Poem- “Santa Claus and His Successful Dieting Plan”

“Santa Claus and His Successful Dieting Plan”

Santa Claus.

Every year for Christmas, he was delivering toys to children and eating cookies.

The small little elves made toys for Santa and Santa was the delivery man.

For years, and years, and years, he was eating cookies and delivering toys.

And, then… on a dark, stormy night…

Santa Claus goes on a new diet with a new exercise and fitness plan.

From now on, with his new diet, he must do these things as follow:

Fire the elves.

Make his own toys all by himself.

Deliver the toys to the children all over the world.

And, stop eating cookies.

Yes, that’s right!

Santa Claus will stop eating cookies.

And, Santa Claus will even bake his own cookies for the children!

It will be a Happy, Jolly Christmas this year.

Soon, Santa goes to work…

For the next 10 years, Santa Claus goes on his diet and exercise and fitness plan.

Do you remember what I just said?

Well, now, Santa is a fitness fanatic.

He goes on a healthy diet and he does healthy exercise all year long.

Eventually, Santa Claus, after 10 years, becomes a healthy, muscular man at 220 pounds.

Nice body, huh?

Well, here’s the news I have for readers for the holidays…

Now, after 10 years, the Santa Claus diet has made a great impact on planet Earth.

Today, EVERYBODY ON EARTH IS FAT.

Nobody on Earth is skinny anymore.

That’s right!

EVERYBODY IS FAT.

THE WHOLE WORLD IS FAT.

And, today, the only “skinny guy” on Earth is… Santa Claus.

That’s right!

SANTA CLAUS IS THE ONLY SKINNY GUY LEFT ON PLANET EARTH.

Everybody else is fat.

But, everybody seems to be happy and jolly for the holidays.

And, this year, Santa Claus shouts with wonderful humor and yells,

“Ho Ho, Ho! Merry Christmas Everyone! And, A Heavy New Year!”

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