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Sunday, July 30, 2023

Craft- "A Crazy Day"

 



https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/A-Crazy-Day-974640864

Photo- "Hourglass"

 



https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Hourglass-974612832

Poem- “The Stupid Scientist”


“The Stupid Scientist”


A scientist walks up to the door to my house and knocks.

I answer my door.

The scientist yells,


“YOU ARE JUST A MONSTER!!! YOU ARE JUST LIKE FRANKENSTEIN!!! I AM GOING TO CREATE YOU!!!”


Okay…


How do I respond to this scientist?

Well, let me tell you…


I will go into my house.

I will grab a baseball bat.

And, I will run the scientist down the street with my baseball bat.

I will swing the baseball bat behind his back and get him off my property.


So…


Is he really a “scientist” this way?

No, of course not.

We do not create people.

Nobody “creates” people.

There is no science for bullshit like that.

I will never let anybody “create me” for any reason.

No reason, no science.


Please stop reading the Frankenstein book!

It’s junk science.

Do you need Hollywood history from me for the truth?

Come on!

You know it’s there.




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/The-Stupid-Scientist-974501490

Friday, July 28, 2023

Poem- “Neon Views”




“Neon Views”


Crossing inside this open ray around,

As low breath enters my visit to glitter,

My unicorn prints on familiar sound,

Chat for pie within beauty of fitter.

Waitress finds sparkle over boredom,

Before our menu floats along high wonders-

"The potato is fine for diet to come,

You can bring more chips where we get others."

Of course, all the stones break harmony out,

Going, or going, to reach lights upon me.

Huge bells can be done beyond a funny shout,

Every boom to that musical sea.

Questions for mustard besides another jeans,

Residents and tourists mix up homeless queens.



Alle O'Wishous Zanderman




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Neon-Views-Poem-with-Wild-Notes-974304698

Drawing- "BBQ Sauce"


https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/BBQ-Sauce-974191685

Drawing- "Dazzling Hoops"


 

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Dazzling-Hoops-974147282

Wednesday, July 26, 2023

Drawing- "Sharp Directions"

 



https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Sharp-Directions-973985597

Painting- "Sandy"

 



https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Sandy-973955525

Drawing- "Angel Gaming Tokens"

 


https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Angel-Gaming-Tokens-973910647

Craft- "Funny Space"

 


https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Funny-Space-973883529

Craft- "Wiggly Tinsel Bend"

 


https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Wiggly-Tinsel-Bend-973827044

Monday, July 24, 2023

Poem- “To Know Good History from Bad History”


“To Know Good History from Bad History”


Are you talking about war?

When you talk about war, do not misrepresent the fighting with a lie such as,


“Unrest.”


That’s a bad history lesson and it’s clearly a false reference to the dictionary.


Warriors fight in a war.

They do not just “unrest” things around their personal materials.




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/To-Know-Good-History-from-Bad-History-973658136

Craft- "Fuzzy Stick Vase (Day Mode)"

 


https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Fuzzy-Stick-Vase-Day-Mode-973562570

Photo- "Red in the Green"

 



https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Red-in-the-Green-973531716

Photo- "Searching"

 


https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Searching-973499420

Saturday, July 22, 2023

Poem- “Just Hanging”


“Just Hanging”


A patio happening under sunshine,

Grass around upon it with neon dreams,

Entrance transforms across this dark penny mine,

Closer and closer to lamp-ing beams.

Rainbows puff out of the sprinklers,

As wet as forgotten light over hard ants-

News to pop and TV to finish blurs,

Visit to pay while heat improves our rants.

Volume blows at lobby along folding signs,

Enough as it is to taste within reach.

Or, you hug my fingers to all soft lines,

Ever on to pardon away from long beach-

Us to ourselves to pull for cheap gumballs,

Flowers that dry nearest to the rich malls.




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Just-Hanging-973291948

Friday, July 21, 2023

Poem- “Vocal Instrument”


“Vocal Instrument”


Ho so bow bee see tow few koh gnaw la,

We hee yah hey oh far thai dum spell huh.

Oh la la la me me me me blah blah,

Dum dee dum dum dum oh we oh la duh.

You for bore who he vee ha they foo dee,

We we ha ho ha ha la low la low;

Uh la zoo ex core woe kay woe tah tee,

Tah dah ho ho doo dee dah dah ga foe.

Oh, moo me neigh, ha mah kah sah she la,

Ha moe goo me la fah dee doh no sue-

Yo pah poe wa cue lee too view car bah,

In no zah zo she me foe la la goh so roo.

Hum dough jah fah goo ray foe say woo roar,

Ah la key row you me pah high kuh soar.




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Vocal-Instrument-973096497

Thursday, July 20, 2023

Drawing- "Open Remains"

 


https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Open-Remains-972987889

Poem- “Literary Talk”


“Literary Talk”


To have a conversation,


You need correct grammar, correct speech, and correct information.


Without education, conversation does not exist.

Most people only have a “chat” and that’s about it, if you ever hear them.


Oh, by the way…


Silence is not always language.

Have a conversation with me, or, do not have a conversation with me.

I do not really judge silence much.

We should never assume any “imaginary conversation” in reach of nature.

You contact me, or, you do not contact me.

Our conversation needs physical volume between us.

Imagination is more useful for your reading when I do not know you.


Oh, remember something else…


The uneducated movie directors only know how to say,


“ACTION!!!”




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Literary-Talk-972840019

Sunday, July 16, 2023

Poem- “Overlearning”


“Overlearning”


Earth is full of ideas.


However…


Do not “swallow” the world of information, even if it’s true.

You will get very sick if you do.

A human is not a computer.

We have blood, sweat, and tears for ideas.

Keep the planet out of your mouth.

It does not belong there.

Chew your gum.




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Overlearning-972335558

Saturday, July 15, 2023

Poem- “Retro Prejudice”


“Retro Prejudice”


You can see everything on the internet.

Can you?

Well, there’s a professional network upon the web.

Visitors can find reliable sources, creative artists, and proper businesses.


However…


Some “people” do not believe it.

They do not believe the internet can do anything.

We’re talking about fools and hypocrites who reject our reality today.

Many of these people are old, laughable, and pretty absurd.

You will see these people reading newspapers during the internet age.

If you talk to them about smartphones, their ears feel obsolete sounds.

When you suggest modern technology to them, bizarre denial is their game.

Modern artists struggle to please these golden oldies.

They show old people their creative videos and the old people may say,


“Everybody can do that and it should be free!”


You can show these old people your drawings for the modern world.

In all likelihood, the old people will respond with instant doubt and say,


“Back in my day, technology was better and people were kind.”


Of course, such old people still cannot even consider history.

When you mention history of the past to them, they increase quiet hints.

They start acting goofy, begin making grace of their faulty knowledge.

Chat with them involves neat labels, abstract health, and obvious flavors.

After all these years, those vintage citizens still handle wooden nickels.

Nothing on the internet is “real” to them.

Even a picture of “wooden nickels” will always be fiction to them.

They will never buy wooden nickels or anything on the internet.

Some old people cannot figure out what a button is for.

A button appears to them like a permanent plaything without control.

I find that many 1960s nostalgics will believe that pinball is still foul.

Restaurant owners of a high age may not even repair their arcades.

They have conditions and qualities, but they do not know how to examine.

They do not know how to divide, or fix, or dream, or regret, or disturb.

Everything about the past is “fine and dandy” to them.

Oh, yeah, I should recommend vintage critics to them and smile.

But they would look with unknowing manners and pretend to correct me.

I keep mentioning the dark past to them and they say,


“People always laugh about this stuff and we can predict the future.”


Nobody knows the future; that’s why we regret the past.

Do you know that the word “future” is ancient vocabulary and not new? 

Besides, our great, great grandchildren will have new ideas without us.

Will they depend on the ignorance of records and discoveries?

I don’t think so.

The telephone is always a practical joke for so many elder folks.

It’s always the broken ring, the missing number, the forgotten contact.

Old people with this memory should talk to a witch doctor.

Young people will believe that my poem here only contains criticism.

Children may even think that I’m actually talking about a witch doctor!

Do millennials understand the very concept of a subject for nothing?

A subject for nothing will kill so much prejudice in our modern world.

Most people never want “nothing” and they always do “something” now.

The TV remote works better in my mouth when I speak with it.

I can change the channel with a long piece of tape.

That makes sense, right?

I like to play jazz music on my smartphone and confuse pedestrians.

Who cares if people do not really listen to “old stuff” anymore?

I enjoy modern technology with rotten tomatoes.

Sometimes, I like to poke fun at the ridiculous vegetarian menus.

Maybe I would ask my retired neighbor,


“Can I add bacon to my pumpkin and celebrate Halloween?”


Yeah, I know.

My nostalgia is through the roof!

The internet is a great source of social media.

We just need to realize that EVERYBODY is social.

Some people just experience torture from a mouse.

They will always need to love their stupid machines.

I enjoy dancing around a tree and singing a foreign language.

I guess that makes me a Democrat.

Well, hey!

At least I love being a Democrat.

Some Democrats are lost on the freeway.

I will bring their donkeys.




https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Retro-Prejudice-972042526