Poem- “Hot Food and Cold Drinks”

“Hot Food and Cold Drinks”

Hot food.

Cold drinks.

Hot food, and, cold drinks.

Why do you have both for a meal?

If you want hot food, don’t get a cold drink.

If you want a cold drink, don’t get hot food.

See?

It’s that simple!

I have hot coffee with hot potatoes.

I have ice cream with ice cold soda.

That makes sense to me.

What doesn’t make sense is this:

“Now serving hot dogs and cold drinks.”

I need a hot dog, not a cold dog.

I need a cold drink, not a hot drink.

This is very confusing!

“Yeah, can I get another cold dog and some mustard?”

Doesn’t make sense.

I have a hot coffee with hot fries.

I have a cold drink with cold fries.

My “cold fries” are not cold.

My “hot coffee” is cold.

Is that right?

My head is hot with a cold fever.

A cold woman is hot.

She’s right there around the corner.

She’s a cold woman, looking for a hot man.

Or, he’s a hot man, looking for a cold woman.

I think men and women are hot and cold.

Makes sense.

My hot body is cold as of the moment.

It’s fall in Tehachapi.

I like hot dogs and cold drinks.

I don’t like cold dogs and hot drinks.

Yes, I’m making you laugh.

My words are probably not ringing that good.

A cold, evil witch is so hot.

A hot, graceful wizard gets cold.

Now let me introduce you to magic:

“I will turn you into a hot chicken with cold feet.”

Don’t believe me?

Watch this:

(Work at McDonald’s.)

I love McDonald’s.

Do you like hot coffee and cold coffee?

I guess you’re hot and cold just like me.

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