Videogame Review, Donkey Kong for the Nintendo Gameboy (w/ Gameboy Advance and Worm Light)

Videogame Review, Donkey Kong for the Nintendo Gameboy (w/ Gameboy Advance and Worm Light)

There are video games which are actually partly movies.  Donkey Kong is one of those games since there’s scene after scene in Mario’s trial and error against the clock where Donkey Kong, the raging monkey, is just teasing and angry while going with his girl.  We have to remember that Donkey Kong is a mad gorilla and Mario’s girlfriend is a human; the pair doesn’t match, because the gorilla could easily harm and kill Mario’s girlfriend due to his temper and animal instinct.  I once saw a news report on TV about a boy who climbed into a gorilla’s territory at the zoo and got yanked and pulled by the gorilla’s fury and grasp; zoo keepers eventually had to just kill the gorilla with a gun so they could rescue the kid, who was frightened to say the least.  Well, my dear liberals, what can we learn today from my report on a news program in my Bakersfield area?  ANIMALS AND HUMANS AREN’T EQUAL!!!  Lol, sorry.  But I have to get that out of my chest.  Animals and humans aren’t equal.  However, each animal has its levels of importance just like humans do.  But Donkey Kong is a very serious threat to the fine, young-looking woman.  Like the gorilla mentioned for that news story, DK (Donkey Kong) can’t be approached: he can’t be reasoned with, he can’t be talked to, he can’t have a chat, and so on.  Mario actually “dies” when he approaches DK; he’s yanked by the head and tossed onto the concrete, thus breaking his neck and back all at once.  That could’ve happened to this poor kid at the zoo!  Animals don’t have human understanding; human understanding comes from these diseased primates called “humans” according to the basic, professional crew of psychology.  So why do we see cartoons and animated movies where animals are given human understanding amongst each other?  These works of art are HUMAN creations.  None of the animals made those cartoons.  Humans from time to time basically lie in the form of entertainment and have animals in cartoons and animated movies talk.  Not to mention the cartoons are usually unrealistic, exaggerated, and humorously false.  Donkey Kong is a Gameboy game which provides us with animated features: ladybugs bigger than rocks, spiders hairier than poodles, monkeys sillier than Santa’s elves, floating hearts in thin air, a gorilla operating human machinery, Mario dying over and over again and again and again coming back to life… who would think all this is real?  I’m a Democrat and talk to people about this all the time.  There’s a lot of enjoyment to be had with cartoons and animated movies; nonetheless, TV is only part of nature.  The rest of nature is outside.  When Donkey Kong hugs Mario in the Gameboy game at the end and has a crooked, jaded smile like the cat’s in the Alice in Wonderland series, we should know that everything isn’t real in the work of art.  As Robert De Maria says in my creative writing handbook-  “Art isn’t life.  It’s about life.”