"Elastigirl and the Sewing Machine"

Here's a joke I have on Elastigirl from the Incredibles series.  Hope you enjoy!

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"Elastigirl and the Sewing Machine"

Elastigirl heads to a sewing machine on some counter near her bed to sew fabric onto Violet’s pair of jeans.  The master bedroom of the Incredibles is full of sunlight; it’s a bright, fresh day for a start at her task.  She’s coming to the table in her civilian clothes just to be sure.  After sitting down on the left edge of her bed she turns on the sewing machine as it roars to life, but the fabric is nowhere to be found.  “Violet!  Where’s the fabric for your school ball?”  No answer.  Helen Parr appears to be distracted from all the quiet around the house and goes searching for fabric under the whirring machine which just recently has come to life.  Fabric can’t be found anywhere.  Helen has a gasp of surprise on all this before giving up and dialing the machine into the off position.  But, although she’s not aware of this, the off position on the sewing machine’s lever deactivates in a kind of static brought in by Elastigirl and the machine comes out with a mighty roar of its own, catching her finger during the running and chaotic maintenance suddenly overlapping on cue to the jeans’ stretched cloth material.  “Gah!”  She tries to turn off the sewing machine, but it’s too late.  The sewing machine starts sewing Violet’s pair of jeans like crazy and pulls Elastigirl under the needle.  Bit by bit, she gets sewn onto the jeans.  Pin-marks appear all over her body as she gets sewn onto the jeans like fabric herself.  Each second passes as Helen slowly gets sucked into the sewing machine and she lets out a cry:  “Honey, come here quick!”  Eventually the jeans are finished being sewn; what’s now left is Violet’s pair of jeans and a white-and-blue fabric is laid over the left hip-side, marking territory at Elastigirl’s doom for the school ball.  Violet comes into the master bedroom.  “Mom!  Now where can she be?”  Helen’s daughter makes a discovery near the sewing machine- a brand new pair of jeans with what she believes to be her favorite fabric for tonight’s ball.  “This is perfect!  Jake will not be disappointed.”  She scurries off with the jeans, excited to be the young girl that she is while Helen just moans quietly in her sleep on the dancing get-out.