t have good manners.

So most people just don’t really use dating websites.

Most people don’t really use dating websites.

And, that’s why, most people can’t date.

They can’t read.

They can’t write.

They can’t use a computer.

They can’t use a dating website.

So, they can’t date.

Period.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Why-People-Have-Problems-with-Dating-898530592

Videogame Review, Super Mario Bros. 3 for the Nintendo Entertainment System (w/ NES Max Controller)

Videogame Review, Super Mario Bros. 3 for the Nintendo Entertainment System (w/ NES Max Controller)

Super Mario Bros. 3 is not “ancient”.  I am NOT “ancient”.  So, since I am not ancient, the game is not ancient.  We find mistakes from history; however, we find mistakes from modern living.  “Modern living” is FULL of mistakes!  Old people make mistakes; young people make mistakes.  So what?  Do you want a piece of me?  Come and get it!  My review is honest with a careful approach.  Super Mario Bros. 3 is a very difficult game.  The NES Max controller works only so much.  Remember- I am 34 years old.  That’s not ANCIENT.  Give me a break!  The Nintendo Entertainment System was a popular item in the 1990’s.  The 1990’s is NOT the ancient past.  The “ancient past” is more like the Bible.  The Bible contains much of the ancient past at least in written form.  I’m sorry, but Super Mario Bros. 3 is not ancient.  Not even PONG is “ancient” whatsoever.  Do you call your parents “ancient” or what?  Stop that!  You know your parents are not ancient.  There is no human being ON EARTH who is ancient.  My review is being written like a funny email message.  Sometimes I like using random spelling to humorous effect.  If you’re not laughing while reading this review, you’re not reading it right.  I’m saying these words for a sense of humor and it feels good to be personal.  Can you find such humor in a McDonald’s?  Absolutely not.  Most people in McDonald’s are too busy for conversation.  You will be lucky if you can even get their sauce!  Honestly, Super Mario Bros. 3 is not really my thing.  I’ve said this before: it’s not that good of a game.  The NES Max controller improves some features and turns down some features.  The good news is, running with Super Mario (who is NOT “ancient”) is easy and his flight marks an improvement with the NES Max.  The bad news is, having Super Mario duck while running is now more impossible than ever before; and, by a long shot, I must pay some excessive attention to my NES Max controller during flight.  (I must use all of my fingers for the NES Max controller.  That includes the most offensive fingers of all that I can’t speak of, but maybe I can joke around and keep my hands to myself.  That would be a good idea!)  Obstacles in the way do make an impact on difficulty.  Super Mario Bros. 3 does have a very hard difficulty; however, I can’t say the hard difficulty is for experts.  With all the random obstacles and enemies, Super Mario Bros. 3 is for crazy people, not experts.  No living human today is ancient.  Do you know what that means?  It means Nintendo, Sega, Atari, Microsoft, Sony and other video game companies today are not ancient.  The Playstation One- not Playstation 5, not Playstation 4, not Playstation 3, not Playstation 2- the Playstation One was in the market before the Nintendo Entertainment System was a finishing production.  The NES wasn’t even obsolete yet.  I’m serious here.  The ancient past was happening before books were invented.  So, if my review is ancient to you, we have no business.  Read a history book.  If you’re so confident in yourself and want to make modern living possible, take a bath with your rubber ducky and have all the lame fantasies you want.  I’m not your mother.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Super-Mario-Bros-3-NES-Max-898432259

Videogame Review, Race with Ryan for the Xbox One

Videogame Review, Race with Ryan for the Xbox One

In some ways, Race with Ryan is better than Super Mario Kart.  That’s not a fair comparison but it’s true.  You do have more of a guide in terms of instruction and visual.  Race with Ryan is kind of a YouTube thing going on.  It’s a game that’s careful with presenting difficulty and that’s understandable.  I’m very comfortable while playing this game.  Even on Expert mode, I feel comfortable.  Well, I’m comfortable unless I must consider other features.  Backgrounds are usually pretty good; however, weapons usually look fake.  A paper airplane should’ve been the highlight but, instead, it’s a confusing tool.  I may even see the paper airplane disappear into the ground.  Video quality is often a problem.  For example, if you listen to Ryan and his friends, you will notice false feedback.  I will win 1st place in a race with a pink cat and the pink cat will say, “I could do better.”  That comment would only make sense for the pink cat if she was losing.  Here, she wins 1st place and says, “I could do better.”  That’s arrogant.  Then again, we do run into players who get arrogant in some fashion.  A panda in the game will say, “Buzz off!”  That speaks of aggressive behavior.  Of course, when I play as the panda and win 1st place, the panda can still say, “Buzz off!”  I don’t get that.  Racing courses take place with lots of color and a variety of lights.  It’s hard to see my weapons just in general.  Maybe the camera is too close to the driver, or, the camera needs to move up more.  Sometimes I wonder if I’m playing against Ryan or if I’m playing as Ryan.  The game is not so clear.  For some reason, using the right thumbstick on my Xbox One controller lets me look behind my driver; that’s awkward, because, not only does a real button already do this action, but I must stop driving to use the right stick on my controller.  The game is not just low price; it’s also cheap.  That’s not really good.  I know YouTube creators like Ryan have limited experience with video games.  At least he’s making YouTube videos.  I was still learning how to use obsolete computers (vintage PC) in my childhood and YouTube was not available in elementary school.  I respect Ryan for being a little modern.  Xbox One games do use high definition TV.  Well, at least in theory.  As we often see, Xbox One games are the mix of sounds and visuals.  An Xbox One game can have low volume and high volume at the same time.  Race with Ryan is no exception to this Xbox One rule.  Sometimes, I can barely hear; sometimes, I can barely cover my ears from all the loud noise.  “High definition” is often the mixing, the shifting, the changing of sounds and visuals and we get questionable feature presentations.  Even today, Xbox One is not always a great machine for real video.  So, while I did earn all the race trophies, I was expecting more quality to the small quantity.  The small quantity of gameplay should’ve been good enough for the video quality to happen.  Yet, I was wrong about this.  At least Race with Ryan is not another impossible game for us to be really frustrated about.  Over the years (I’m 34 years old), I’ve played impossible games on a grand scale between crazy and psychotic.  Race with Ryan is comfortable to play with unless I remember the false feedback.  It’s a challenging game with some modest glitter.  With enough elbow grease and knowledge, you can understand Ryan’s vision if you combine Race with Ryan with some of Ryan’s YouTube videos.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Race-with-Ryan-Xbox-One-898321420

Poem- “A Question and the Answer”

“A Question and the Answer”

There’s a question.

You don’t know the answer.

A normal teacher says, “You can guess what the answer is.”

She is not very thoughtful for her comment.

I say this, for my philosophy:

Ignorance is better than falsehood.

Just say you don’t know the answer if you don’t know the answer.

That’s a wise thing to do.

Giving random answers to impossible questions is disorderly conduct.

Opinions and rumors are made from such random answers.

For real evidence, for true details, I don’t recommend it.

A man can be so honest for just saying he doesn’t know.

It’s falsehood that gives us the most problems, not ignorance.

Think about it!

Do you correct a person who doesn’t know?

Or, do you correct a person who lies?

Schools have this problem.

Most teachers correct both ignorance and falsehood.

I don’t understand this.

Why should it be my fault for not knowing?

What if I really don’t know?

Can’t it be that “ignorance is bliss” and all is well?

How come ignorance and falsehood decrease the same grade?

I just don’t get it.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/A-Question-and-the-Answer-898159679

Poem- “Some People Want Change”

“Some People Want Change”

Some people want change.

But, they don’t know any locations for it.

How useless can viewers be?

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Some-People-Want-Change-898049036

Videogame Review, Pac-Man for the Nintendo Entertainment System (w/ Nintendo Wii and Wii Classic Controller)

Videogame Review, Pac-Man for the Nintendo Entertainment System (w/ Nintendo Wii and Wii Classic Controller)

Pac-Man is a challenging game for players who are used to guns and shooters.  You must control a handsome character named Pac-Man and eat ghosts directly.  This was very much like the arcade machine original.  Still, the tunnels are shorter for Pac-Man and travel is less possible in greater speeds of difficulty.  What I do, when playing an “old” game again, is I only play the game after forgetting about it for a long time.  That way I can be sure I’m being fair and honest with reviewing.  You do notice the points in Pac-Man.  It’s satisfying to eat ghost after ghost for the increasing award of bonus.  Dodging matters even when I’m not earning points at all.  My Wii Classic controller is very good for the game even if the gameplay of Pac-Man is obviously an illusion of safety and an exaggeration of danger.  A religious fundamentalist would laugh whenever I mention Pac-Man.  Sure, you see ghosts turn blue and more colors.  But we know Pac-Man is fiction and fantasy.  The Bible contains history told in vernacular and mythology.  Americans are comfortable with some exact information.  Humans from our ancient past didn’t have this luxury.  An American can still walk into a video game arcade gaming room and play Pac-Man.  That’s our modern way of entertainment.  Our ancient past?  Nobody in the ancient past had internet, television, or phone.  Delivery of goods in the ancient past was slow, dangerous, and rumor-ous.  So I’m happy to play Pac-Man.  I’m happy I can play some excellent video games and not worry about digging a hole in the restroom.  Of course, I’m still at risk.  Pac-Man does give me a pleasing thought; too pleasing, in fact.  I’m sure Pac-Man gets confused in the maze.  A player feels this with occasional lack of control that’s unavoidable.  Sometimes you’re going to wonder if holding buttons back can push them forward.  It’s possible.  I’m getting ahead of myself yet again.  2 Player mode was something more special at the arcade when I was inviting total strangers to play with me at once.  The Nintendo Entertainment System was not always a great sharing thing.  Old players usually remember Pac-Man; it seems like most everybody in video games knows Pac-Man.  It’s too bad most people use the internet for rumors when they already know what’s going on without mentioning it.  Even for internet there’s millions of rumors that no one will ever read.  My neighbors in Tehachapi probably give lies to themselves from time to time during traffic.  Pac-Man is a symbol of “old traffic manners” compared to the modern living.  It’s not ancient.  It’s not primitive.  As a matter of fact, Nintendo and Atari were both making video games in the past.  Nintendo and Atari still make games.  Zelda and Pac-Man are old games.  Pac-Man is like a puzzle game when my mental capacity is active and engaging.  The Nintendo Wii shopping channel is gone.  But, when I’m playing Pac-Man years later, I have few regrets about the classic game.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Pac-Man-NES-and-Wii-Classic-Controller-897916479

Poem- “Read and Say”

“Read and Say”

You must read a word before using it.

Don’t use a word before reading it.

Every reader must prepare to manage words.

If you use a word before reading it, there’s going to be a problem.

Do you even read a word?

When you say a word, do you say a word after reading it?

It’s important.

This is a problem of language.

Most people just usually have poor communications.

They say words they don’t read.

It’s a problem.

Why use a word you’ve never been reading?

Don’t you think it’s wise to read something before saying something?

Children and fashionistas use words they don’t read.

You can see this from elementary school bullying.

You can see this from a trashcan full of coupons and magazines.

It’s a sad case of ignorance.

I was part of the problem in my youth.

That’s why I was a dumb kid.

Often, as was the case in childhood, I made random noise and read nothing.

Watching TV only made my childhood troublesome and insane.

Now I can study TV because I’ve been examining lyrics and movie scripts.

So, when you use a word, you better know it already.

We don’t need to say words we can’t read.

Read first and use later.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Read-and-Say-897779310

Poem- “Hot Food and Cold Drinks”

“Hot Food and Cold Drinks”

Hot food.

Cold drinks.

Hot food, and, cold drinks.

Why do you have both for a meal?

If you want hot food, don’t get a cold drink.

If you want a cold drink, don’t get hot food.

See?

It’s that simple!

I have hot coffee with hot potatoes.

I have ice cream with ice cold soda.

That makes sense to me.

What doesn’t make sense is this:

“Now serving hot dogs and cold drinks.”

I need a hot dog, not a cold dog.

I need a cold drink, not a hot drink.

This is very confusing!

“Yeah, can I get another cold dog and some mustard?”

Doesn’t make sense.

I have a hot coffee with hot fries.

I have a cold drink with cold fries.

My “cold fries” are not cold.

My “hot coffee” is cold.

Is that right?

My head is hot with a cold fever.

A cold woman is hot.

She’s right there around the corner.

She’s a cold woman, looking for a hot man.

Or, he’s a hot man, looking for a cold woman.

I think men and women are hot and cold.

Makes sense.

My hot body is cold as of the moment.

It’s fall in Tehachapi.

I like hot dogs and cold drinks.

I don’t like cold dogs and hot drinks.

Yes, I’m making you laugh.

My words are probably not ringing that good.

A cold, evil witch is so hot.

A hot, graceful wizard gets cold.

Now let me introduce you to magic:

“I will turn you into a hot chicken with cold feet.”

Don’t believe me?

Watch this:

(Work at McDonald’s.)

I love McDonald’s.

Do you like hot coffee and cold coffee?

I guess you’re hot and cold just like me.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Hot-Food-and-Cold-Drinks-897674634

Poem- “On a Diet”

“On a Diet”

“Eat less.”

Here’s the catch:

You can’t stop eating junk food AND stop eating healthy food.

You need to remove junk food and eat healthy food.

Or else, you will be very, very, very, very hungry all the time.

You need to stop eating junk food.

However, you’re not supposed to stop eating healthy food.

My vernacular is loose but you get the drift.

The quote doesn’t have to be correct to be reasonable.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/On-a-Diet-897585102

Poem- “The Junk Food”

“The Junk Food”

“You will work it out like we all do.”

I don’t work it out.

I just don’t eat it.

Eat healthy food!

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/The-Junk-Food-897493717

Videogame Review, 3D Pixel Racing for the Nintendo Wii (Game Download)

Videogame Review, 3D Pixel Racing for the Nintendo Wii (Game Download)

The game doesn’t work.  I can’t play the game.  So, please don’t tell me to be happy.  I’m a critic.  As a critic, it’s not exactly my job to be happy.  I don’t have a real controller for this game.  My car keeps turning even when my wheel is completely still.  That’s embarrassing.  Maybe it’s related to the Wii MotionPlus.  Maybe!  But, for lack of a better term, 3D Pixel Racing is unplayable.  The graphics can be beautiful.  Then again, I’m not sure if the graphics are appropriate.  A game can’t be so powerful in graphics if the powerful graphics decrease the accurate controls.  It just doesn’t make sense.  I’ve made an attempt to use the Nintendo Wii Classic Controller.  Still doesn’t work.  I swear it’s the game.  My controllers work just fine.  The game was made without a controller.  My wheel can be used for the Nintendo Wii remote; however, this damages my sense of reality.  Does a car in real life actually turn when you’re not turning the wheel?  No!  Of course not.  But, for 3D Pixel Racing, that’s exactly what happens.  I hold the wheel- the wheel is in both hands and I don’t turn the wheel- and, even when I don’t turn the wheel, my car turns all over the place.  In fact, my car will even turn in directions I was not pointing at!  It’s a devastating disappointment.  I can try using a normal Wii remote that doesn’t have Wii MotionPlus.  Until then, I hereby declare:

3D Pixel Racing is a broken game for MotionPlus and should be avoided at all costs.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-3D-Pixel-Racing-Nintendo-Wii-897418578

Videogame Review, Tempest 4000 for the Playstation 4 (PS4)

Videogame Review, Tempest 4000 for the Playstation 4 (PS4)

Note: Some reviewers say they’re “communist”.  They play expensive video games and pay good money for video games.  The video games are expensive.  The video games cost big money.  And, the reviewers say they’re “communist”.  But they are not communists.  This is not communism.  A communist does NOT say, “Get expensive video games.”  A real communist says, “Give up your extra property and don’t live in riches.”  I know this.  I watch Chinese communists on YouTube sometimes.  Shopping for expensive video games is not communism.  Communism is something more like “hard work with government’s permission of modesty”.  The video game industry in America is not communism.  So, the reviewers who say they’re “communist” are just giving a false statement.  A communist does not buy expensive video games.  A communist buys cheap video games.  Playstation 4, Xbox One, and Nintendo Switch are expensive video games.

It’s a hot game for the challenging players.  The graphics are very sharp, bright, and thin.  A game like this is so hot I’m wondering if players can hold the PS4 disc with a straight face.  My first impression of Tempest 4000 was not good.  Visuals don’t always come to play with experience.  Later levels in particular have a kind of hard-to-beat notion.  A jump button is very useful although another means of attack would’ve made Tempest 4000 the greatest improvement.  There’s a lot of improvement; however, there’s also a lot of downgrade.  Believe it or not, “high definition TV” does make a gross characteristic to the neon formula due to excessive difficulty and demanding vision.  You will lose in the game early on if you have not played it before.  Jumping does have its limits.  Atari was obviously sinking in pleasure and, by sinking in pleasure, they cause pain to some gamers.  Tempest 4000 is definitely a new game.  But when I’m seeing Atari’s logo hundreds of times at the start menu there’s possibly an ego problem with retro video games and the players of “the good old days”.  Let me be clear.  Tempest 4000 is less expensive.  It’s a combination of 2D and 3D.  The PS4 controller is not a remote; because of this, the bonus round appears impossible at a first glance.  This is important because a beginner or novice player of video games can be stuck on the first glance for years and years.  Tempest 4000 requires a player’s habit.  You’re not going to get away from the challenge with an “easy A”.  I’ve heard my teachers use the phrase “easy A”.  Some games are like easy A’s.  Tempest 4000 is more like an easy C.  You can see the gameplay for my theory.  Basically, Tempest 4000 is one of Atari’s ego problem with intensity and brightness.  Arcade machines require lots of quarters or dollars by today’s standard.  Tempest 4000 is very pretty, but I need to really see what I’m doing before giving the mark of approval.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Tempest-4000-PS4-897311339

Poem- “Headed”

“Headed”

Tie me in a string,

With your greatest light to bring.

Upon my word for.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Headed-897217069

Poem- “Near Sleeping”

“Near Sleeping”

He is not a homeless man for being lazy.

He is homeless because he has no home.

He is not unemployed for being lazy.

He is unemployed because he has no employment.

He is not poor for being lazy.

He is poor because he is not rich.

He is not weak for being lazy.

He is weak because he is not strong.

He is not ugly for being lazy.

He is ugly because he is not beautiful.

He is not starving for being lazy.

He is starving because he has no food.

He is not sick for being lazy.

He is sick because he has no medicine.

He is not dirty for being lazy.

He is dirty because he has no soap.

He is not pedestrian for being lazy.

He is pedestrian because he has no vehicle.

He is not exhausted for being lazy.

He is exhausted because he has no rest.

He is not begging for being lazy.

He is begging because he is not well.

(This poem is about a man sleeping in a bush in Sacramento.

It’s real.)

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Near-Sleeping-897028355

Videogame Review, Monochrome Racing for the Nintendo Wii (Game Download)

Videogame Review, Monochrome Racing for the Nintendo Wii (Game Download)

It’s an obsolete game download.  By going forward with this, I must examine the gameplay and look into a challenge for disorderly goals.  You don’t always “tilt” the joystick; at times, you need to “wave” the joystick- that is, if you can call the Nintendo Wii remote an alternate map of controls.  Much of the controls is in the game and not in the controller.  This Nintendo Wii download was a cheap download for reasons unknown to cultural exchange.  A strange producer made this weird contraption.  To me, the game feels like a combination of drag racing and bumper cars; for, the program is like adult content on some negative humor you don’t find in most video games.  It’s a racing game that’s more about drag and push.  For the most part, you don’t really “race” in a course long, but enemies will make yourself pushing each other around and there’s mysterious effects of weaponry.  The music is a rich standard of the resounding remix of punk instrumentation you find in the history of the 2000’s.  Everything does seem to be careless.  Actually, when I get really involved with the game in a serious manner for light pleasure, I imagine old neighborhoods in my past where teens were chilling and playing it cool.  Of course, from how cool this game appears, there’s also a sarcastic quality that leaves every habit for this game in ruin to the perfection of disgust and gross neon.  Monochrome Racing was a result of the liberal arts in boredom, laziness, and despicable romance.  It’s a dramatic game for an easy-going player like me- if you give this game a second look, you can see various mountains and cityscapes with their subtle determination of ink, scratch, and general trashy-looking drawings.  Keep in mind that Deviant Art has art like this.  For $5 dollars, there’s enough to see in lame excuse for exhibition.  The races mostly are serpentine upon the qualities unperformed.  Maybe the game’s producer wanted the characteristics to blend in peaks and moments of car-to-crash tragedy.  Getting on the speed arrows does take getting used to.  Bombs in Monochrome Racing are more useful as a distraction when a human player like me comes to terms with new camera angles and refreshing video of bright lows.  I know.  Older reviewers are going to say, “Hey!  This game sucks!”  I know.  But it’s important to give some real descriptions of the game.  Notice that you have to “wave the joystick” a great deal between match and menu.  I know the menu is a big part of the impact with repairs to disfunction.  An instruction manual would’ve been nice!  So many games since Monochrome Racing don’t have instruction manuals.  Programmers often just expect you to watch TV and think little of anything else.  Monochrome Racing fails in this regard.  I do think of other games.  The Mario Kart series has seen great accuracy in controls when it comes to weapons.  Here, for Monochrome Racing, the serpentine camera angles distract me from precision and my weapons go off to bad sides of combat.  A racing game like Monochrome Racing seems more poetic than philosophical.  Perhaps this game should be suited for beginners and the novice types of player.  Experts of video games would just pound Monochrome Racing into dust.  And, since the punk instrumentation of music, and, the punk styles of graphics, suggest something tough and crazy, I can only have sympathy for any fool who dreams of this thing with me.  It’s tough.  And, it’s crazy!

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Monochrome-Racing-Nintendo-Wii-896929880