“How to Lose Weight for Christmas Seasons”
Do not eat for entertainment, delight, and happiness.
Only eat for health, hunger, and survival.
Do you buy gifts for a fat guy?
Well, buy less “food” as gifts.
Buy toys, dolls, movies, music, cards, and paintings instead of food and drink.
A human does not eat paintings.
Just get occasional pleasures for food and drink for the holidays.
Have a variety of small treats for the greatest experience of junk food.
Never eat a large treat.
If you eat a large treat, you will probably wish for another treat to wash it out.
Keep limits of new taste.
When you get junk food, get junk food you enjoy.
Do not get junk food you do not enjoy.
If you eat junk food you do not enjoy, you will eat more junk food you enjoy.
If you reject junk food you do not enjoy, you don’t gain weight for hate.
Get smaller sizes.
Get smaller cups.
Get smaller spoons.
Get smaller forks.
Get smaller plates.
Get smaller knives.
Get smaller shirts.
Get smaller pants.
Get smaller hats.
Get smaller stockings.
Get smaller decorations.
Get smaller candles.
Get smaller bottles.
Get smaller cans.
Get smaller wrappers.
Get smaller bags:
If you make holidays smaller, you also get smaller in body weight.
Only buy a meal.
Describe a combination.
Have security for nutrition and life.
Tell Santa to lose weight for Christmas.
Don’t give Santa cookies.
Give “Santa” a few cherries.
A woman is only beautiful if she is healthy.
If a woman is big and fat, she can only be sick and ugly.
That’s because obese people are only sick and ugly.
Obese people are never beautiful.
If you tell a fat woman she’s beautiful, she will think she’s “healthy” by mistake.
Romance should not be a heart disease.
Do not eat Earth.
By that, I mean, do not eat everything that’s out there.
Leave most people alone.
Do not make friends with idiots, including idiots who “think” with bad books.
Happy Holidays!
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