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Wednesday, June 21, 2023

Videogame Review, Xevious for the Nintendo Entertainment System (w/ Nintendo Switch and Arcade Joystick Controller)





Videogame Review, Xevious for the Nintendo Entertainment System (w/ Nintendo Switch and Arcade Joystick Controller)


At 20,000 points, Xevious is estimable. At 213,000 points, Xevious is un-achievable.


(For my arcade joystick controller, the Nintendo Switch is recognizable. Gameplay controls are easy, but more intense and harsh. With un-limited continues, and, un-limited lives, done with the Nintendo Switch Online Membership and Switch Controller functions, Xevious is only fun when I gain up to 175,000 points in high score of gameplay. After 210,000 points, Xevious becomes a laughable nightmare I enjoy informal criticism against. After 213,000 points, Xevious becomes un-sportable and un-mannerly, and, I eventually need to quit the game. When I start losing the game AT THE SAVING POINT, OVER 30 TIMES in my moment of gaming, it’s time for me to quit. At least, Xevious is very enjoyable and it’s even more exciting to criticize the game and “make fun” of it.)


Note: I am playing the game with my arcade joystick for the Nintendo Switch. The arcade joystick is resting on my TV Dinner Table. It’s a TV Dinner Table. My arcade joystick is resting on my TV Dinner Table. You can see the “precious” items on the table. During gameplay, my TV Dinner Table was shaking just a little bit. Nothing was “falling off” the table. No pennies were “falling off” and my gameplay was as fine as it could be. The Star Wars soap did not “fall off” and the Sony bluetooth speaker did not “fall off” and so on. So, with my gameplay experience of Xevious for 5 hours, I confirm the arcade joystick quality for my Nintendo Switch. Everything is very stable with a great amount of balance. That means, you can use a TV Dinner Table for the arcade joystick for the Nintendo Switch! Cool, huh?!




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-Xevious-Nintendo-Switch-NES-968262225

Sunday, June 18, 2023

Poem- “Politics and Reading Voice”


“Politics and Reading Voice”


Do you read the newspaper with your voice?


Or, are you always “quiet” for the newspaper?


If you are always “quiet” for the newspaper, you cannot read the newspaper.

And, therefore, you do not bear politics.

The politics exists.

But, you never realize politics.

You are without in the direction.




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Politics-and-Reading-Voice-967805519

Thursday, June 15, 2023

Poem- “A Fishy Class”


“A Fishy Class”


When you pay attention to everything,

You pay attention to nothing at all.

You will pay attention to something,

To invade wild audience by fall.

Maybe you forget my eyes and call my tongue,

Looking, and, just scanning against this view.

How can I feel every color among,

Force to hide with quiet web of issue?

We see into poor distance for interest,

Until another cause rocks you off my state;

Other viewers exaggerate disinterest,

As people ride that long charm with fate.

Keepers imagine upon by ears so blind,

Their minds rush away at bright noise to find.




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/A-Fishy-Class-967288760

Sunday, June 11, 2023

Videogame Review, Fighter’s History for the Super Nintendo


Videogame Review, Fighter’s History for the Super Nintendo


With random length of command, the hard map spreads out into a vague edge.


My advice:


Don’t play “videogames” 100 hours. Read “reviews” and “criticism” 100 hours. 

Spend the year with “judges” first. And, then, play MANAGEABLE videogames.

If you are really smart, you do not need a smart phone for everything else.




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Videogame-Review-Fighter-s-History-966771137

Wednesday, June 7, 2023

Short Story- “Smile and Frown”


“Smile and Frown”


The following is a conversation with Smile and Frown. Here it goes:


FROWN: War is raging in a foreign country.


SMILE: Oh, it’s a beautiful sunny day over there in that region. Ha ha!


FROWN: Why are you laughing? That’s not good for any of us.


SMILE: I know! We don’t need to talk about war anymore.


FROWN: Well, cars are crashing on the freeway in our neighboring city.


SMILE: Why, yes! And, the car wash is always open for happy drivers.


FROWN: Huh? You have evil thoughts.


SMILE: No, of course not, you silly goose. Evil does not exist.


FROWN: Really? Are you making all this up?


SMILE: But it’s true! We believe in peace on Earth.


FROWN: Yeah, really! I’m going to the dentist to get cavities done with.


SMILE: Don’t worry my friend. Our local dentist is incredibly handsome.


FROWN: Well, duh! The dentist does not have any cavities in his mouth.


SMILE: Yes.


FROWN: Visitors to the local park are leaving their garbage by the sidewalk.


SMILE: It’s a beautiful sunny day!


FROWN: Yes, you idiot.


SMILE: At least the visitors can go to McDonald’s and get their Happy Meals.


FROWN: Are they happy?


SMILE: Yes! They are very happy.


FROWN: Some families are struggling to earn a living and run out of food.


SMILE: Maybe! The sky is so beautiful today, isn’t it?


FROWN: What?! This is getting stupid.


SMILE: But it’s true! And, the car wash is always open for happy drivers.


FROWN: Some customers are obese with health problems.


SMILE: Well, they probably have soft, smooth skin.


FROWN: Really?! After all that? That’s what you say?


SMILE: The doctors at our local hospital are very friendly.


FROWN: Yeah, and the doctors probably feel bad sometimes.


SMILE: Oh, don’t say that! That’s not polite.


FROWN: Well, restaurants struggle to make food for their customers.


SMILE: Yes, and..?


FROWN: You know restaurants have issues from the Health Department.


SMILE: Most restaurants have great speed of service.


FROWN: Speed, huh? This is nonsense. Why am I talking to you?


SMILE: Because I’m your boyfriend and give you my heart.


FROWN: Yeah, and I have liver disorder. You’re getting crazy up there.


SMILE: Clowns are friendly at the circus these days.


FROWN: Yeah! And, they scare many children! Do you feel good about that?


SMILE: It’s a beautiful day, honey! Let’s talk about the stars!


FROWN: Oh, and the black holes, too?


SMILE: Of course.


FROWN: Aliens from outer space are going to destroy us.


SMILE: It’s a beautiful sunny day.


FROWN: Yes, I know that, you stupid idiot. What else are you going to say?


SMILE: The aliens from outer space are very cute and adorable!


FROWN: Oh, right! Do you think soldiers in fighting wars are cute, too?


SMILE: Yes! Soldiers are very cute, very handsome, very lovely.


FROWN: Why are you talking like this? You’re scaring me.


SMILE: I have no regrets! I am all smiles! I am always positive no matter what!


FROWN: Yeah. Well, what about the vehicle collisions on the freeway?


SMILE: Denny’s is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Good times!


FROWN: Good times?! Yeah, right. The drivers are probably suffering.


SMILE: Drivers on the freeway can go to a Yoga class.


FROWN: A Yoga class?! During a horrible time like this?


SMILE: McDonald’s has delicious cheeseburgers!


FROWN: Yeah, and drivers are struggling in heavy traffic on the freeway.


SMILE: It’s a beautiful sunny day!


FROWN: Sometimes, you need to shut up. I know we’re friends, but come on!


SMILE: You need to smile, Frown.


FROWN: Why on Earth would you say that? Terrible things are happening!


SMILE: Get a sense of humor, you dope.


FROWN: I worry about people.


SMILE: Yeah! You worry too much!


FROWN: Do you support the war?


SMILE: No, but I just love pretty T-shirts!


FROWN: This is stupid.


SMILE: What? Do you love T-shirts?


FROWN: Yeah! But, people still have vehicle collisions on the freeway.


SMILE: At least they change their underwear.


FROWN: What?! You’re talking stupid again.


SMILE: The car wash is always open.


FROWN: People are leaving their garbage everywhere! Think of the children!


SMILE: I think children are very adorable.


FROWN: Yeah. Bullying is a big problem in our local school district.


SMILE: Now, do not use judgmental language. The bullies are adorable children.


FROWN: Oh, right! You know too much, do you?


SMILE: I have a big heart.


FROWN: Well, I have a big brain.


SMILE: Do you love our soldiers?


FROWN: The soldiers are fighting a war, Smile! Do you even care?


SMILE: I love a man in uniform! They are proud Americans!


FROWN: Oh, yeah. Arrogant soldiers are cute. Do you really think that stuff?


SMILE: Come on, Frown! They are proud Americans!


FROWN: Yeah, and some Americans in the war will die.


SMILE: At least they have wonderful dogs.


FROWN: I’m out of here.


SMILE: Have a nice day!


FROWN: Oh, yeah? Every day is nice for you. Be gone.


SMILE: I love you any way you are!


FROWN: Well, my name is Frown.


SMILE: You need to smile.


FROWN: No, I don’t. Do you know what you are saying?


SMILE: The vehicles on the freeway look brand new.


FROWN: Oh, yeah. And, the drivers are crashing! Seriously?


SMILE: At least it’s for the holidays.


FROWN: Yeah, you don’t know anything…


SMILE: “Ignorance is bliss.”




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Smile-and-Frown-966169389

Friday, June 2, 2023

Poem- “The Tickling of William Shakespeare’s Feet”


“The Tickling of William Shakespeare’s Feet”


William Shakespeare comes up on the stage.

He is about to make a speech,


“Oh, my love, how do I compare you to…”


Suddenly, I run behind William Shakespeare and tickle him.

I tickle his toejam.

I tickle his armpits.

I tickle his tummy.

I tickle his bellybutton.

I tickle his funny bones.

I tickle his double chin.

I tickle his butterfingers.

I tickle his elbow grease.

I tickle his weak back.

I tickle his tenderfoot.


I just tickle William Shakespeare all over!


William Shakespeare is laughing.

William Shakespeare is crying.

William Shakespeare is rolling.

William Shakespeare is thundering.


Finally, William Shakespeare says,


“Ha, ha ha! Stop tickling me! I won’t give any more poetry tonight! Ha ha!”




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/The-Tickling-of-William-Shakespeare-s-Feet-965419169

Thursday, June 1, 2023

Poem- “Positivity and Physicalism”


“Positivity and Physicalism”


Wow!

Just LOOK at these comments:


“It’s a warm and sunny day.”

“The sky is clear today with a small chance of rain.”

“Parents are walking with their children on the beach.”

“Two teams will face each other in a baseball game.”

“Another football player will speak to his coach.”

“We will get snow on December 5th.”

“Flowers are growing in the garden.”

“A chicken is sitting on her eggs.”

“People in the community will be shopping for the summer.”

“The farm is private property for the owners.”

“Students are learning new skills to reach their goals.”

“My dad is walking our dog in the afternoon.”

“It will be cool tonight with a slight wind.”

“You can see the ocean rising with the waves.”

“Markets are stocking their shelves for the upcoming event.”

“The moon is shining tonight and stars glow bright in the sky.”

“The grass is green and getting taller for the warmer weather.”

“Gardeners are cutting the grass and pulling out weeds.”

“Restaurant workers will give service to their customers.”

“Parents will be with their children tonight.”

“Let’s talk about money.”

“Our nation is big.”

“This book has 374 pages.”

“The movie is 2 hours long.”

“Pass me the controller.”

“Give me the remote.”

“We’re watching TV and keeping an eye on the children.”

“It’s raining again.”

“Today will be sunny and a bit cloudy.”

“This is a place where all families can participate in the activity.”


Okay…

Is this poetry?

Or… is this a weather report?

This is not poetry.

In fact, it’s even worse.

This is not positivity.

These comments are not “positive” at all.

These comments are neutral.

This is not positivity.

This is physicalism.

These comments are just “physical” in nature.

It’s physicalism, not positivity.

So, there’s no poetry from these comments.

My poem is only a poem for my personal life about it.


Positivity goes something like this:


“My friends are laughing together and they are happy as they can be.”


Physicalism goes something like this:


“Our visitors watch TV and eat popcorn.”


Do you see the difference?

Poetry should be emotional.

Poetry is not just “physical” and such.

All people are physical.

But, only a few persons are “poetic” in any way.




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Positivity-and-Physicalism-965114532