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Thursday, August 31, 2023

Poem- “Special Vocabulary and Pretending Readers”


“Special Vocabulary and Pretending Readers”


Hello.

I’ve been writing on DeviantArt for 7 years.

My personal literature is a variety of reading material.


How do you know if you are a reader of my personal literature?


Well, I’m not really a person who shows off.

I know there’s also literature somewhere else.


But…


How do you know if you are a reader of my personal literature?

I do not want to describe your reading skills with irrelevant ideas.


Maybe you do read my personal literature.

To know what my personal literature is, please remember my special vocabulary.


My special vocabulary includes words such as:


  1. Unto
  2. Sonnet
  3. Proletariat
  4. De-winterized
  5. Scintillant
  6. Visionary
  7. Linguistics
  8. Express
  9. Caution
  10. Unlimited
  11. Efficacy
  12. Sagacity
  13. Stanza
  14. Velocity
  15. Favoritism
  16. Catalan
  17. Reversed
  18. Fuji
  19. RF
  20. Wherefore
  21. Pasa
  22. Futurism
  23. Modernity
  24. Bud
  25. Oz
  26. 5200
  27. Fairchild
  28. Arcadia
  29. 32X
  30. Counter-clockwise
  31. Dreamlikeness
  32. Overextension
  33. Gunstar
  34. Ex-cowboy
  35. Theology
  36. Aristotle
  37. Sesame
  38. L-shaped
  39. Double-Double
  40. Logistics


And, more of my own interesting choice of words…



Yes, yes, yes.

I always have too many words for you.

Writers always have too many words.

Authors always have too many words.

Maybe even readers always have too many words.

That’s okay.

You do not need to read my literature if you do not want to.

Readers need more love in this world we live in today.

Writers should always be helpful and true.


However, let’s consider something about my special vocabulary for readers.


Readers of my personal literature should know my special vocabulary by now.

Readers of my personal literature, if they love what I write, should say my words.

Readers of my personal literature should say my words, out loud, with their mouths.


When a “reader” never says my special vocabulary, the “reader” does not read my books.

The “reader” does not know me and the “reader” does not understand anything about me.

The “reader” is really not a reader for me; not at all, whatsoever!


My poem should inform other authors and writers about who the “real” readers are.

Writers and authors should work very hard on their literature.

But, readers need to read to be readers.

When “readers” never say the author’s special vocabulary, the “readers” are fake.

The “readers” only pretend to read and probably do not really read anything at all.


Authors and writers need to avoid notice of these pretending readers.

If the “readers” do not want to read, the “readers” need to do something else instead.

These readers are not honest enough to have good judgement for their own understanding.


To read, or, not to read.

That is the study.



Oh… before I end the funny poem…


Be careful of YouTube “readers” on the internet.


If someone cannot read and just records a video, he or she still cannot read.


When YouTube “readers” do not say my special vocabulary, they do not read my books.

Yes, they have videos.

They probably really are readers.

But, if “readers” do not use my special vocabulary, they do not read my personal literature.

They probably just read literature somewhere else.

That’s fine.

I write my personal literature and my personal literature is voluntary for readers.

I also read my poems on YouTube and my voice can be found there.




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Special-Vocabulary-and-Pretending-Readers-979935734

Tuesday, August 29, 2023

Body Inflation Story- “Team Rocket Feeders”


“Team Rocket Feeders”


Oh, boy…


Where do I start?


First, Meowth transforms into a rocket balloon and defeats a sumo Pokemon gym janitor.


Now, Onix is just this inflatable climbing wall and the gym leaders are too fat to do anything!


I’ve lost so much money to the vegetarian dragon Pokemon trainer…


How will I ever feed my Snorlax?! Snorlax will be on a helium diet for WEEKS!



(3 weeks later…)


Man…


Why is my Snorlax so hungry?


I’ve been feeding him helium.


Oh, wait…


Hungry Pokemon need food, not helium!


I’m so stupid sometimes…




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Team-Rocket-Feeders-979722950

Monday, August 28, 2023

Short Story- “Storm and Mutant Inflation”


“Storm and Mutant Inflation”


Storm does not look for skydancers. She just needs thundersticks at the roaring stadium.




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Storm-and-Mutant-Inflation-979550939

Poem- “When People Have Problems”


“When People Have Problems”


This poem is done to raise awareness of the dangers of toxic sense.


From my personal experience, possible signs of toxic sense include:


  1. A strong man looks at a beautiful poem and says the feelings are horrible.
  2. A mean woman walks out in the middle of traffic with emotional disorder.
  3. A weird stranger gives people irrelevant comments for no quality of reason.
  4. A baseball coach yells at his team and shouts with false criticism.
  5. A Boy Scout leader gets red hot in the face and has a loud mouth.
  6. A professor in a university gives an emotional rant about bathroom supplies.
  7. A football player decreases his own level of intelligence on purpose.
  8. A nerd does not know how to play a fair videogame and cries in agony.
  9. A child becomes a bad sport every time he loses a fair game.
  10. A rare teacher needs to be corrected by normal students in class all the time.
  11. A wrestler continues fighting when the TV show is over.
  12. A former soldier of war wrongly believes he is still “fighting” to survive.
  13. A donut store worker gives obnoxious exchange with someone in the back.
  14. A person you know has a very, very, very negative name and accepts it.
  15. A parent does not know what a parent is.
  16. A bus driver growls at the next pedestrian who looks at him.
  17. A young, attractive man excessively encourages you to eat too much food.
  18. A young woman on the internet calls her own dishonesty a “beauty”.
  19. A live audience has false cheers for the best of society.
  20. A living resident gets complaints from neighbors all the time.