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Thursday, November 30, 2023
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Wednesday, November 29, 2023
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Tuesday, November 28, 2023
Monday, November 27, 2023
Poem- “Santa Claus and His Successful Dieting Plan”
“Santa Claus and His Successful Dieting Plan”
Santa Claus.
Every year for Christmas, he was delivering toys to children and eating cookies.
The small little elves made toys for Santa and Santa was the delivery man.
For years, and years, and years, he was eating cookies and delivering toys.
And, then… on a dark, stormy night…
Santa Claus goes on a new diet with a new exercise and fitness plan.
From now on, with his new diet, he must do these things as follow:
Fire the elves.
Make his own toys all by himself.
Deliver the toys to the children all over the world.
And, stop eating cookies.
Yes, that’s right!
Santa Claus will stop eating cookies.
And, Santa Claus will even bake his own cookies for the children!
It will be a Happy, Jolly Christmas this year.
Soon, Santa goes to work…
For the next 10 years, Santa Claus goes on his diet and exercise and fitness plan.
Do you remember what I just said?
Well, now, Santa is a fitness fanatic.
He goes on a healthy diet and he does healthy exercise all year long.
Eventually, Santa Claus, after 10 years, becomes a healthy, muscular man at 220 pounds.
Nice body, huh?
Well, here’s the news I have for readers for the holidays…
Now, after 10 years, the Santa Claus diet has made a great impact on planet Earth.
Today, EVERYBODY ON EARTH IS FAT.
Nobody on Earth is skinny anymore.
That’s right!
EVERYBODY IS FAT.
THE WHOLE WORLD IS FAT.
And, today, the only “skinny guy” on Earth is… Santa Claus.
That’s right!
SANTA CLAUS IS THE ONLY SKINNY GUY LEFT ON PLANET EARTH.
Everybody else is fat.
But, everybody seems to be happy and jolly for the holidays.
And, this year, Santa Claus shouts with wonderful humor and yells,
“Ho Ho, Ho! Merry Christmas Everyone! And, A Heavy New Year!”
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Videogame Review, Divine Knockout for the Playstation 5 (PS5 Game)
Videogame Review, Divine Knockout for the Playstation 5 (PS5 Game)
Boundless action and senseless motion. The focus is just not possible under conflict.
“Thanks”, Sony. You’ve turned my classic Playstation controller into a pretzel.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Videogame-Review-Divine-Knockout-997640174
Sunday, November 26, 2023
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Friday, November 24, 2023
Movie Review, Toy Story (Original Movie)
Movie Review, Toy Story (Original Movie)
This is an excellent comedy.
However, please allow me to test my philosophy on you.
I will ask the questions here.
Here it goes:
Does a kid only exist for fun?
Does a kid only exist for pleasure?
Does a kid only exist for humor?
Does a kid only exist for excitement?
Does a kid only exist for entertainment?
Does a kid only exist for laughter?
Does a kid only exist for smiles?
Does a kid only exist for attractions?
Sometimes, a kid like that can seem like a pretty good person to be with.
However… as you will see in this movie…
When somebody “only exists for fun”, he probably has a dark purpose.
Beware of any “kid” like that.
Especially, if the kid only tortures people for fun, he is definitely a bully.
And, not only is he a bully, he is more than likely to be faithless.
Yes, that includes the bully who “only plays videogames for fun”.
That’s a very risky habit.
Videogames are not always made by happy programmers.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Movie-Review-Toy-Story-Original-Movie-996854640
Thursday, November 23, 2023
Videogame Review, Castlevania Legends for the Nintendo Game Boy (w/ Nintendo Switch Online)
Videogame Review, Castlevania Legends for the Nintendo Game Boy (w/ Nintendo Switch Online)
It’s playable to a notice of wild excitement.
However, if I was the Game Boy programmer, I would enhance physics, increase comfortable land, insert special weapons early, and de-claw impossible monsters.
(Ladies and gentlemen, I warn you. If you are not willing to decrease your arrogance, future programmers will make modern videogames harder and more difficult for “you” to play, but your children will believe that these extreme videogames are too offensive to be playable for “them”. And, not only will your children refuse to play “your” videogames, but your children will probably just quit playing videogames and just say, “I don’t like videogames.” If you do not want “your” children to say that, you need to believe my warning and drop the improper vibes.)
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Videogame-Review-Castlevania-Legends-996618461
Wednesday, November 22, 2023
Movie Review, The Great Race (Classic Movie, 1965)
Movie Review, The Great Race (Classic Movie, 1965)
It’s a great race. But, it’s not a great road.
Remember the Spanish phrase that says, camino real. In English it means, “oversize”.
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Tuesday, November 21, 2023
Videogame Review, Skiing for the Atari 2600
Videogame Review, Skiing for the Atari 2600
Gameplay is not substantial here. The sport is just rocking around a dummy tree.
Does Santa need to play the role of Tarzan this year?
Santa, Santa the brave man, big as he can be!
“Ho Ho HOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
Watch out for that tree.
Remember “George of the Jungle” by Weird Al? That comedy song was excellent. Instead of playing this Atari 2600 game, just listen to that song. You will laugh, I promise.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Videogame-Review-Skiing-for-the-Atari-2600-996243136
Poem- “How Nice of You”
“How Nice of You”
Truth is important.
If you do not agree with me, kick rocks.
But, we do need good judgement for a better quality of truth.
For example, a popular metaphor of truth says,
“2 + 2 = 4”
That’s correct.
This math is very logical and right.
But, for philosophy, it’s also… immature.
You know we have better math than that!
By the time Americans graduate high school, Trigonometry is a better truth.
Trigonometry says,
“Tangent = Opposite ÷ Adjacent”
You know math is not just numbers, right?
Math without language is like ice cream without degrees.
We really need it.
The language for Trigonometry is closer to the math of responsible truth.
Equations are more original for such definition.
“Tangent = Opposite ÷ Adjacent” has better philosophical judgement than,
“2 + 2 = 4”
From looking at the popular metaphor again, we don’t even know if any 2 is opposite.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/How-Nice-of-You-996113085
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