Arcade Machine Review, Street Fighter 2

Arcade Machine Review, Street Fighter 2

Ninja is not “toony” like this game is. I’m over this. Play it for real or go home.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Arcade-Machine-Review-Street-Fighter-2-955934629

Poem- “Budget”

“Budget”

A budget means improvement with healthy food, good shelter, and peace.

A “budget” does not mean neglect with low food, poor shelter, and disorder.

The 1st sentence describes budgeting.

The 2nd sentence describes poverty.

Do not mix these natures up or the politics will only be undone with error.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Budget-955624654

Videogame Review, “Devilish” for the Sega Genesis 3 (w/ Small High Definition TV)

 

Videogame Review, “Devilish” for the Sega Genesis 3 (w/ Small High Definition TV)

“Devilish” for the Sega Genesis 3 is just like “Persona 5 Strikers” for the Playstation 4. Fortunately, we have something from the past to compare to the future. The game is very mild, irrational, and sweet. But, I’m not very scared. For a game called “Devilish”, strong fear is a requirement, but I just don’t feel it. Controls are easy to overuse. Difficulty will take it down a notch the longer the pinball soars against gravestones and wicked dummies. At least, the wicked dummies are memorable and easy to appreciate for a laugh. I was just expecting “tight” gameplay. Instead, the general gameplay feels loose. My pinball can almost fly away. The bosses are dull and erratic. My Sega Genesis 3 console is brand new. I got it from eBay. Very cheap, very affordable. “Devilish” and “Persona 5 Strikers” both have impressive artwork. Of course, I can get impressive artwork from non-videogames. Videogames require gameplay and challenge. It’s a big difference. Both games get more and more sloppy the longer I play these video games. My Sega Genesis 3 gaming console runs on my small high definition TV with some problems. For one thing, “Devilish” has excellent moments of music here and there, but there’s a “buzzing” sound during silent moments of gameplay. “Devilish” cannot play music all the time. And, the Sega Genesis 3 has similar sound effects to “Frogger” for the Atari 5200. It can get very quiet, or, it can get very loud, even when there’s no music playing. Horror, drama, and fantasy allow me to view very powerful backgrounds of eye candy on my TV. Then again, TV is TV. Oh, and, the “Surround Sound” TV effect is a bad idea for the Sega Genesis 3. I put the TV volume on “Standard” and turn up the TV volume a little higher for best 16-bit audio. It’s fascinating how nice my Sega Genesis 3 looks on my dresser furniture. I’m using my dresser furniture for the Sega Genesis 3 in a corner with my small high definition TV. You can see “purple wall” in my photo. I have pink walls and purple walls in my condo. My house decoration is a nice touch. I’m still organizing for Spring Cleaning Season. Gameplay in “Devilish” gets tiresome after a while. The PONG-like controls are rather brilliant. And, yet, there’s overabundance from the stage levels. I think “Devilish” has too many stages and too many levels. The game is just not all that complicated in a deep sense of the term. My pinball can almost devour the gravestones like small aspirin pills. The game gets easy and “Devilish” only seems challenging when I forget something about the programming construction. Do you love “Persona 5 Strikers” on the Playstation 4? If you do, give “Devilish” a chance. There’s some meaning to work without so much meaning around it. Basically, and, logically, “Persona 5 Strikers” does “look” better, but the gameplay is really exactly the same. The gameplay gets sloppy and bizarre. And, with ignorance, I might only enjoy the ride for the doubt of any challenge.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-Devilish-for-the-Sega-Genesis-3-955518799

Poem- “Californian Mountaineers”

“Californian Mountaineers”

They walk along height of social confusion.

Maybe a nice broom hangs from a basket of cat food.

Who knows?

But, Californian mountaineers are vagabonds, with or without residence.

Cooking is usually their disfavor of nutrition.

However milk sits inside a morning bowl is beyond our favorite questions.

We talk on and on while the sun bakes a cloud upon impressive horizon.

A moon can suddenly appear “gone” for limited science.

I walk with a Californian mountaineer from time to time.

Sometimes, he or she speaks German.

Sometimes, he or she speaks Chinese.

Sometimes, he or she speaks one of so many foreign languages in my state.

For general manner of interest, a politic strikes common sense.

Logic becomes a destination for their emotional struggle.

He probably goes to church for donuts and coffee.

He doubts evolution; he doubts religion.

At first, he shows off with his personal country style of humor.

When I mention Theology to him, he says,

“What is that?”

When I mention the word “enchantment” to him, he says,

“That’s not a word.”

When I mention God to her in a low whisper, she covers her ears and says,

“I’m walking over to the birthday cards and getting out of quiet moments.”

Californian mountaineers walk on hard streets to drift for polite worry.

Manners are partial and subtle in certain areas.

She can stay in a marketing plaza and beg for tamales.

She may be crying with the hope of normal rest at the Silver Star hotel.

Homeless people may still need to work for a living.

A Californian mountaineer’s kitchen can be so empty with little cereal.

He or she will have “a banana a day” and know nothing about vitamins.

Every chat, every text, every social media post sounds like hungry beard.

Their computers are getting old and there’s all these wrappers in their cars.

My list of friends includes some Californian mountaineers to this day.

A mountaineer can just live in a giant vehicle with affordable camp.

He or she is more likely to “hear” and less likely to “see” my words.

Philosophy with these friends will influence their nerves to positive doubt.

Wear and tear is not in their interest; complaining and joking are their habits.

Often, Californian mountaineers are vintages from primitive cowboy sanity.

An old man will suddenly spark to his children with joy about “heaps of love”.

In the modern age, these people are not likely to be farmers at all.

And, yet, “gardening” and “yard” make up almost half of their vocabulary.

Cable TV is too much money and satellite TV is just the thing.

A neighbor of mine can get damaged skin from a normal shower.

My mom needed so many vitamins and limited trips to soap and lotion.

The sun in California will cause questionable raisin products.

Of course, the Californian mountaineers mostly never do anything extreme.

But they are so, so curious.

A young stranger can walk into a burger restaurant and suddenly visit me.

He will probably sell a big bag of Japanese food to me at the coffeehouse.

He may even hold my hand while sitting with me at a bench.

I may need to let him go.

A lady grows up and gets more yoga and covers her breathing exercise.

She will ask me for potato chips and wait near an unpopular gas station.

Almost nobody pays attention to the glass soda bottles at a Hollywood deli.

In California, a normal millionaire’s house is not much better than my condo.

California is full of so much sand, rocks, and weeds here and there.

Do vagabonds ever get thirsty in their pedestrian music playing?

It’s hard to tell.

Literacy is a constant mirror upon their boring gloom.

And, yet, they are really charming to the point of laughter and criticism.

Californian mountaineers are reasonable guests and honorable consumers.

They actually enjoy playing the worst video games in history of gaming.

Respect, kindness, and sarcasm are their fortunes of light.

I get along with them; they get along with me.

So, with my residence of interest, I hope to reach their hearts.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Californian-Mountaineers-955235433

Movie Review, Dumbo (Classic Movie, Original)

Movie Review, Dumbo (Classic Movie, Original)

Critics will love eating rotten tomatoes. Maybe you should kiss them. I don’t know.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Movie-Review-Dumbo-Classic-Movie-Original-954950951

April Fools’ Day Videogame Review, Mario Railroad for the Sega Bluejay Gaming Console

April Fools’ Day Videogame Review, Mario Railroad for the Sega Bluejay Gaming Console

Well, Nintendo is keeping in step with the seasons for year 2063. Look, a new Mario game! The Mario Kart series ended 22 years ago this last October in honor of Christmas Halloween. Now, with our modern technology, we can play with railroads and boxcar trains. Mario Railroad has been a very, very successful hit for Sega’s brand new Bluejay gaming console. The Sega Bluejay gaming console is available for only 99 cents. I don’t know about you. That’s cheap! Sega’s Bluejay gaming console will be available at your local communist market in the New States of Hollywood. Gamers and players need travel tickets by airplane to reach the country of California and look for the best options of glow-in-the-dark donkeys and honey bears. Now, Mario Railroad is a very long game! From my reviewing experience, the game takes me 1,000 seconds to complete in full gameplay. That’s right! 1,000 seconds! And, it’s a very inexpensive way of seeing Mario drive a train on Princess Luigi’s local railroad system. (You know my review is a fake satire, right?) Donkey Kong sells junk food and Toad repairs cowboy robots. It’s really exciting! With Sega’s Beat controller, you have 20 joysticks for control of Mario’s railroad progress. You can save Mario’s progress by stomping your feet with Sega’s Beat controller. The Beat controller from Sega allows me to change the shapes of my buttons with a funny country voice. Some buttons are greasy; some buttons are stringy; and, some buttons are made of Arabic gum. I really love Sega’s Beat controller. I use 4 joysticks for acceleration, 7 joysticks for battle, 3 joysticks for exhaust pipes, and 6 joysticks for cowboy tools. Oh, and, with Sega’s Beat controller, my device is complete with up to 374 buttons. That’s right! My controller has 374 buttons! Can the Playstation Algebra gaming console do that?! The Playstation Algebra gaming console has no buttons and no joysticks. But, the Playstation Algebra uses a dark helmet controller with some kind of weird “heavy breathing” function. Anyways, back to the Sega Bluejay gaming console. Mario Railroad takes a long time to finish. 1,000 seconds! (Get it? Ha ha.) So, after taking cactus milkshakes, I was able to launch Bowser to the moon with only small groups of sumo princesses. Mario needs to deliver the sumo princesses to the nearest Fat Banana restaurant and save Toad’s jellyfish ranch from the evil hands of Dr. Pepper. Mario Railroad is brought to you by Dr. Pepper. Dr. Pepper is in Sega’s advertising on local UFOs. (What? Does Mario need a mushroom to grow up? That’s a plumbing cliche. So abstract and nonsense.) Sega’s Beat controller also includes Nintendo’s latest book on nuclear pet shops in Mario Railroad’s upcoming sequel next year. Mario Railroad Flight will be available next year on Easter Monster Celebration. For a limited time, you can visit Microsoft’s chocolate buffet restaurant and pick up a copy of Atari’s pogo stick controller for the Sega Bluejay gaming console. I love this game! You can only play Sega’s Beat controller by sharing it with 2 gamers or players. Gameplay with Sega’s Beat controller requires 3 gamers. 3 gamers hold Sega’s Beat controller. And, if you finish Mario Railroad in less than 500 years, you will get free chocolate at Microsoft’s chocolate buffet restaurant. Parking at the chocolate buffet restaurant costs only $2,478 in the New States of Hollywood, located on Okay Street in Sacramenta Arcade Void.

Oh, okay. In case you don’t know…

April Fool!

My video game review is fake. It’s a parody, satire, and comedy. I hope you enjoy it.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/April-Fools-Day-Videogame-Review-Mario-Railroad-954666569

Poem- “Nutrition and Common Sense”

“Nutrition and Common Sense”

You need science.

You need nutrition.

You need a healthy diet.

Especially, you need enough philosophy and religion.

Eat healthy.

But, especially, you need science.

Have science in your language and express science for your diet.

Be careful with common sense.

Common sense is a mixture of ignorance and fashion.

For dieting science and nutrition, avoid these obvious public comments:

“Eat your food.”

“Eat it.”

“Eat it now.”

“Now eat it.”

“Eat something quick!”

“Just eat your food and shut up.”

“Be nice.”

“Hurry up.”

“It’s just food, who cares?”

“We just do.”

“Give me my food.”

“Order your food or we’re going.”

“Eat good food and get plenty of exercise.”

“This is yummy!”

“I’m ordering my food.”

“I’m getting food.”

“I’m giving you food.”

“Do you like your food?”

“We love the food!”

“The food is so good.”

“The food is delicious.”

“We’re cooking food.”

“We’re bringing food over to our place.”

“We prepare your food the proper way.”

“Tell us what you think about our food.”

“Eat healthy food.”

“Look for food near us.”

“How much food do we need?”

“Look at all this food.”

“Get the food on your plate.”

“Did you have enough food?”

“You love food.”

“What is your favorite food?”

“Do not play with your food.”

“We’re looking for food at the gas station.”

“Your food is so wonderful here!”

“Bring the food.”

“Get your food.”

“Get your food right here.”

“Pick up your food.”

“Take the food.”

“Excuse me.”

“Your food is ready.”

“Have a drink.”

“Time to eat!”

Obvious public comments about “food” are not nutrition facts.

There’s no science in these obvious public comments.

Every quote only contains common sense.

There’s common sense, but no science.

None of these comments are science.

If there’s no science, there’s no nutrition.

If there’s no nutrition, there’s no diet.

Avoid this common language.

You need science.

You need nutrition.

So, you must develop exact language of nutrition and doubt common sense.

Nutrition works for a diet.

Science works for a diet.

Common sense is not very educational, so be careful with it.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Nutrition-and-Common-Sense-954376228

Poem- “The Close Bookman”

“The Close Bookman”

Oh, yes.

There’s always a grumpy poet.

You probably know this guy.

Maybe he’s a frequent performer; maybe he’s your basic teacher.

He reads a lot of literature.

He reads very useful information on the internet.

From casual reading, he gets very, very stormy.

After reading, he walks away to a lonely field of nature in denial.

Emotions get the better of him and he easily loses confidence.

Soon he writes crabby, excruciating verse in the privacy of his heart.

Maybe he will lecture to a small, selective audience for his gloomy conditions.

He becomes one of those raw, plain teachers who stretch lessons like poor gum.

You can see the fire in his eyes; if you look away, his vision will burn.

He just does not enjoy his own language of poetry.

And, he will just be so tuneless until he loses faith in his own words.

The poet goes on, without wisdom, to criticize his own grammar and language.

Sure, he does speak English, perhaps.

But, if you give him the chance, he will cause misfortune of low vocabulary.

He stands alone on the hill with his precious, sheepish audience.

He huffs, and he puffs, and he blows his vocabulary down.

The poet fails to enjoy his own language for the skill of acting and performance.

Usually, this poet is likely to be a man, a very strong, uppity man.

Thoughts are racing in his mind like moths under a broken lamp.

Reading his poetry with laughter and happiness would just be insanity.

Over the years, I have seen thousands of commonplace poets of this sort.

He, or she, never observes any confidence in his own grammar and words.

To the cheeky poet, a library is fatal jeopardy for enjoyment of literature.

The poet is a self-defeating critic of his own field of artistic creativity.

Usually, he only pretends to have interest in religion and wants an easy way out.

He can’t handle his own language and wishes to have nothing for his language.

The poet’s feelings are too crazy for somebody’s attention.

Praising his work would be a misleading obsession with mystery and fantasy.

Serious poets should not even consider this kind of writer.

Yes, he is a poet, but he hates his job.

He only learns the English language in neglect.

And, he teaches his audience to experience just as much scorn and misery.

He does not respect our social media and nice people.

So, here’s my solution for him:

If he does not enjoy his job and do it well, he should quit and leave us alone.

Poetry will be a great world of literature without his cold heart.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/The-Close-Bookman-954118345

Gaming Controller Review, X-Plorer Controller (Xbox 360, Classic Videogames)

 

Gaming Controller Review, X-Plorer Controller (Xbox 360, Classic Videogames)

The fastening limit can shut out delicacy of instructions for any downloadable warp.

It’s only so ergonomic with a “twist” for gentle noise.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Guitar-Hero-Controller-953962567

Joke- “MLP Rumors”

“MLP Rumors”

Yes, people, the rumors are true!

Princess Twilight is a snail.

Rarity is a skunk.

Applejack is a moose.

Rainbow Dash is a lizard.

Fluttershy is a wolverine.

Pinkie Pie is a jellyfish.

Spike is an octopus.

Celestia is a grasshopper.

Luna is a penguin.

Every “pony” can become a shapeshifter and turn gold into chocolate.

Thank you, thank you.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/MLP-Rumors-953825835

Song Review, “We Are the Champions” (Classic Rock, Queen)

Song Review, “We Are the Champions” (Classic Rock, Queen)

Resounding, courageous, and naive. When I strike the domino, novel verse expands:

We are the lions, my egos

And we’ll keep on roaring to the land

We are the lions

We are the lions

No time for chickens

‘Cause we are the lions of the Earth

Baseball stadiums, I have fear. But the oldie is possible for a Lion King movie.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Song-Review-We-Are-the-Champions-953816812

Poem- “Love and Homework”

“Love and Homework”

You need to do your homework.

But, here’s the catch:

You need to LOVE your homework.

You need to “love” the homework you do.

Do not get careless about it.

Do not even be mindless about it.

Care about the homework, if you please.

A philosopher loves his homework.

A workaholic just does his homework.

There is a big difference.

If you love the homework, you are a philosopher.

If you just do it for a grade, you are a workaholic.

Do not avoid love in school.

You should care about the teacher, the class, and the important subject.

When this is not possible, you are probably in the wrong location.

But, it could just be you, not the homework.

Who are you?

You should do your homework; however, never forget who you are.

Love should be flowing in your heart.

Draw your heart on a piece of paper.

Write about your heart in a test.

Experience the effects of science for your heart.

Submit your homework with a heart of love.

When you just do it for information, that is always a failure.

A philosopher never dislikes his homework.

Homework requires love; a home requires love.

You need to work.

But, do not lose your heart.

Everyone will notice if your heart is missing.

A school is also teaching goodness, not just knowledge.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Love-and-Homework-953663639

Comedy Show Review, South Park (TV Show)

Comedy Show Review, South Park (TV Show)

It’s a pseudo comedy, not a comedy. The fans always laugh without making a joke.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Comedy-Show-Review-South-Park-TV-Show-953539665

Videogame Review, Sonic Adventure for the Sega Dreamcast (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Videogame Review, Sonic Adventure for the Sega Dreamcast (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Contest is mild and pressure is rough- with this busting zoo, distraction rolls it up.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-Sonic-Adventure-for-the-Sega-Dreamcast-953097747

Poem- “As Life”

“As Life”

Do not lose yourself.

Keep up with identity and manage residence upon it.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/As-Life-952789630

Poem- “Painting and Understanding”

“Painting and Understanding”

You understand the painting with your mind, not with your head.

Description for art comes from mindful language.

The viewer’s head is just for a scan.

Philosophy is less technical and more significant.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Painting-and-Understanding-952646555

Comedy Show Review, Family Guy (TV Show)

Comedy Show Review, Family Guy (TV Show)

They “create” rules by disobedience. Impossible. There’s no such thing as vicious politics.

Ha ha, I guess.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Comedy-Show-Review-Family-Guy-TV-Show-952084792

Videogame Review, Video Pinball for the Atari 2600 (w/ New “Modern” Atari VCS)

Videogame Review, Video Pinball for the Atari 2600 (w/ New “Modern” Atari VCS)

Wild resolution is mirth to so little fault, however despicable. It exhausts a clean part.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-Video-Pinball-w-New-Modern-Atari-VCS-952047332