Videogame Review, Balloon Fight for the Nintendo Entertainment System (w/ Nintendo Switch Console)
Once upon a time, there was a cute little angel. He was a lovely little angel! And, one day, on a dark, stormy night, he decided to put balloons on his head and flap his arms into the heavens. He gathered bubbles and sparks to failure of a villainous tempest. Helium was a gift of the gods. Villains around the world knew about this cute little angel. So, they pumped their helmets of darkness with helium. The poor little angel was in trouble! He fought the helmets of darkness on a terrible night. There was no rain. And, the orange whale was hungry for balloon soldiers. Our poor little angel struggled against the lightning. His bright uniform became light to the dress of horrible sweetness. (Okay… is my “review” making you laugh? I will stop pretending to be serious. Balloon Fight is a great action game for the Nintendo Entertainment System and the program really shines on my Nintendo Switch.) Beware of the ocean. The angel can get his pants wet. Or, is he a bird? I don’t know. The balloon fighter is really scary. His eyes are as dark as coal. There’s a shaking rage within heliums of sanity. (Alex… shut the hell up!) (The controls are excellent. I get turbo and regular buttons. So, my Nintendo Switch wireless controller has a dramatic base of substance. TV video looks “swell” on High Definition format.) Over the sky he comes. He brings the fortune of holy inflation. The weight is never lost. He roams the earth of chances, looking for something to spill upon his brow of lame flight; for, where he arrives to it, he must depart of argon and constellations. He seeks for light under a happening frame. Other times, for these moments, air proves worthy to obstruct again into supernatural limbs. (ALEX!!! Do you realize how terrible this sounds? I don’t even like helium! Of course, Balloon Fight is about the eternal order of flight against silly, stupid enemies. Who even thinks of a balloon fight?! The hero is very much like an angel. He does really flap his arms. He has balloons on his head. And, the balloons can pop during his violent visit across the sky.) Globes of wind turn to destruction. He can pass away near the coast. But, the ocean enchants his favor. (Alex… are you really going to talk like that?) Yes. It’s to God for display of dark clouds burning of a poor angel’s light charge. He must touch charm into opening of grace closest to the firm moon. There’s no moon. But, the balloon fighter gains the courage of wild stupor. Balloons leak near visions of visions. (ALEX!!! This is a video game. You don’t need to scare little parents. The metaphors do not describe the action.) Ho! We go far to see of air into it. The balloon fighter will approach the clouds throughout every misfortune to humorous feet. Look at his legs! He runs from land and hides upon. To give years he has, there’s balloons rising from the vacuum of outrageous facility. He holds along. (Okay, Alex. Why are you talking this way in your review?) Because I am a comedian. I have philosophy and poetry. And, when I am a comedian, I make “old video games” seem funny with my text. (Well, your review does have an interesting point of view. Why do you “lose” your things?) I “lose things” for a reason. I don’t always know what my “things” are. Look, if liberals really want “new ideas”, they need to confirm judgement of decisions to make. Or else, they will oppose creative writing for no reason, and, they will be so fussy about every work of art that ever exists. Besides, the balloon fighter is a “stroke of dreams”. He will come to thunder with soundless force and fall into motion of nocturnal disorder. (ALEX! You… idiot. This review is awful.) Thank you. That’s why the game is fun. I “think” like this for the game. So, it’s doing something right.
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