Videogame Review, Castlevania 3: Dracula’s Curse for the Nintendo Entertainment System (w/ Nintendo Wii U)
Joy is probably the leading cause of anger. The “Angry” Video Game Nerd does use a “joystick”, or, a “joypad”, for joy and gets angry. Would you give a vampire freedom of speech? Castlevania 3: Dracula’s Curse does not have universal praise. You’re going to ask, “Why?” You’re going to say, “Everybody loves this game!” Okay. But, when you look at it from true perspective, there are less copies of Castlevania 3 and more copies of Nintendo Entertainment System. We have lots of Nintendo Entertainment Systems! However, we have fewer copies of Castlevania 3. The Nintendo Entertainment System was a bigger seller than Castlevania 3. So, this means, Castlevania 3 is not universal. And, if Castlevania 3 is not universal, it’s not for everybody; that’s because, not everybody even plays Castlevania 3. Don’t believe me? Okay. Go outside and ask “everybody” about Castlevania 3. I guarantee you! Most people don’t know Castlevania 3. In fact, most people don’t know Nintendo Entertainment System. Castlevania 3 is a “classic” game from the past. Of course, it’s totally abstract and totally unreal. Castlevania 3 is not real. I can prove it! For example, on one of “two” #2 levels, you see floating metal gears spinning. These floating metal gears keep spinning even when your vampire fighter is on these floating metal gears; and, not only do these floating metal gears keep spinning, but your vampire fighter does not spin with the gears. In other words, the gears spin while your hero is on the gears even when your hero does not spin with the gears, even as the gears spin. That’s very abstract. Also, take a look at some of the platforms. Your hero can land on these platforms. But, if you look again, you notice a pattern- not only can your hero jump on these platforms, and, not only can your hero land on these platforms; and, not only can your hero walk on these platforms, but your hero can jump right “through” the platforms. I’m not angry. I’m not angry because I’m keeping “my happiness at bay”. So, one minute, your hero walks on the platforms; and, the next minute, your hero jumps “through” the platforms, just like a ghost who can walk on floors and go “through” walls. Some people spell “through” as “thru”. “Thru” is a better meaning for an entrance. “Through” is more technical and grammatical. Do I like Castlevania 3? Well, it depends on how you observe my examination of these facts. On one hand, you probably think that I’m thinking too much; on the other hand, you’re probably thinking I’m aggressive in some way. When readers look at my reviews with inexperience for my philosophy, their brains can hurt, so I do apologize if you’re experiencing shocks in your head while looking at this review. Just take it easy. I’m only making an observation. Obviously, Castlevania 3 is not real. If anything, Castlevania 3 makes more sense for the fantasy about vampires, because, you know that “vampires” are metaphors about evil; and, we can observe Castlevania 3 to understand something about thunder and darkness. Thunder itself is like a kind of darkness. As evidence, you don’t exactly need sunshine for there to be thunder. Thunder is a cloud’s sound during a storm. You can see Castlevania 3 begin with cinema theater effects. I have a theater speaker at home. I have a home stereo theater system. It’s a speaker I connect to the TV for better sounds. And, with the Nintendo Wii U, and, with the home theater system, Castlevania 3 sounds very, very good! It’s like a new version of Castlevania 3! So, if you have a Nintendo Wii U, and, a home theater system, Castlevania 3: Dracula’s Curse can be MORE than a “blast from the past”. It can be like having a new video game right now! Just keep in mind that Castlevania 3 is very abstract and a dramatic fantasy about vampires.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Castlevania-3-NES-and-Nintendo-Wii-U-903056405
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