“Cooking”
Walk into the bathroom.
Grab your brush from a clean, usable bowl.
Add moisture to the bristles under cold running water.
Then, add a 1-inch strip of toothpaste to your brush.
Brush your teeth for 1 or 2 minutes.
Spit out the waste.
Reduce your chances of swallowing the toothpaste.
Next, grab a big, giant bottle of mouthwash.
Pour 2 teaspoons in its cup; rinse, gurgle, and spit out.
Let the mouthwash do its work for a minute.
Don’t eat anything for at least 30 minutes after gurgling and spitting out.
If you have followed the instructions carefully, congratulations!
You’re now an official cook.
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