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Tuesday, May 31, 2022

Videogame Review, Baseball for the Nintendo Entertainment System (w/ Nintendo Switch)

Videogame Review, Baseball for the Nintendo Entertainment System (w/ Nintendo Switch)


The Nintendo Switch gives a “classic” game a push for high definition.  Overall, Baseball looks the best on my Nintendo Switch.  Baseball on the Nintendo Entertainment System is rough; Baseball on the Nintendo Switch is cute.  I know.  Male readers will be giving my review a funny look.  But, it’s true.  My “old” TV is small, fuzzy, and rough around the edges.  Nintendo Switch runs on modern TV.  Modern TV is bigger, wider, and brighter.  “Old” TV is Standard Definition, or, the “old” vision for Nintendo Entertainment System.  I’m playing the “classic” game on my Nintendo Switch and seeing a big difference.  Look at the baseball players.  You can “see it” in their eyes and feel their bats blow.  The outfield is pretty lame; however, Baseball was Nintendo’s best work for baseball for some years.  When playing Baseball on my “old” TV with original NES equipment I notice that the baseball program was originally more realistic with small hints of 3D.  The “old” TV was showing me a baseball program with more aggressive-looking guys on the playing field.  Originally, Baseball was a powerful form for Standard Definition and was increasing highlights of arcade gameplay.  At times, the arcade gameplay exceeds expectations; at other times, I’m wondering what the baseball players are fooling around for.  It depends on my touch for the family computer system.  Sometimes it feels like I need to control the baseball players when Baseball is supposed to control the baseball players for me; so, the “input” and “output” of gameplay and video can feel disconnected or too sweet to be accurate.  Ergonomics for Baseball are only high quality when I’m absolutely carefree about outfield and base-running madness.  To be fair, the Nintendo Wii (“modern” Wii console) was struggling to load the very same issue of input and output with fun baseball games.  The Nintendo Wii has better graphics; however, the context gets very much the same.  “Angels” in the stadium can just be goofy and pointless to laugh against.  It depends on specific circumstances with arcade gameplay that change off and on at a rapid vision of exaggeration.  Baseball was Nintendo’s realistic 3D baseball game in the past.  Now, Nintendo does not advertise 3D realism for Baseball on the Nintendo Switch.  Feelings and emotions for programming change over the years due to evolution.  The game is fun while it lasts.  What makes Baseball like the arcade?  Well, the computer opponent is very, very challenging and difficult.  My baseball matches often have lack of similar balances for the points.  This is an important increase of arcade aggression; however, Baseball today would contradict Nintendo’s intention for family-fun games.  Wii Sports for the Nintendo Wii gaming console has a much, much easier baseball game and the difficulty for this Wii game only increases with the player, not against the player.  Wii Sports was about relaxation with improvement.  On the other hand, Baseball is right in your face with extreme measures of chance.  So, this means, the Nintendo Wii has higher extensions of baseball than the Nintendo Entertainment System, even if Baseball and Wii Sports share context of meaning with lame handling of the ball.  Baseball is best to be played on the Nintendo Switch.  The high definition TV really proves the mark with brilliance; although, the Nintendo Switch portable mode is dull and quiet.  Baseball has more nostalgia on Standard Definition; however, the “classic” game is best for remastering high definition history of video games.




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Baseball-NES-and-Nintendo-Switch-917873530

Poem- “What a Delightful Mistake”

“What a Delightful Mistake”


A word like “coverage” is not in the Bill of Rights.

Open identity without security is the cause of bullying.

Rumor is silly coverage of mistake.

Itinerary can’t provide us with all the details.

Parts of the Bible just have itinerary, not story.

War is a smash hit for the bully.

My sleep doesn’t always overnight.

Giveaways are hidden costs and secret prices.

Prejudice is a frozen bridge to escape.

Most superlatives taste horrible.

Racism is a broken transport of madness.

Superman gets expandable with the power of masculine flight.

Faith serves a poor excuse for conflict.

“It’s a wrap.”

Well, it’s not a burrito.

Beethoven lost his hearing from a sound bath for his career.

In other words, he was listening to too much music.

Remember the sensuous curves from our past.

The yellow brick road may not always be fiction.

Every sport involves the aspiring retirement of chances.

My platitude adjustment is chaotic.

“Life without pain” is a lie.

A purple majesty is too fat for me.

Don’t let fashionistas arrest you with entertainment.

When you hit the sand, gods disturb.

Freedom involves drainage and coverage.

Video cameras aren’t weight scales.

Please remove any vocabulary with gingerly exaggeration.

Never leave truth keyless for unknowing interest.

Fast food becomes something like extreme service for rare occasions.

A price tag with theory of additional charge is a discount.

The arrogant man can feel; however, his “love” is torrid.

A car is a drivetrain.

My cellphone reveals a clock face without moving hands.

The universe isn’t limited; however, we have limited natural resources.

Who is afraid of the neon clown?

The vulgar get really inventive with junk food.

A liar never finds his escape.

He just paints the invisible man and says you “see” him.

Beware of a conservative’s heritage of stillness with faith.

He can end up like Moses.

I won’t arrange a pickup of my poem with the non-reader.

Better options are necessary if the basic needs are inferior.

Fast sleep hurts dreaming.

Avid reading is a bad habit for most people and is never philosophy.

Fashion is a source of new threats and new pleasures.

Protest art made of trash is unethical.

A trek is for hiking on a mountain, not for walking in your kitchen.

The most common side effects are not important for discussion.

Unless, of course, common side effects are painful and deadly.

Homeless people are starving browsers who can irritate travel.

A real dog is not always a good dog.

Pedestrians issue footedness of traffic with caution under dirty wind.

Color is hardly information; look for words instead.

Strangers aren’t going to come in with $100,000 dollars to save a magazine.

If the magazine business can’t make a profit, they go “belly up” and vanish.

Touch can be less social and more dark.

The nerve endings of slang disturb me.

Beware of the evil kangaroo and any scientist who loves it.

Electronic skin is a kind of flesh.

If you want a new toy, feel the neck of a giraffe.

(At least the phantom can feel his butt.)

My natural sensors in the head get weak and dull.

From what I’ve seen in my neighbors, autism is a unique mobility.

Old computers do not touch; just humans touch them.

Criminals can touch you.

So, touch can be harmful.

Petroleum production is a cliche in Kern county.

The New Testament gives a suggestion about community voices.

Democrats really enjoy larger numbers.

Every boxer needs a double punch.

Public anger is yet to be individualism.

The political backdrop begins of cover within.

I need my mental reservation for proper design of thought.

Philosophy is not a guessing game with learning disorder.

Most Democrats do not have blue feet.

“Red dogs” are not red dogs.

Do I have feathers in your egg?

Man doesn’t “make” a garden; man borrows gardening.

Democrats have long bills for money.

However, Republicans try ripping apart long bills.

A pretty flower is disgusting with my sweet tooth.

A baby never looks like the parent.

My breath will never disappear, for the soul is everlasting.

A word like “fun” does not usually come from a bird’s mouth.

Stray cats in my neighborhood are not ocelots from the wilderness.

The obsolete jewel box smells like rotten milk from a hanging wire.

The sunfish isn’t a fish who lives on the sun.

A shipwreck is outrageous horror for eyes to break from.

Sea life makes me want to throw up.

Scorpionfish are not fish with scorpions in their mouths.

(But, that would be funny!)

Seaweed is very addictive for beachgoers.

The romantic odrina provides drink for a Spanish angel.

Cheeseburger is a natural treasure.

Would you feed endangered animals to other endangered animals?

Both need to eat, right?

When confronting a man’s prejudice, do not burn his deep roots just yet.

Find a new seed that works and don’t just leave him hanging there.

Every religion is a branch of service.

However, you will have to observe each branch and feel the whole tree.

General liability is not philosophy.

Move health up on your list and decrease boring junk food.

The garden is hallowing.

Artificial grass is undelicious; however, artificial candy is delicious.

Soda is liquid candy.

Full support is difficult for me.

Pick yourself up by the boot straps and try the risk.

Some fashions are mockup.

What is a salutatorian?

My copy of the Bible has thick red leather and volume of gold leaf.

A good philosopher is not the hardest worker of ethics.

Forecasting techniques are difficult for performing philosophy.

Reports are often just generalizations from scholars.

The very name of a nation is a generalization.

There’s postwar evolution and pre-war evolution, and, the war itself.

Expanding Memorial Day is not exactly peaceful and just continues heat.

“Homeless” people have memories, not just homeowners.

A reservist is like a publicist.

Satan does have recent fire.

I am a mental casualty of overlearning at state university and fast food.

I can’t always have spacious refinement with my family.

Sporting goods are for winners.

“Paper” newspapers have very good ergonomics for my hands and arms.

Excessive interest for strangers is a cowboy’s mentality.

Endless gratitude is too polite for normal conversation.

Many souls fail to rest in the resting place.

Beware of lust for a slow night while drinking coffee.

Sports writers confuse readers with incomprehensible text.

And, it doesn’t matter what meaningless text sounds like!

Many teachers discover focus with ignorance and give poor corrections.

Speed disturbs confidence.

The newspaper often mentions events nobody really sees.

Snow flurries are delicious in the North Pole.

When the right tools are broken, do not fix anything with them.

Even a restaurant needs a huge great room.

Flavor is not always the original substance a company mentions.

Habit is the fountainhead of a long day.

The global war of inflation is blowing up clowns with helium.

American politicians abandon national freedom by international security.

Philosophy is better than community health.

Men have makeup that doesn’t do much for their thoughts.

Do not let handbags go to your feet.

The “grammar” in fashion magazines does not count for education.

Black skin is not anything else; it’s just black skin.

A “curse” is more like a dangerous gardening method or a poison apple.

Keep a limit on fresh updates when reviewing a game.

Skin is just skin; humanity has way more than that.

A good book makes your brain strong, not a trashy magazine.

Only a zombie eats pumpkin waffles.

A fat woman only looks smaller with a “healthy” appearance of clothes.

Do not be creative with truth; tell the truth.

Growth factors are just growth factors.

Literary women are boosting; literary men are preparing.

Cheap bastards manage every cent of a dollar until the penny melts.

As a man with feminine interests, I think lipstick tastes awful.

And, lipstick makes me look sugary.

What?

I get free lipstick from church.

I need to understand women better.

Glossy color reminds me of sugar I throw away when the party is done.

Age is the compromise of experience with mortal life.

I found a “skin cream sample” in a fashion magazine that’s 12 years old.

What does this “unexpired” skin cream do to a woman’s body?

Yelling increases volume; however, yelling does not change vocabulary.

Pure colors are generalizations.

Small steps are impossible for my habit of caffeine.

Keep your bad habit a forgotten custom.

I’m burning a hole in my CD player with my cellphone’s Bluetooth.

Your body does not say anything except where the mouth goes.

Expert advice is for idiots who do not become experts to realize the advice.

Psychotic teachers are crazing students and need zippers on their pie holes.

Good money is not bad money.




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/What-a-Delightful-Mistake-917789257

Saturday, May 28, 2022

Poem- “What Money Is”

“What Money Is”


You have a parent.

The parent says, “You will survive.”

It’s a nice comment.

However, talk is cheap.

There is no money.

You get money when you get money.

Action is not money.

Work is not money.

Job is not money.

Only money is money and that’s all there is to it.

A singer will say, “I will survive!”

But, singing is talk, talk is cheap; and, as such, singing is cheap.

You do not “survive” by singing and dancing.

You survive by eating food, drinking water, and getting shelter.

Music is not the means of survival.

You can make money by singing; however, it’s not the means of survival.

Music is not eating.

Music is not drinking.

Music is not shelter.

Music can be means of entertainment.

Of course, “entertainment” and “survival” do not share object of interest.

When you sing all day without drinking water, you can die that way.

Entertainment in general is not means of survival.

When entertainers make money, they’re just lucky.

Entertainers are never deserving.

They are just lucky.

A song is not food, water, or shelter.

Only food is food.

Only water is water.

Only shelter is shelter.

When you do “free” work and do not get money, the work is dangerous.

You only get money when you get money, and, only money is money.

“Work” does not always happen for money.

“Work” without money is very dangerous.

“Work” can just be a waste of energy, a waste of time, and waste of exercise.

Money is not exercise; money is money.

I’m writing this poem to guide readers and help them understand money.

Only money is money.

Humans often “talk” about money.

Humans often “sing” about money.

Humans often “dream” about money.

Humans often “entertain” about money.

But talking, dreaming, singing, and entertaining are other things, not money.

You do not make money by dreaming.

Until money is here, there is no money.

If you need money, get money.

Unless you get money, there is no money.

This is all money is.

“Information” about money is not money.

“Language” about money is not money.

Nothing else is money except for money.

Only money is money.




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/What-Money-Is-917561024

Videogame Review, Knockout City for the Playstation 5 (PS5 Game)

Videogame Review, Knockout City for the Playstation 5 (PS5 Game) 


The game does not work unless you are a nerd who loves annoying customer service representatives and making everything a confusing mess with your product details and extreme social distancing between home and internet connection errors.  The game is just too technical, too impersonal, and beyond out-of-the-ordinary to be a real thing for normal people who can’t read a sign at McDonald’s and don’t know the names of any Sonic characters.




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Knockout-City-PS5-Game-917482718

Wednesday, May 25, 2022

Poem- “I Cannot Share”

“I Cannot Share”


Keep the shell, it’s an egg.

Reject the shell, it’s still an egg.

Does man know what his “egg” is?

Can you call this man a reader of my poem?

From evolution, man can’t always tell what his breakfast is.

He has great difficulty.

Often, as is the case, he just can’t “read” the egg.

My poem is probably the egg.

Think of stupid recipes for breakfast and realize man’s error.

What man writes about God?

If man writes about God, what does he know about the egg?

The recycle can is toppling.

A caretaker feels the pain and the pleasure.

When he tells the truth, he needs to blink.

How many recipes does he call “egg” as such?

He finds the egg in a market.

He finds the egg in a kitchen.

He finds the egg in a bun.

He finds the egg in a pot.

He finds the egg in a tortilla.

He finds the egg in a nest.

He finds the egg in a box.

He finds the egg in a bowl.

He finds the egg in a cup.

And, he keeps calling the egg the “egg” over and over again.

The egg has weight before cooking; the egg has weight after cooking.

A silly breakfast visitor like man cannot be God himself.

He doesn’t know the egg apart from the egg.

“Egg” is a false name for luck with name-calling disorder.

Remember:


Free peanut is not peanut free.


A star is not little.

It’s just so far away.

Jokes are contradictory wonders.

Romance novels may contain the dramatic affidavit of emotional quarrel.

Downstairs will be upstairs and upstairs will be downstairs.

Sometimes, you must “close” the fool and keep his mouth shut.

Videogames today have poor signings with controllers.

The workaholic fears vacancy of energetic means.

Who is a naturalist of the quarry?

In the past, California did have log rollers and no McDonald’s location.

A videogame console must be attachable and detachable.

Modern controllers may have rotary ergonomics of vibration.

God is causing wonderful artificial flavors.

But, God did invent the first man for the candyman to come after.

A candyman borrows wonderful artificial flavors from creation.

Keep in mind that a candyman is not the gingerbread man.

A candyman doesn’t cook himself for supper and bite his own legs off.

Reality is God’s preserve of existence.

Wonder becomes the imaginative capacity of lameness.

Makeup is not a philosophical tool.

Experience is momentous logic.

Fashionistas are stamping color to excuse thoughtless mental conditions.

Trash service by contract gets wordy.

Fiction gives no real information about employment or Work Wanted.

Parents can give really nasty rumors about jobs in the industry.

Reality is not always useful for philosophy.

Why is there no Occupancy sign for Drive-Thru?

One eye contains the other eye with imaginative aftertaste.

No baby has freedom.

For any freedom, you must grow up into adulthood and have self-censorship.

When I correct my spelling for words in this poem, I have self-censorship.

I’m not a baby.

A baby can’t do anything without help from a parent.

A baby can’t walk.

A baby can’t talk.

A baby can’t read.

A baby can’t study.

A baby can’t learn.

A baby can’t work.

A baby can’t observe.

When the American citizen acts like a baby, he runs into trouble with authority.

Authority is not babyhood.

I’m warning any reader who looks at this poem.

You need to learn how to walk, talk, read, study, learn, work, and observe.

Or else, God will put a curse on you that turns you into a baby.

You will never stop being a baby while the curse goes.

Programmers may just think about important sights for a game.

Do we just get important sights and nothing else?

A game only needs important sights of challenge.

We don’t want another game with video we ignore so often.

Notice how video games can’t always tell time correctly.

The seconds on TV are not the seconds that happen.

Keep your labels for truth steady and firm.

You “have” to do something else.

But, you do not “need” to do something else.

I shiver under the clouds by airplane.

Does every chicken have full breasts for grilling?

Correcting a genius is a lie.

When pirates share a row of the boat, you can feel their united emotion.

Permanent laziness is exhausting.

Unwrapping bathroom tissue from trees outside for Halloween is fun.

Can you drink from a frozen picture while melting into sunshine?

Only a worm can go worming.

Broken dreams should be delicious works of tragedy.

I keep eating paintings every day and get fat from art.

That’s right!

Art makes me fat now.

God runs the length of eternity.

Color & Theory is not philosophy.

The sunporch is breaking rust away upon more gust.

Just have one tornado.

Colors do not belong to man.

Colors are just colors.

A wheelchair starts down the ramp for handicap of out-of-body movement.

Limit a smiley-face text for once every 100 text messages.

Some games are dulling; some games are irony.

It’s a weightless kiss.

Capturing memories without experience of travel is not possible.

Health fanatics get so afraid of junk food.

Is mass dieting better?

The nutrition of junk food is broken for a reason.

Nature is a very broken existence and we struggle for goodness.

Pet peeves are not sins.

A marbling burrito contains enough meat and delicious filling.

During our history of traditions, you will change your mind about quality.

History isn’t desire.

Most clever ideas are not original and disappear very soon.

Before release, a new book is never required reading.

Wait for reviewers and critics to give their judgements on the new book first.

Religion is not a direct response to your specific circumstances.

Who can boast backing from the front?

Most controllers are petite electronics.

Delicious food is a horrible thing to lose your lunch for.

Copyright stands for original pages even if the genius may be lame.

A coin with heads may finish on tails.

Some jazz musicians are rough noisemakers.

Maybe the dinosaur is a real chicken.

A lazy worker needs more stress, not “less” stress.

Many classic songs are not original and become historical fouls.

Elvis did not always sing with a gold accent for his songs.

Americans celebrate traditions of junk food.

I guess they really enjoy heart attacks.

A black hole in space only seems countless to humans who stay on Earth.

Gift cards are only welcoming to the materialist.

Frequent visitors are loitering.

Unique sight is no excuse for lying.

The galvanizing candy is prosperous for weight gain.

My poetry is a parody of schoolhouse tone and heavy metal lyrics.

Fast food customers are usually not congregating.

The bookish reader does not benefit from his ample checks of ignorance.

Country lifestyle is the foul of beauty with political ego.

“Root beer” is a stereotype about living in the countryside.

I live in California, I am a Democrat, and I drink root beer.

Most reviews do not have important safety information about poor reading.

Videogames almost never include medical treatment for philosophy.

Favorites without awareness become the vain evidence of change.

Philosophy is not available wherever books are sold.

Religion is not a low-commitment opinion.

When no one’s counting, economics is vain.

My clocks are wallcovering numbers with random hands.

Do you know what time it is?




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/I-Cannot-Share-917200267

Tuesday, May 24, 2022

Body Inflation Story- "Jessica Rabbit"

Jessica Rabbit


She is romantic for personality, not appearance.

Basic identification can never be a source of romance.


You may want to look at the original movie again.


Jessica Rabbit is not obese.

She’s just a beautiful personality.

The singer gets mad, crazy, wild, hyper, graceful and intense.

It’s personality, not appearance.

Her appearance is a minor thing for stage performance as a musician.

You can hear the voice without a microphone.

Every song is loud and clear.

Fans give applause and she asks them, “Why don’t you do right?”

Appearance can be deceiving for color and theory.

“Color” and “theory” do not share object of interest.

Color is light.

Theory is word.

“Light” and “word” do not share object of interest.

But, Jessica Rabbit goes near the light and has a word.

The joke becomes a contradictory wonder.




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Jessica-Rabbit-917149917

Body Inflation Story- "Godzilla and the Paint Factory"

Godzilla and the Paint Factory


Los Angeles, California.  Here’s the emergency report:


Godzilla is drinking gallons of paint from the art factory early this morning.  Superman can eat a tornado and chew the wind.  Now, there’s property management with no demands for it. Redistricting a challenge may be necessary for upcoming programs.  Approximately 2,346 million pounds of paint are lost in the transaction and Godzilla is a fluffy rainbow blob on Hollywood near the local Elephant Bar.  A Republican club will meet at the Elephant Bar on Sunday this next week for hot tea and lemon.  More news on this story tonight.




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Godzilla-and-the-Paint-Factory-917091302

Monday, May 23, 2022

Videogame Review, Curse of the Dead Gods for the Playstation 4 (PS4 Game)

Videogame Review, Curse of the Dead Gods for the Playstation 4 (PS4 Game)


The gods are dead and the hero is stupid.  Who cares?  Play another game instead.




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Curse-of-the-Dead-Gods-PS4-Game-917065814

Poem- “Relationships and Time”

“Relationships and Time”


Never begin and end a relationship in a short amount of time.

Are you serious about life or not?


Give a relationship time for it to even happen.


When you begin a nice relationship, try keeping it for at least 6 months.


After 6 months, if a relationship is between good and evil, depart from lights.

Some lights of humanity will never work for you.


But, when you begin a relationship, you should not be in so much hurry to end it.

Give it time.

Give it enough time.

Marriage is a very, very, very long time, remember?


A wedding is pretty educational.


Do not begin and end relationships like you do with movies and magazines.

Marriage is much, much greater than a movie and a magazine.


When you watch a movie, you see it, think about it for while, and then forget.

When you read a magazine, you look at it, think for a bit, and then forget.


A good, honest marriage is not a temporary amusement.


Marriage is not a book.

A pedantic lady will say, “I am an open book!”

No human being is a book.


A temporary amusement is better for entertainment, not love.


Love is a big deal.

Entertainment is a small treat.


Philosophy is about love, not entertainment.

If you just want entertainment, make some friends with negative interests.

A critic can still be interesting to talk with.


But, for marriage, you need to be serious.


A relationship should last for at least 180 days.

When a “relationship” ends in less than 180 days, the “love” was only lust.




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Relationships-and-Time-916996658

Sunday, May 22, 2022

Videogame Review, ARK: Survival Evolved for the Playstation 4 (PS4 Game)

Videogame Review, ARK: Survival Evolved for the Playstation 4 (PS4 Game)


Wow!  A programmer sure did not bake the dinosaur.  Evolution without fitness is a lie.  Some “modern” programmers can’t decide what the “best options” are; so they just place ALL options on the gamer and let him decide for them.  That’s not fitness.  Can you figure this game out?  I can’t!  Programming is not my job.  Bake the dinosaur, first.  Or, if you can’t bake the dinosaur, THROW THE DINOSAUR AWAY!!!  I’m not eating “raw” dinosaur.  Such a waste of money.  Evolution is survival of the fittest, not laziest.  Figure out what “fitness” even is and then talk about evolution.  Without fitness, evolution is vain, just like the game is.  The game is partial and will never be complete with any level of fitness with gaming.




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-ARK-Survival-Evolved-PS4-Game-916970240

Saturday, May 21, 2022

Videogame Review, Tennis World Tour 2 for the Playstation 4 (PS4 Console)

Videogame Review, Tennis World Tour 2 for the Playstation 4 (PS4 Console)


A commonplace reviewer says, “It’s suitable for fans of the genre.”  Lie.  I’m a tennis fan.  There’s no real game here!  It’s just paste from a bad copy.




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Tennis-World-Tour-2-PS4-Game-916878277

Friday, May 20, 2022

Videogame Review, Space Cavern for the Atari 2600 Gaming Console

Videogame Review, Space Cavern for the Atari 2600 Gaming Console


The video game has power without exercise.  A caretaker feels the pain and the pleasure; when you tell the truth, you need to blink.  Graphics should be potent.  My controller needs switchbacks or the decisions will be annoying.  Do you have a secret hope for comfort?  In these parts, my house is rushing under the storm.  Posterity happens.  Stop keeping your hopeless eye and walk into virtue.  Obviously, Space Cavern is electric virtue.  It’s more original than Asteroids and looks better for space exploration under the quick parody of thought.  Any discovery of “nothing” is full proof to ignorance.  A dismissive shake of my controller is vain.  Retro, “old” gamers are often not really interested in the video games they play.  They may just pay attention to controllers, buttons, and joysticks because the “old” TV doesn’t show very much for video.  “Unlimited” is a fake word for technology with random, impersonal visuals these days.  The “modern cheating” you read about in modern video game reviews is simple but serious- that is, “modern cheating” today is when a young, arrogant player plays a 1st-person shooter for hundreds of hours and gets too familiar with it.  That is modern cheating.  So, for Call of Duty, some loitering fool plays around with a modern video game for hundreds of hours until he or she can play the modern game blind.  It’s modern.  However, even if it’s modern, I consider that cheatingSpace Cavern, obviously, is not a modern video game.  It’s a rapid-fire shooter with outrageous design and physical joysticking battle.  One eye contains the other eye with imaginative aftertaste.  This helps 3D; or, if there’s no 3D, there’s impressive dimensions of mysterious natural effects.  Difficulty begins and ends depending on flow of feelings and emotions.  Honestly, while using the Atari 2600 joystick, I do get pain during gameplay.  The old saying is, “No pain, no gain.”  This old saying sounds like, ‘No pain, no game.’  Playstation 5 gamers cannot use the Playstation 5 console as a controller.  However, Atari 2600 gamers can use the Atari 2600 console as a controller.  That’s right!  For Space Cavern, you can use the Atari 2600 joystick as a controller and the Atari 2600 console as a controller.  The Playstation 5 is a modern video game console; nonetheless, the Playstation 5 console is still a symbol of lost technology.  How many gaming consoles are controllers, anyway?  In the past, as often was the case, PONG was a gaming console AND a gaming controller!  Modern video game controllers have so many buttons.  Keep in mind that the Playstation 5 controller is not a keyboard.  Technically, the PS5 controller is a unique keypad with sticks and triggers.  A keyboard is a board with keys… sort of.  We get different kinds of keyboards in our history of gaming.  Sure, I’m learning how to use the Atari 2600 console as a keyboard, but I’m also learning how to use a MacBook Air as a keyboard.  I can write a nice review for the retro Apple II computer with nostalgia and polite criticism.  So, logically, when playing video games, you need to learn how to use a computer; and, you need to learn how to manage any overextension of keys beyond “computer” basics.  Not everything about “computer” is computer.  I do enjoy Space Cavern.  It’s a brilliant ride with one for the money and two for the show.




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