Videogame Review, SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom - Rehydrated for the Playstation 4 (PS4 Game)
The game is a bug. And, you play with the bug. Does the bug live? Well, only if you “know” it.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-SpongeBob-Battle-for-Bikini-Bottom-PS4-924422285
“Vernacular and Plain English”
My vernacular for breakfast at the donut shop is,
“I will get two fancies, large decaf with pink packets and a wood stir.”
With basic ideas, my plain English is,
“I will get two donuts, large coffee with artificial sweeteners and a stir.”
Both quotes are the same.
What’s the difference?
Judgement.
The 2nd quote is official and more universal.
The 1st quote is particular for good sense within reach of comfort.
I can use the 2nd quote at almost any donut shop.
I can only use the 1st quote when a donut shop shares my familiar mood.
“Fancies” are specific donuts.
“Decaf” is coffee with no caffeine.
“Pink packets” are artificial sweeteners for coffee.
“Wood stir” is a stir for coffee made out of wood.
The 1st quote will be more eternal for future generations.
But, for me, the 1st quote is very much like common sense in my area.
My mom would understand the 1st quote.
Particular donut shops would understand the 1st quote.
For other people, or, other strangers, I would speak plain English:
“I will get two donuts, large coffee with artificial sweeteners and a stir.”
The 1st quote is romantic.
The 2nd quote is dull.
But, the public really enjoys the dull with minimal romance.
Or else, fast food workers would be singing and dancing all the time.
I never see that.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Vernacular-and-Plain-English-924301722
“Excitement and Goodness”
“Is this exciting?”
With philosophy, I will not answer that false question.
The right question is,
‘Is this good?’
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Excitement-and-Goodness-924166682
Videogame Review, Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl for the Playstation 5 (PS5 Game)
All game is too fast. What’s going on? It’s just rock, paper, and scissors. You won’t notice.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Nickelodeon-All-Star-Brawl-PS5-Game-923982410
“Old Cooking Recipes from My Family”
I have a box of recipes from the past in my own family’s property.
It’s a wooden box.
And, the wooden box has notes with “old” recipes on them.
Sometimes I feel like examining them.
I may even cook food with the “old” recipes on the notes.
The notes are cards, each made of paper, with an old recipe.
Every note was text by a writing hand, or, text with printing ink.
These “old” recipes for cooking come from my grandparents and beyond.
It’s a wooden box with “old” recipes from my ancestors.
My ancestors made these notes for old recipes for cooking food.
Can I always read the old recipes?
Answer:
NO.
I can’t always read them.
By that, I mean I just cannot always read them in any way, shape, or form.
I have no reading skills for many “old” recipes from my family’s ancestry.
I can’t always read my grandma’s notes from the past.
Why?
Well, there are reasons I cannot always “read” the old recipes.
Some old recipes were made on paper by a unique writing hand.
But, I do not write my own notes in the present with my grandma’s hand.
Or, I do not write my own notes in the present with my grandpa’s hand.
My grandparents are dead.
So, I cannot ask them questions and have them read the notes for me.
But they did write the notes.
They did write the old recipes.
Sometimes, I can’t read the pencil.
Sometimes, I can’t read the pen.
Sometimes, I can’t read the ink.
Sometimes, I can’t read the vocabulary.
Sometimes, I can’t read the language.
Sometimes, I can’t read the technology.
Sometimes, I can’t read the cooking.
Sometimes, I can’t read the food.
Sometimes, I can’t read the fashion.
Everything is “old” for a reason.
It’s old.
I can’t always read old books, or, not even old notes.
This is where it gets interesting.
I need to cook.
Right?
I need to cook.
How can I cook the food if I cannot read the “old” recipe?
Cooking is a very real kind of literature when you perform the kitchen.
When you cook the food, you read the recipe.
When you cannot read the recipe, you cannot cook the food from it.
That simple.
My grandparents usually did not lie.
They were pretty honest people.
But, they did not have the same hands.
They did not always have the same ideas.
And, they did not always have the same education.
So my collection of “old” recipes becomes the mixed result of age.
I am not ageless.
My ancestors were not ageless.
Or else, I would be living with dinosaurs in a kingdom of neon signs.
I only have my life.
And, I will pass away when the future begins.
Reading history is very important.
I can read some things from the past.
But, I must determine judgement with awareness of nature.
Today, a student at school will say to a girl,
“You’re a cool guy.”
In the 1940’s, a student at school used to say,
“You are a swell girl!”
Both quotes mean the same thing.
These comments mean you are a good person.
You can find these comments on yearbooks in history of education.
Old yearbooks from the 1940’s will say “swell” over and over again.
Nobody in my high school used that word.
High school students in the 2000’s said “cool” to me.
But both words are exactly the same.
Common sense just changes.
That’s why history repeats itself with ignorance and knowledge.
We know to ignore, and, ignore to know.
How does “change” appear to me right now?
Am I cool?
Or, am I swell?
This sounds like a weather problem.
As such, weather impacts cooking.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Old-Cooking-Recipes-from-My-Family-923954473
“How to Turn a Llama into a Chicken”
Step 1, get a “nice” little llama.
Step 2, shave off the llama’s hair.
Step 3, dip the llama in a bucket of glue.
Step 4, cover llama with chicken feathers.
Step 5, place a paper beak on llama’s mouth.
Step 6, dress llama’s feet with yellow chicken shoes.
Step 7, put chicken make-up on llama’s face.
Step 8, use a wizard’s magic and turn llama into rubber.
Step 9, pump llama with helium for about 5 minutes.
Follow the steps above and you have a brand new chicken.
Congratulations!
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/How-to-Turn-a-Llama-into-a-Chicken-923851220
Videogame Review, River City Ransom for the Nintendo Entertainment System
What genre is this? There’s no genre. It’s a stupid game with too many labels.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-River-City-Ransom-NES-Classic-923642706
“People Cannot Actually Disappear”
Relationships are confusing to so many people.
They believe opponents get enough magic to become invisible.
But, that’s not correct.
A human being cannot disappear.
He or she will never vanish.
Sometimes, there’s a person I don’t agree with.
Can I turn this person into an invisible guy?
No.
I cannot.
He or she will always be there when there is life.
Living people do not just disappear.
Earth does not disappear.
It does not disappear in whole or in part.
That’s why we must love Earth as much as we can.
People cannot actually disappear.
Sure, I can go to another room.
You can move to another location.
We can travel to a city far away.
But, people cannot actually disappear.
Republicans do not disappear.
Democrats do not disappear.
No one does.
You will need to talk to a variety of personality types.
Often, from time to time, I talk to some people with false ideas.
It’s not always on purpose.
The conversation can just come up.
People can have opinions and rumors for a lot of reasons.
They may feel confusion.
They may feel pain.
They may have an accident.
They probably get upset about something.
But I cannot make people disappear.
That’s not possible.
Reasonable dispute is necessary for any improvement.
Or else, society can get into a lot of trouble from their communities.
Let me be honest.
I am not a magician.
I have no powers for magic.
So, I can never disappear.
I can only adjust my mind or move to another location.
Politics does not make people disappear.
I must talk with people I probably don’t agree with.
That is why “improvements” exist.
Or else, Earth would become flat and vanish like a rotten map.
But that’s not possible.
We need to love each other as best we can.
Even enemies can be so attractive and wonderful.
That is why living has so much value to it.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/People-Cannot-Actually-Disappear-923422750
Song Review, “Home on the Range” (Classic American Western Song)
Republicans need a discouraging word from their smart opposition. So, for this review, I will give one. This song does not describe California for the most part. California is very dry. The sand can look very offensive when I go around the unliving mountains where almost no animals play for anything. California is very Democrat and it’s a very western state. You do not need a cowboy hat to “go west”. Sometimes, I don’t think a cowboy hat works for me when I’m going outside. A cowboy hat can blow away from my head during the loud gust. Original poetry from this song only speaks to a divisive beauty that most people in the American West cannot feel or know. Maybe the American West in the distant past was a different nature; however, from reading the original poem to the song, I think such literature is extremely glittery and very wild to unrealistic temper. (I do not think wild animals want to “play” with me. That would be stupid.) At least, with intense sounds and dreamlike music, the song can present us with a suggestion for an imagination of fantasy within reach of natural exaggeration.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Home-on-the-Range-Classic-Song-923330882
Song Review, “Oh My Darling, Clementine” (Classic American Western Song)
It’s just like the people in Sacramento, California. Too harsh and too sweet. Most Democrats in America do not share this negative romance. It’s about a horrible tragedy of death in the mining industry. By modern standards, the song seems to be under the influence of gold and denial. A young parent will probably oppose this vintage music. It was created when pain was an object for exaggerating humor. My poetry at times confirms with the rough personality of lust. So does this song!
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Oh-My-Darling-Clementine-Classic-Song-923308634
“Notes and TV”
Television is only correct when you can write about it with good answers.
Or else, “TV” will become a confusing mess of illusions.
When I was a child, I was going to school.
At school, sometimes I would watch TV and do homework for it.
That is real experience of learning.
What’s not education is the following:
Going to a movie theater.
Watching a movie in the movie theater.
Eating popcorn, drinking soda, and munching candy during the movie.
(You don’t take notes in the movie theater.)
(You don’t do homework for the movie.)
(There’s no teacher in a movie theater.)
Leaving the movie theater when the movie is over.
And, after leaving the movie theater, laughing and forgetting about it.
This following situation is not education.
For this case, TV is useless.
It does nothing for you; you need to do something for TV.
You were “just looking” and never examining the movie.
It’s entertainment; however, it’s not Film Literature.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Notes-and-TV-923167797
“A Bee in the Flower”
When I smell the flower, God holds my pardon.
When a bee stings me, God holds my pardon.
My favor to God’s enchantment is both pleasing and painful.
Vivacity goes for all living.
How can I please you?
Is it painful?
Every man will contact the flower and show the bee.
Do you smell something?
Life can pass to a feathering retreat upon our salute with daring humor.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/A-Bee-in-the-Flower-922987426
Are you out of shape? Maybe you need some medicine.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/My-Head-Hurts-922909552
“Literature and Chat”
Remember normal people?
Their “sense” of writing and literature is really for texting and chat.
It’s not occupational.
Writing and literature get done in a professional manner.
Texting and chat get done in a familiar mood.
Professional manner is scholastic focus.
Familiar mood is personal exhaust.
When someone’s “philosophy” contains bad grammar, it’s false.
No philosopher will ever use bad grammar.
Bad grammar includes the following:
Extra spaces, missing letters, singular ink, popular mistakes, common sense, view problems, bugs and errors, messy voice, unofficial context, print issues, reading difficulty, unspeakable wording, false sounds, overestimation, underestimation, non-character styles, odd spacing, illogical organization, regular acceptance of flaws, weak borders, dumb rules, broken tabs, unnecessary indents, falling columns, damaged goods, out-of-body paragraphs, lame pagination, excessive breaks, fake styles, disorderly hyphenation, overextending tables of language, freshless charts, morbid syntax, workless media, lazy comments, wild zooms, painful reading, views of chances to eyesight, aging format, binging documents, and malfunctioning share.
My poem should be a helpful list for unlearning visionary dispute.
You need dispute for literacy with strangers.
But, with my list, most errors of writing will be gone with firm practice.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Literature-and-Chat-922775179
“Historical Imagination”
Once upon a time, there was a ponyman.
He made a painting for some horses using his imagination from experience.
The ponyman died years ago.
Young people in the modern world see his painting on the wall of a museum.
With delight in new ideas, they enjoy “changing” his “horses” of such fantasy.
But young people today forget who a ponyman was.
Now he is a ghost and young people don’t really believe in ghosts.
And, these modern nerds act like children and usually never ride real horses.
From historical imagination:
Young people just watch the horses and forget the ponyman.
It’s prejudice against our future.
Does Princess Twilight have a ponyman?
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Historical-Imagination-922698942
Videogame Review, Balloon Fight for the Nintendo Entertainment System (w/ Nintendo Switch Console)
Once upon a time, there was a cute little angel. He was a lovely little angel! And, one day, on a dark, stormy night, he decided to put balloons on his head and flap his arms into the heavens. He gathered bubbles and sparks to failure of a villainous tempest. Helium was a gift of the gods. Villains around the world knew about this cute little angel. So, they pumped their helmets of darkness with helium. The poor little angel was in trouble! He fought the helmets of darkness on a terrible night. There was no rain. And, the orange whale was hungry for balloon soldiers. Our poor little angel struggled against the lightning. His bright uniform became light to the dress of horrible sweetness. (Okay… is my “review” making you laugh? I will stop pretending to be serious. Balloon Fight is a great action game for the Nintendo Entertainment System and the program really shines on my Nintendo Switch.) Beware of the ocean. The angel can get his pants wet. Or, is he a bird? I don’t know. The balloon fighter is really scary. His eyes are as dark as coal. There’s a shaking rage within heliums of sanity. (Alex… shut the hell up!) (The controls are excellent. I get turbo and regular buttons. So, my Nintendo Switch wireless controller has a dramatic base of substance. TV video looks “swell” on High Definition format.) Over the sky he comes. He brings the fortune of holy inflation. The weight is never lost. He roams the earth of chances, looking for something to spill upon his brow of lame flight; for, where he arrives to it, he must depart of argon and constellations. He seeks for light under a happening frame. Other times, for these moments, air proves worthy to obstruct again into supernatural limbs. (ALEX!!! Do you realize how terrible this sounds? I don’t even like helium! Of course, Balloon Fight is about the eternal order of flight against silly, stupid enemies. Who even thinks of a balloon fight?! The hero is very much like an angel. He does really flap his arms. He has balloons on his head. And, the balloons can pop during his violent visit across the sky.) Globes of wind turn to destruction. He can pass away near the coast. But, the ocean enchants his favor. (Alex… are you really going to talk like that?) Yes. It’s to God for display of dark clouds burning of a poor angel’s light charge. He must touch charm into opening of grace closest to the firm moon. There’s no moon. But, the balloon fighter gains the courage of wild stupor. Balloons leak near visions of visions. (ALEX!!! This is a video game. You don’t need to scare little parents. The metaphors do not describe the action.) Ho! We go far to see of air into it. The balloon fighter will approach the clouds throughout every misfortune to humorous feet. Look at his legs! He runs from land and hides upon. To give years he has, there’s balloons rising from the vacuum of outrageous facility. He holds along. (Okay, Alex. Why are you talking this way in your review?) Because I am a comedian. I have philosophy and poetry. And, when I am a comedian, I make “old video games” seem funny with my text. (Well, your review does have an interesting point of view. Why do you “lose” your things?) I “lose things” for a reason. I don’t always know what my “things” are. Look, if liberals really want “new ideas”, they need to confirm judgement of decisions to make. Or else, they will oppose creative writing for no reason, and, they will be so fussy about every work of art that ever exists. Besides, the balloon fighter is a “stroke of dreams”. He will come to thunder with soundless force and fall into motion of nocturnal disorder. (ALEX! You… idiot. This review is awful.) Thank you. That’s why the game is fun. I “think” like this for the game. So, it’s doing something right.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Balloon-Fight-NES-and-Nintendo-Switch-922241015
“Here and Future”
The future is not here yet.
“Present” and “Future” are not equal.
If present and future were “here” today, I would be “dead” just now.
But I am not dead.
So, the future is not here.
The greatest future will only take place when I rest in peace.
My spirit and soul can experience the future.
However, my mortal life will be gone.
I will just be a ghost in the future.
Ghosts can experience the future.
Human beings will pass away before the future really happens.
We are only mortal in the present.
The future will happen for millions, and millions, and millions of years.
Humans do not live “on” the future.
We need the spirit and the soul to really “see” the future.
Or else, the future would almost just be irrelevant to the present.
The future will happen for millions of years.
A human being does not live for millions of years.
Millions of years do not happen in 2 minutes.
It’s really only the ghost who can have contact with some eternity.
God knows the rest beyond eternity.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Here-and-Future-922130999
“Journalists Are Not Distinct”
Do you know any journalists who believe they are “distinct” writers?
They really think they’re unique.
They think they’re so special.
In fact, these distinct journalists will even say,
“We are the only network you can trust.”
I don’t care if that’s professional journalism.
That’s vulgar.
Honest journalists communicate means of nature.
They do not “puff up” like arrogant wrestlers who want to beat you up.
Journalism functions for practical truth, not mindless aggression.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Journalists-Are-Not-Distinct-922034391
“Free Stuff on Computers and Smartphones”
You walk into a supermarket.
There’s a calculator for sale.
There’s a baby record for sale.
There’s a notepad for sale.
There’s a calendar for sale.
There’s a portfolio for sale.
There’s a map for sale.
So on, and, so on.
Do you need to “buy” them?
Well, only if you need to buy them.
You can also leave the supermarket and keep your money.
No, I do not mean “save money”.
I mean “do not spend money”.
Now, let’s consider something else.
You need to buy a computer.
Or, you need to buy a smartphone.
The computer “on sale” includes calculator, notepad, portfolio, etc.
The smartphone “on sale” includes calculator, notepad, portfolio, etc.
You probably need to buy a computer for other reasons.
You probably need to buy a smartphone for other reasons.
Here’s my question:
Can you refuse a “calculator” from your computer and keep more money?
Can you refuse a “notepad” from your smartphone and keep more money?
Can you refuse a “calendar” from your computer and keep more money?
Can you refuse a “map” from your smartphone and keep more money?
The answer is:
NO.
You cannot.
To buy a computer, or, to buy a smartphone, you pay for “everything”.
You pay for a calendar, you pay for a notepad, you pay for a map, etc.
It does not matter who you are.
You pay for “everything” on the computer and smartphone.
You can refuse a calculator in a supermarket and keep your money.
But, when you “buy” a computer, the calculator is always there.
The calculator on your computer or smartphone is free.
But, when you pay for a computer or smartphone, you pay for the calculator.
You cannot refuse the calculator.
The calculator is always there.
Why do I need a calculator on my computer?
Maybe I already “have it in my head” to solve every math problem.
But, the calculator is always there; so, it’s always in the computer price.
That’s the flaw of computers and smartphones.
Even when you’re a very simple person, you pay for all data.
You pay for all data no matter how simple you are.
What happens if you do not read maps?
What happens if you do not use portfolios?
What happens if you do not use “academic paper” on your computer?
It doesn’t matter.
You need to pay for “everything”.
The basics are not so voluntary.
Even if you do not “write notes”, you still pay for “notes” on a computer.
You can never return those notes for a better price on the computer.
Do you always purchase “notes” at a supermarket?
No, of course not.
You’re probably shopping for bananas and medicine.
You will only buy notes from a supermarket when you need them.
When you “buy” a computer, you will never say,
“I’m paying money for spreadsheets and calculators.”
But, when you buy a computer, that’s exactly what you’re doing.
You’re buying a computer.
But, you’re also buying spreadsheets and calculators.
Why do people not know this already?
Because, the retail workers do not tell them.
People often just buy this stuff.
And, some people do not even know there’s a “calculator” on a computer.
But, they pay for a calculator.
They pay for it.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Free-Stuff-on-Computers-and-Smartphones-921998730
“All the Colors”
You will hear Americans say,
“Our people will pay respects to the red, white, and blue.”
They mean, of course, the American flag.
Americans believe in the red, white, and blue colors to be their own.
In regards to the American flag, they are quite right for their claim.
Keep something else in mind.
Red, white, and blue are also colors that other humans use.
United Kingdom, Russia, France, Cuba, Taiwan, and more use the colors.
So, the phrase “red, white, and blue” does not need to be American.
Artists use the colors red, white, and blue all the time.
You can see the colors red, white, and blue in artwork by foreigners.
Human beings also have their individual tastes of red, white, and blue.
People can avoid politics with red, white, and blue.
We can talk about red planets or red fish.
We can talk about white molecules or white rocks.
We can talk about blue lizards or blue pizza.
And, we can always talk about other colors.
Racism is a problem humans have with colors.
We talk about colors.
In fact, we talk about colors so much, some people begin to claim them.
Americans sometimes believe “red, white, and blue” is always about USA.
Of course, humans around the Earth should know those colors already.
You don’t need to be American for those colors.
Those “colors” can be legal terms for the American flag.
But, people around the world know those colors for themselves.
Red, white, and blue are very basic colors.
And, we also have other basic colors.
We should recognize all colors for what they are.
Everyone can use the colors black, brown, and white.
Colors are very universal.
Aliens from outer space can use the colors red, white, and blue.
Aliens from outer space can use every color.
And, aliens from outer space may not have human language for colors.
They may not even call the colors anything.
They probably just exist with colors.
Earth has animals.
Earth animals often exist with colors.
But, they usually don’t talk about colors.
In real life, elephants and donkeys do not talk about colors.
Elephants and donkeys just exist with colors.
At present, on Earth, human beings talk about colors the most.
Other creatures may just exist with colors and no more.
America is a very nice place to live in.
I really believe that America should be about all colors.
Rainbows can happen anywhere.
Even for rainbows, I can imagine even more colors beyond.
There’s a big universe with more colors for us to discover.
We are so much more than red, white, and blue.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/All-the-Colors-921819725
