“Candy”
A village was haunted by this man named Candy Tucker. He roamed in the hillsides with a bag full of sandwiches; on different evenings, he invaded homes and fed residents until the police showed up. Tucker would feed the police, too. One Monday, a babysitter rested in Larry’s house and groaned from all this hunger running through her veins. That was when suddenly Candy Tucker walked into the living room with a cool, relaxed face under a horrible mask made of leather and plastic. She screamed. Yet, Tucker was in no hurry. A man like this in janitor clothes needed no introduction because the whole village was singing about him: “La, la la. La, la la. It’s Candy Tucker!” Children were sleeping in Larry’s house that night. Mary, the babysitter, ran down the hall after being fed pork and beans and started yelling, “Help, help, he’s feeding me and I’m not hungry!” You must understand that Candy Tucker was a serious villain; in just one instance, he could bribe the police with donuts and have them go their merry way. Superman never landed on a cactus and lived. Nobody could touch Tucker. Candy experienced a terrible life as a kid and wished for revenge on people who said they weren’t hungry. “Mary! You must eat!” “Never! Never, never!” Mary went downtown beyond just launching herself into the woods near Larry’s place. He followed her. Eventually, she stopped from sheer exhaustion, and, while she was down on the city hall steps huffing and puffing, Tucker arrived at her spot. He took out a taco, he fed it to her; he took out a drumstick, he fed it to her; he took out anchovy pizza, he fed it to her. For what seemed to be the entire night for the love birds he continued feeding her and feeding her and feeding her. She became very, very fat. Then Mary got an idea. She grabbed a bucket of water and poured out its contents onto Tucker. He began to melt. “Help! I’m melting!” Soon Candy Tucker was nothing more than a puddle of goo. The whole city council met Mary at the steps, awarded her a silver medal, and congratulated her for saving the village from any more harm done from unhealthy foods. Larry’s house was filled with celebration. The whole village roared with laughter from their visits to Candy Tucker’s goo and lived happily ever after. THE END
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