Note: I’ve found this Spanish-speaking “gentleman”. In this video, he’s a little bit twisted and uses bad words sparingly. Sorry about this, but all the English speakers I watched on YouTube for UNO Rabbids were too vulgar on video-experiencing palate. Hope you enjoy!
Videogame Review, UNO Rabbids for the PS4
Imagine an artist who doesn’t really have anything to show and expects you to pay for nothing. With UNO Rabbids there’s plungers and bathroom tissue in the playing field and almost nothing else in decoration, me left with cards of some kind of human-like rabbit in get-out gear and taunts for pretending. Something is amiss here. Everything is given from what’s not really anything at all, lol. Besides, so many people in real life aren’t going to pay someone for something they can do, so there’s so much in this Rabbids theme not to bother with on UNO. UNO and all of its themes on the PS4 combine into tasteless presentation because the new visuals in it are gross and pointless and the ordinary visuals in it are plain sad. Could someone like Ubisoft ever hope of getting into a critic’s list of fine art with such exaggerations and simplicities? Maybe if there’d be enough decoration to count let alone stories to cherish. But I’m not going to remember plungers and bathroom tissue, nor will anybody else. The bathroom visuals look plain, dull, and uninteresting. Look, in real life I can order nice plungers from telemarketer magazines sent in the mail and I’ll find bathroom tools in vivid styles and material worth, so readers can’t see why there can be so much art in normal bathroom equipment unless they’re mistaken perhaps. And honestly when it comes to bathroom equipment I just set them in the lavatory and give them space: no hassles, no taunts, no alien behavior. Rabbids are these human-like bunnies who can’t wait to jump on the toilet and their excitement is unreasonable. Usually I just leave my plungers and bathroom tissue alone until needed and even when needed I deserve privacy and don’t advertise about it in public. Here, I’m not intending to be gross. I’m just telling Ubisoft that there’s no point in having some kind of celebration over something that should be kept private, like using the bathroom or cleaning the closet or folding the clothes or making the bed, but there’s only bathroom language in UNO Rabbids and I get sick of the joke in less than a second. A guy who’s only into bathroom stuff is not going to likely pay somebody else for having the same hobby. Guys out there know this. We can’t charge people money for every, single, little thing we do. Wouldn’t it be better to watch “Beavis and Butt-Head Do America” for the same amount of money? There’s decoration, wisdom, and great vision in that 90’s film! So believe me when I say there’s no point in playing an UNO game like this where zero is creative and hardly anything matches to real art.
https://youtu.be/c8GIZJEc0zc
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