Videogame Review, Big Buck HD Wild for the Arcade (Original Arcade Machine)

Videogame Review, Big Buck HD Wild for the Arcade (Original Arcade Machine)

The hunting video game is corky.  From playing this hunting game, I can see the errors popping up in different directions here and there and the “high definition” quality is mostly solid.  You also get Bonus Rounds.  The Bonus Rounds have shooting objects such as aliens, diamonds, UFOs, gnomes, fireworks (yes, you can shoot fireworks!), more Atari-like aliens, and even floating animals who are trying to escape a tornado, in the air!  Without the Bonus Rounds, Big Buck HD Wild would be less pleasing and more serious.  It’s especially true when you consider the gun controller.  The gun controller is somewhat realistic; however, at times, I have a hard time shooting bulls and cows, either because of bugs and errors on the animals themselves, the surroundings, or, from funny camera angles that make shooting less real and more messy.  Just getting a Trophy is hard!  A Trophy takes the form of a “boss” animal you fight in the end unless you shoot a cow.  By definition a moose can be considered a “bull” or a “cow” depending on the presence of satellite-bones for the horns on the head.  But, man!  Getting a Trophy is difficult.  I’ve only gotten one trophy prize for the hunt so far.  I’ve spent $10 dollars for about 40 rounds of hunting, including the extra Bonus Rounds that take fantasy forms of exaggerated definitions.  So, I would not just call this game “high definition”.  But the arcade machine is a giant monster of metal and plastic.  Big Buck HD Wild is better than most Playstation 4 (PS4) games and may even be better than my Playstation 5 (PS5) experience to this point in personal history of gaming.  It’s absolutely ridiculous and hilarious to see poor cows getting nearly adopted by UFOs while I’m shooting the UFOs.  Obviously there’s Atari inspiration.  At first, I was thinking that the bonus rounds were just jokes for the demo screen, but, nope!  You really do fight each and every fantasy in the works.  I do think there needs to be more drifting space for the animals.  As quite often is the case, some animals cannot be captured for high score points.  Many animals are basically impossible and are only quarter busters.  Speaking of quarters… I did not use quarters.  I was just using my credit card as payment.  The debit-card/credit-card option is much, much easier.  You need a debit card these days; or else, without a debit card, or even a credit card, you’re tasteless and heading for financial trouble.  Minimum Credit for “card” is $2 dollars.  That gives you 8 rounds of hunting and 2 Bonus Rounds.  Big Buck HD Wild is an arcade machine you can find at TK’s Pizza in Tehachapi, California.  You can probably guess that Tehachapi is a small conservative, Republican town with only a minority of liberal Democrats.  And, yet, for some reason, most parents and children who come to TK’s Pizza restaurant do not know how to use the arcade machines.  The children keep fooling around and only use the gun controller for a Promotion Code screen.  Most customers do not play the game.  From my experience, this is understandable.  I need a lot of courage and determination to play this hunting video game.  The experience is especially better from my past Boy Scout experience and my adult, male body.  “Hunting” for animals in this video game can be rough around the edges and pointless to some laughter.  I’m a Democrat.  Keep in mind that hunting is very necessary in the wild for hungry hunters.  We still find such hunting worlds on Earth.  So, Big Buck HD Wild may be mild and a bit gross, but it’s pretty realistic for what every hungry hunter must do to survive, unless you remember the fiction and fantasy of healthy cave women and silly UFOs.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Big-Buck-HD-Wild-Arcade-Machine-908478074

Poem- Videogame Review, Cruis’n Blast for the Nintendo Switch

Videogame Review, Cruis’n Blast for the Nintendo Switch

You do not need to cheat for this game.  In fact, this game is cheating.  My small little motorcycle can really beat up police cars by vehicle collision and the computer opponents are on a strict schedule of either cookie difficulty or impossible difficulty.  I choose “cookie” difficulty.  But, wow!  My motorcycle can just beat up those big, giant cars!  There’s no reason for this situation to happen.  The computer opponents are very automatic.  I was playing for 3 tours and more with the same outcome- that is, I don’t get ahead of the race until the very end.  And that’s not the only problem.  You will find racing mechanics; however, the racing mechanics give false information for what the cars really do.  So maybe I will choose a car that is faster.  And, even when I’m told the car is faster, I can’t make the car go faster.  There’s only guarantee of speed if you choose the 2 fastest vehicles.  For the other vehicles, it’s a mystery as to why racing seems ineffective.  Cruis’n Blast for the Nintendo Switch can make the Nintendo Switch look and play worse than the Sega Saturn gaming console.  Cruis’n Blast is a game about the impossible; however, it’s not a game that does the impossible.  The computer opponents are strict with their movements and there’s little to nothing I can do about it.  For one thing, the racing courses are very short and there’s almost no room for deep drifting exercise with your vehicle.  It’s obvious the programmers were having budget problems; and, when you consider the outcome, the game’s earthquakes do not transfer points of contrast for any vague goal.  It’s too specific for a difference to be made at great length.  Cruis’n Blast is full of “happy” accidents.  In fact, Cruis’n Blast is a “happy” accident.  (It’s a nice mistake.  But, it’s still a mistake.)  Also, the game is usually not challenging.  It only looks challenging.  And, yet, from playing the racing game with different cars and engines, I don’t have much impact for any difference to happen.  What does this mean?  It’s not a game for a challenge.  It’s just a beautiful program for the “illusion” of “racing” skill.  I find this racing game disagreeable.  Yes, I know.  I did have a laugh here and there.  But, I need to play a game.  Often, I’m just watching Cruis’n Blast.  As evidence for this review, consider this “driving option” I’m mentioning- with this “driving option”, you can let the game do the normal driving speed for you.  That’s right!  You can almost let the game drive for you!  This is offensive and ridiculous.  I guess the programmers are afraid of challenges.  Then again, Cruis’n Blast contains earthquakes, falling wind farms, loose rollercoasters, illegal train routes, stupid monkeys, outrageous ice lakes, weak skyscrapers, and more- with all these obstacles in the way, perhaps the strict schedule is necessary for computer opponents and whatever human player.  It’s pretty fun to watch.  Of course, I need to play the game.  From what you’re reading here, it’s obvious that gameplay is less and people watching is more.  I have not seen the arcade game.  The programmers are very excitable monsters for this “arcade” energy.  Maybe the programmers think of the children who play arcade games.  Have you seen children in the arcade rooms?  Parents need to teach their children how to play games.  My past school education does not help me with Cruis’n Blast.  My teachers were never interesting players of video games themselves and they were never talking about real video games.  I have a book with the name The Moral Compass by William J. Bennett.  It’s a book about morals.  It’s very much like a philosophy book.  On page 189, there’s a statement about happiness and effortless attitude.  It says, “Contentment is not synonymous with effortlessness.”  What does that mean?  It means this:

“Happy” reviewers who find Cruis’n Blast to be “effortless” are pseudo philosophers.  They may even be pseudo players!  I think this discovery is safe to finish with my claim here.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Cruis-n-Blast-Nintendo-Switch-908298608

Poem- "Yummy"

“Yummy”

Luigi is a septic horseman who rides a pretty little dinosaur under the glory cloud.

Gaming should be vocational for reviewers and critics.

Or, at least great voluntary help.

Pikachu is a water testing electrician for that windmill.

Are “old” video games ever renewable?

Or, were those “old” video games just electric miracles?

Gameplay is a hitching view of competition.

Donkey Kong is a banana mountain spirit.

Videogames often have impossible dressage.

Yoshi is the reptilian horse.

Every gamer needs grief recovery.

Mario jumps for the eastern star over a wonderful, geographical cake.

Hobbits are symphonic midgets from their country village.

Good and evil become the crosswinds of fate.

The Mario Party series may have gandy dancers.

Kirby is the fat quilter with his ballooning aspiration.

Most subjects are not the learning centers of knowledge.

Luigi is a septic horseman who rides a pretty little dinosaur under the glory cloud.

The glory cloud is facial with justice.

A rose is the hazard of beauty management.

Wario is a tree shaping acrobat.

A service can be one-way transmission of physics.

Critics are harsh mufflers of reason.

Paper shredding means death for paper airplanes.

Mario has earwigs for the royal assistance of loony combat.

Videogames usually contain fictional optometry for self service of viewership.

A game title is the program’s nameplate.

Authorship is not typesetting.

Zeus is a rain gutter.

Originality is such exceptional performance.

Birds can feel the skylights.

Most gamers do not have rubber stamps for judgement of electronics.

Sonic digs into sand and gravel with long, thin legs.

The Mario Bros. is a septic business.

Gaming is usually not sporting.

Retro gamers can be thrifty.

McDonald’s has oil changes with their food.

Does music have ultrasounds?

The artist gets his brush mowing.

Evil is a sick tree of rights.

Gaming isn’t nutritional.

Sonic the Hedgehog is just a “modern” loony toon for video games.

A videogame store is not trash pickup.

A fart isn’t natural gas.

Normal clothes are just alterations of industrial pressure for “healthy” looks.

Pokemon is guardianship for little monster sports.

Modern games can have poor electrical service.

There’s no banquet for almost all video games.

Really, most of the time, you’re all alone to privacy and craft.

Blueprinters may be necessary for video games.

Most gamers are not bookkeeping intellectuals.

Scout masters believe that video games are inferior tools for the campgrounds.

You know, where may need to eat roasted rattlesnake and black marshmallows?

Fireplace cleaning for hell is only vain.

Violence is not a cleaning product.

Markets need our consignment of holidays for the shopping.

Gaming consoles are countertops with visual functions of the player’s mind.

Poetry isn’t just dental.

Sonic the Hedgehog performs few moves under the dreaming liquidation.

Bowser is a feed dealer upon the showering of mushrooms.

Pokemon should not just have water damage.

Princess Peach can feel the royal injection of tea and cake.

Toad is a horrible gardener and a violent captain.

A princess is grading oppression.

A gymnastic gamer is mostly impossible to have.

Fast food restaurants do not have health plans.

The retro gamer is always split from completion.

The My Little Pony series is not horse equipment.

Ghostbusters are janitorial.

The evil kings need crown reduction.

A plumber can feel the mature tree.

Lust is false anatomy.

“Preachy” is slang to describe something that’s useless for propaganda.

Fashionistas will use second cousins of vocabulary like “wax tapers”.

Greed is cast away from sunshine.

Satan does not get a happy measure.

He’s just fancy with the violence when he appears “happy”.

Light is towarding of might.

It’s your jocose answer to fate.

Violence should not be a plaything.

Children do not dream of a pestilent farm and aren’t mature for communism.

Depression is a long blue shadow of regrets under the hot management.

Slang is unearthly refuse.

Alacrity is just crazy for troubles.

Princess Daisy receives a pealing thunder.

The vulgar have overpowering senses.

Bikers must always be wheeling or they will collapse.

The demon is a broken firelock.

Southerners may have vicious country rounds.

If you think you’re right, you still must meet with destiny.

Arrogant liberals believe they can escape black holes.

When playing a game, I don’t wish to share gaming with rough postillions.

Eating is a local growth of strength for just the person.

Hypocrites begrudge a dog in the manger.

Liberals can be such rude mousers.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Yummy-908194358

Poem- “Desire and Purchase”

“Desire and Purchase”

Businesses.

They do not give you what you want.

They give you what you buy.

Why?

They need to make money to survive.

If you just “want” their product and do not buy it, they go out of business.

So, they must give you what you buy.

“Want” is just a troublesome emotion against their survival.

They are successful for the product when you buy it, not when you want it.

Criminals should not steal things they “want” and hurt businesses.

You can buy a gift for somebody else that you do not “want” and can help for.

Even if you want something, maybe you can’t buy it.

The store probably does not even have what you want.

Unlimited entertainment is not unlimited supply.

And, the irony is, both customers and businesses “want” things.

Customers and businesses can actually be the same people.

That’s natural!

Without desire, your flesh would be impossible.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Desire-and-Purchase-908098176

Videogame Review, Persona 5 Strikers for the PS4 (Playstation 4 Console)

Videogame Review, Persona 5 Strikers for the PS4 (Playstation 4 Console)

Mindless reviewers enjoy this game.  Without a mind, there’s no philosophy.  I am a philosopher.  So, do not expect me to share your sentiment.  I am a newcomer.  Do not pay attention to positive reviews with 100% ratings.  You know that’s bullshit.  I see problems with this PS4 game.  The story, or, movie script, for Persona 5 Strikers is about as interesting as a dumb box of rocks.  Scratch that… I like rocks better.  The first 3 hours of Persona 5 Strikers has mostly gossip and fashion of commonplaces.  Sometimes there’s something original.  But, you need to look deep and “ignore” the rest of the content.  Hey!  You can even skip these movie-like scenes!  And, a word like “movie” is too polite for my literary criticism.  Truth is, when you’re getting into group discussion with the other Phantom Thieves, the scenery looks dull, boring, and undramatic.  Why does this Playstation 4 game look worse than a Sega Dreamcast game like Shenmue?  If I was IGN, I would say, “That is unacceptable!”  So, what’s the problem?  You know this game has “high definition” and it most certainly doesn’t look like it.  What happens is, while battling the enemies, you don’t have information on which Shadows are which Shadows.  You don’t find out about Sleep and Freeze attacks until it’s too late.  When attacking enemies there’s absolutely no point of contrast with the specific objects because the specific objects have vague effects of brightness that makes each battle feel like random button-mashing.  Earning money is limited in the game.  But, I don’t understand why.  Sonic the Hedgehog’s golden rings are totally imaginary and practically unlimited if you’re really good with Sega’s blue-and-peach animal.  So, I have high expectations for Persona 5 Strikers.  Yes, I know.  The game “looks awesome”.  With abstract art, “old” retro video games can still look great, if not better than they were before.  Persona 5 Strikers is not a superior sequel with flourishing visuals at all.  If you ask me, I think the positive reviewers need to read up on Realism and Cubism for real matter of nature regarding creativity with art.  Such Art Literature is basic for Californian community colleges.  To draw a line, and, to think well about a line, you need to know what it is.  The positive reviewers fail to explain anything true.  Why?  They are mindless.  “Mindless philosophy” does not exist.  If you’re mindless, you’re not a philosopher.  I’m sure Sega, Nintendo, Sony, Microsoft, Atari, and other companies want me to “think” of something for a game.  It shouldn’t be mindless.  The movie script for Persona 5 Strikers does get better… a little.  The discussion meeting video is 2nd-rate and woody.  Shenmue was a great Sega Dreamcast game where ninjas and warriors were actually talking.  Here, for Persona 5 Strikers, the “talking” looks horrible on my TV and my TV for the Playstation 4 console is a 4K TV.  I should be getting even better reception of signals!  Fighting the enemies requires practically no concentration.  With my “newcomer” skills, I can play the game blind!  I don’t get better, if flawed, combat until the 4th hour of gameplay.  And, I have to sit through hours of plain, normal conversation that true heroes are not supposed to have.  When I think about it, these Phantom Thieves have too much time for fashion and dress.  They shouldn’t go to Alice’s Jail.  They should go to the Wizard of Oz for a brain, a heart, a home, and a name.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Persona-5-Strikers-PS4-Game-907999755

Poem- “How Eternity Rings”

“How Eternity Rings”

Remember what the key for marriage is.

It’s not feminine.

It’s not masculine.

It’s ETERNAL.

The key for marriage is eternal.

Women and men are sinners.

Love goes beyond them, for both keep the flesh until wind blows away.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/How-Eternity-Rings-907905294

Videogame Review, Advanced Pinball Simulator for the ZX Spectrum (w/ PS5 Controller and MacBook Air)

Videogame Review, Advanced Pinball Simulator for the ZX Spectrum (w/ PS5 Controller and MacBook Air)

This is an old pinball game.  You’re probably going to say, “This is not a PS5 game!”  Yeah, so?  I can use my PS5 controller for this old pinball game.  It’s an action game.  A very, very intense action game.  You will find a virtual castle in glowing red lights.  ZX Spectrum games remind me of Persona 5 Strikers.  Persona 5 Strikers is a PS4 game (or, Playstation 4 game).  Of course, the memory does not serve me well.  Advanced Pinball Simulator is an intense action game.  Persona 5 Strikers is a long, long, long, game.  But… it’s not challenging.  Persona 5 Strikers is just a movie script with little input.  I was playing Persona 5 Strikers for 3 hours, and, I did not lose the game even once.  That’s not good modern technology!  Advanced Pinball Simulator is challenging.  The old pinball game gets to the point.  For gameplay, I need to play a game, not “watch” a game!  Some PS4 games are mostly for watching.  I don’t want to just “watch” a game.  This must be understood.  It’s gameplay, not people watching!  Advanced Pinball Simulator is dramatic, powerful, and quite virtual for the 1980’s.  A virtual castle in glowing red lights reminds me of the Virtual Boy.  The Virtual Boy was one of Nintendo’s video game consoles.  The Virtual Boy was a display for the glowing red flash under gameplay.  Virtual Boy games were short, but, at least I was able to play.  Advanced Pinball Simulator is demanding of magical intention.  You’re fighting a wizard.  And, you don’t have to defeat the wizard right away, but the high score helps improve intelligence and wonder.  Notice the “L” and “R” tunnels.  The “L” and “R” tunnels are dangerous for pinballs.  “L” means left and “R” means right.  These dangerous tunnels open the gutters.  Your pinball can enter the gutters.  This is a game lost, by then.  Pinball is a game with pins, balls, and a general map of points.  You must complete the quality to enter the habit.  Each point behaves like a dramatic finishing touch.  Of course, the dramatic finishing touch requires minimal effort of smartness from time to time.  My MacBook Air is still struggling with video.  The PS5 controller is perfect for a pinball game.  And, yet, the PS5 controller has a slippery direction pad that’s somewhat useful for other games.  I’m playing Advanced Pinball Simulator on Antstream.  Antstream is retro service for old games.  The “virtual” effects are often accidental for the ZX Spectrum computer.  The ZX Spectrum was not intended for virtual effects.  But, when I see the glowing, flashing red castle and see my pinball disappearing into translucent towers, I begin to wonder about such exaggerated reality of fiction.  One of my favorite TV messages for Advanced Pinball Simulator is, “2 Balls Left”.  I need more balls in my life.  Basketball, football, baseball, soccer ball, tennis ball, golf ball, softball, foul ball, hard ball, and… oh, wait.  There’s no such thing as “hard ball”.  I need more balls in my life.  Pinball is a really good place to start!  You will see potions; you will imagine thunder; you will explode with thunderous applause, and so.  It’s a nice game.  My high score initials for the game are YUMMY.  I just type the high score initials with my keyboard, hit enter, and space.  The evil wizard will call me YUMMY.  Why?  I’m hungry.  There’s no food on my computer.  Every apple is not an Apple.  I want to eat my Apple computer.  Okay, okay!  I’m fooling around.  Maybe my personality can speak for itself.  Advanced Pinball Simulator is an important history lesson.  And, it’s enjoyable.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Review-of-Advanced-Pinball-Simulator-Apple-PS5-907802305

Poem- “So Random”

“So Random”

Violent solutions are imaginary answers to power.

Morals can be fiction.

Building the strength keeps hunger down.

A soda straw is a straight slip.

I do have a suspicious personality to neighbors who have no greetings.

Having color does not just make you a stylist.

My giant pink comb is hand-knotted with remains and leftovers.

“Please use other door,” says every honest business.

The critic is a brown bird who just wants to eat worms in a dangerous nest.

Retro gamers are often scrapping and nitpicking expirations.

A puzzle needs intellectual effects of building for matter.

The hidden coffee is artificial and the lotus is cursive.

Anger is not round timber.

Most of California is waterless and dirty.

And, if we’re dirty, we need to use soap and “water”.

Do you see why disease is a problem?

Cola is not drenching me with pink hair anymore.

I’ve been talking to sundowners.

I’m spreading knees around this chair to remember mental facilities.

If the corn is dead, it’s not healthy.

The controls for my keyboard are not too vigorous.

Crisscrossing decorations hold a tree down to graceful light.

Every human has a private account of his life and a public account outside.

Supplies and parts, are not, parts and supplies.

Quality is better than amusement.

If you don’t know, there’s no answering; you’re just lucky if anything happens.

When programmers do major repair, they don’t need so many updates.

Are they going to sleep on the job?

You know, until problems shock the public and make customers angry?

Gardening the backyard is ornamental where I come from.

It’s nothing but fancy talk for inferior neighbors.

Darkness remains under the influence of sober light.

Slang is a personal injury.

Marriage is familiar partnership, as much between man and woman.

Fast food is mostly not malpractice.

But, you need to watch healthy food more.

Slang is negative compensation for ignorance.

Traffic on the road can be such a mental collision of sense.

Truth should not be very diagnostic.

Liberty needs dismantling for greater freedoms.

Mario does not really fix the backflow of evil and it’s only temporary.

Criticism should not just be a referral service for money.

Controls should be dispensing a general function of play.

A blind man always gets hurt by nobody.

McDonald’s is not just American food.

It’s also Chinese food.

Hell is not congress.

It’s too gross and violent for any such united power.

Hell is denominationally evil.

Drunks are negative compressors of instinct.

Stamp collections are decorative, frail, and worth a piggy bank.

Pac-Man today is more likely to be an arcade copy and not the original.

Counseling should not be the only result of law.

The controls need straightening.

Gum disease is a disease which causes a person to chew gum all day.

It’s suspicious equipment for the lazy.

Mario enters pipelines to defeat reptilian monsters of fortune.

Arcades are pedestrian types of gaming.

Sliding is not opening.

You can slide a present on the floor and refuse to open it.

PONG is not boring equipment, but it’s a primitive future.

Fast food is not an emergency notification service.

Remember that!

Super Mario Bros. 2 is not agricultural.

Mail is a leafing transmission.

Lust is a broken string of charm.

Lust is a general contract of feeling with the random.

No joker is a handyman.

Music should be the hearing aid of wonder for vibrations.

Parents get energy home for the rules.

Conservatives abuse home security.

The arcade room of video games is residential with electric virtue.

Game controllers are not hunting equipment.

Broken games can be burial to waste management.

“Privacy for access” is kind of a contradiction in terms.

Videogames should not be so… analytical.

A word like “analytical” is more proper for hardcore science.

My hair is made of golden lasers with curls of blood.

Programmers may remove something without detection beforehand.

Dr. Mario is not really medical.

Democracy is remediation, not royal.

Politics is not musical.

But, we do have important vibrations of justice.

Outdoor living for video games is not really that rare.

But, people play video games at home when they do, as often is the case.

Mario needs jumping instruction from the player.

However, the player must think of Mario’s jumping instruction.

Obstacles get in the way of sudden feelings.

When you fill out the application for a job, never (never) make it decorative.

That’s fake!

The eating people are builders of strength.

Parents are boarding youth into smart knowledge of wonder.

Mario has a new pipe for ravioli.

Mario involves encroachment with greed.

For grammar, you must serve the process of meaning under the view.

There’s often creative differences of learning.

Mario Kart needs more racing apparel.

A diet is mortal remodeling.

God does have new constructions of living.

Controllers are usually not cubiform.

Glory is the variation of light.

The chest is a pitcher of fortunes.

Instinct comes from the snake’s wild apple.

Some games have cold directions.

Gameplay is a kind of tacking for victory.

Record-breakers may be hacking the charm of sport.

Fast food does not go where the plate stands.

The supernatural is like frozen candy ropes.

NES controller is a topgallant device.

Below the night does neon rise.

Wearing the controller at length is necessary sometimes for the Wii.

Slang is a dark bloom of exaggeration.

Not every controller is a bellflower that leads to freezing rest.

Popcorn is dead for a beautiful theater.

Faltering controls may help me realize doubt.

Make controls work for a taskmaster, not for a lazy gamer.

The crossroads between virtue and vice are rails into paths.

A feminine virtue is not the broken rainbow of disgust.

My controls are rushy.

The controls for a cell phone are too rushy.

It’s not good for gameplay.

Sonic needs the aerial lift for his bouncing on occasion.

Sonic eats junk food and needs shoe repair.

Oops!

Who wants singing telegrams?

A working controller should be energetic.

However, that doesn’t mean a human player is ready.

I am pathological.

I need to be, with mental illness.

But I can be peaceful and polite.

Old video games are not very stereophonic.

The moon rests in a sunroom.

Players still need to be cabling games.

The “used” food is worthless for sharing.

Normal driving is not trucking.

Remember the time Mario was riding Yoshi and feeding him apples?

He was veterinary.

Do not put video games in cold storage.

Americans are softening bad habits into fashion of power.

I have special needs for mentality.

https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/So-Random-907673769

Videogame Review, Guitar Hero Arcade for the Arcade (Original Arcade Machine)

Videogame Review, Guitar Hero Arcade for the Arcade (Original Arcade Machine)

My guitar stinks.  Do you smell what the… oh, excuse me.  I need to review this arcade machine.  It’s an arcade machine.  You can still find it in Laughlin, Nevada at Edgewater Hotel & Casino.  It’s near the hole-in-the-wall, close to a 24-hour quickie store.  Do I like the game?  Yes!  But, there’s still problems.  Guitar Hero Arcade is a blast from the past.  I know this.  I was playing Guitar Hero Arcade for a couple days during my vacation to Laughlin, Nevada.  I spent $25 dollars.  Most songs cost 1 dollar each.  Some songs cost 2 dollars each.  I was using real money to pay for the “other” money.  The “other” money comes in specially marked golden coins.  It’s a classic example of business inflation for the arcade.  At least my gaming can seem less expensive with the pseudo numbers.  Guitar Hero Arcade was a “classic”.  Is it still a classic?  Well, it depends on how you look at the subject of interest.  The songs can play rough and I must use my special “guitar” controller to adjust to the TV issues.  The TV for Guitar Hero Arcade does have interesting, unique moments.  Look at the rock music.  Do you see what I see?  I see problems.  Notice that Guitar Hero Arcade is mostly rock music only.  We do not get Folk music; we do not get Jazz music; we do not get Romance music; we do not get Religious music; we do not get Kids music; we do not get Easy Listening music; we do not get Golden Oldies music, etc.  Hell!  We do not even get Elvis!  ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!  Or, maybe I’m a little tipsy with a drink and don’t remember that much.  You can choose a character in Guitar Hero Arcade; however, the characters are just mostly clones with distinctions of looks and appearance only.  You will find plenty of rock music to sample from.  But Guitar Hero Arcade is a liberal stereotype.  There ain’t no minstrels!  There ain’t no romances!  There ain’t no parrot heads!  Okay, I confess.  I’m a monster.  I listen to just about anything.  You probably notice my disorderly fashion of music.  Since I review videogames, my reviews are more behavioral than developmental.  I’m not the most electrifying type of guy.  There’s nice graphics for Guitar Hero Arcade.  Trust me!  Guitar Hero Arcade will melt your nostalgia buds.  I don’t need a guitar strap.  The guitar controller is heavy enough.  In fact, when playing “guitar” for Guitar Hero Arcade it feels like I’m lifting a weight.  It doesn’t feel like a dumbbell.  It feels more like a plane crash; especially, during intense moments when the TV has video issues and graphical distortions.  Seeing prisoners in the “jailhouse rock concert” is pretty funny and glorious to view.  Guitar Hero Arcade does have Heart.  Keep in mind that Guitar Hero Arcade does not have Peter, Paul and Mary or anything of the like.  Let me guess… you do not know Peter, Paul and Mary.  That’s sad.  Guitar Hero Arcade is missing A LOT of guitar artists from the past.  This is still a visual game with colorful beauty.  It’s just unfortunate that Guitar Hero Arcade was more of a divisive symbol of the liberal arts and less of a universal praise for quality assistance.  Playing with credits does work to a degree.  1-dollar and 2-dollar songs both work.  Banging my head with the “guitar” controller does take practice and the heavy load is enough to be the greatest distraction at Edgewater Hotel & Casino in Laughlin, Nevada.  Most visitors to Edgewater Hotel & Casino in Laughlin, Nevada don’t go to the arcade.  I don’t understand their fear and shy personalities.  You can find some modern games in the arcade.  Guitar Hero Arcade did let me show off and attract some visitors to the arcade room.  Some people were coming near the arcade room.  They wanted to know what the “loud music” was.  Guitar Hero Arcade does have loud music.  There was even a cool dude with a nice haircut, who, from seeing me play Guitar Hero Arcade, was dancing near me and banging his head with peace-hand signals while I was playing.  I’m not that good at Guitar Hero Arcade.  (Playing with my smallest finger is tough!)  I’m in the minority of video games in this case.  Guitar Hero Arcade does have a lot to offer.  It’s a shame.  But, from my recent visit to Edgewater Hotel, I think there’s way too much “rock” and not enough other music to keep the blood flowing in my temple.

(Do you know who a minstrel is?  Listen to this song: “Minstrel of the Dawn” by Gordon Lightfoot.  Find the song on YouTube.)

Poem- “To Be Random”

“To Be Random”

Disease is convalescent with proper treatment.

There’s a variety of moves for your nice conversion.

Some errors look like ugly crankshaft.

Bugs continue rigging in makeshift fashion.

You’re dusting the open seed.

Data storage must be complete or the bugs will escape.

A fart is not laughing gas.

If you throw a crown from a bridge, knights can swim for light of justice.

Junk is not a discount and it’s only low price.

Every brat becomes the ditching critic.

Video games are commercial; however, video games are not that industrial.

For a cartoon, I can say something like this:

“I hurt the donut’s feelings with a hazardous gift of soft hammers.”

The road is just a strip of organizing light.

If I put your money in the garbage can, would you leave it alone?

Or, would you just get sick of business?

A fountain drink never has dry ice.

Robots are having electric company in a small, little house.

Temporary help fails as a career.

Wrestling isn’t civil.

Actors need to be shoring emotions within means of truth.

True critics turn out to be negative estimators of living for important goals.

Some artists only have emotional fitness and need to get physical with merit.

You can’t do fingerprinting with your toes!

“When you protect the fire, it’s not fire protection.”

A fireplace is exclusive from location of comfort.

Hell is not a firestop.

Junk food should not be institutional.

Forwarding data does not guarantee a program free of bugs.

Protection often transforms the status of entertainment into ruin.

I know.

You’re going to talk.

Stop refinishing my philosophy with new ideas.

PONG machines are now garbage collections for historical interest.

Every combo needs alterations.

The mirror is a dark window of your copy.

Some old games need a retrofit window of programming.

Heavy metal music in the bar sometimes feels hollow and bare.

I like being random in this situation.

This is why my ex-girlfriends find me disagreeable.

Online gaming is never private and is always public.

They need to repair a dirty sport into good use of competition.

Videogames may have more reloading.

Hair cutting is hair removing.

A hazardous vacation is bullshit from the movies.

Controllers should only be assistive devices for the work of a genius.

Divorce is a heating contract for enemies.

Rating energy for athletes is important for healthy sports.

A new religion can help with alternative care.

No horse training for unicorns is available.

A religion must be flexible or total destruction will happen.

With so much distance to cover, assistance for the homeless is impossible.

Hydroseeding is a garden method.

A history lesson is the exchange of decay and gloss.

Ornamental food is usually not healthy.

A steadfast purpose leads to the ultimate despotism of humanity.

Light is not a color since light meets the nature of all existence.

You must be refacing emotions while talking with people, due to the nature.

Some golfers have vulgar maintenance of playing the irrelevant sport.

They do not deserve rewards and ceremony.

A novelty is usually not educational; or, if it is, it’s only news to idiots.

If you need to repair Santa’s gifts on arrival, he did a bad X-mas service.

Make-up artists exaggerate for the personal views.

Most video games are not theatrical.

Natural marble isn’t vulgar unless a fool ruins it.

Are people really too poor in America to consult merchandise?

A 1st-person shooter video game is not martial.

Junk food is the bad grammar of cooking.

A normal human being does not observe much medical management.

They’re roofing quality outside a house of dispute.

Every robot could use metal stamping at the post office.

Every recipe involves the communications of weather, food, and materials.

“With mosquito control, you do not have controls for a mosquito.”

Vehicles keep recycling distance until they’re broken or out of gas.

You don’t always need the move for labor to happen.

Bathrooms are exhaust systems for germs.

Games need to be nondestructive, ergonomic, and full service of diversions.

Language is edible of vocal meanings.

Young children are never occupational.

A fantasy is not optical for human sight.

America needs limiting partitions for the United States.

God is not a pasta machine.

Money involves the preparation of supply and demand with references.

Without performance, there’s no art.

Artists require personal development and outside resources.

I don’t like controls with excessive retouching.

Teachers are developmental; students are behavioral.

Too many gamers have learning problems.

While gaming, a controller is not that facial to your view.

Love is internal medicine, not external charm.

Some controls are only preventive functions.

Gaming can be a vascular merit of skills.

Every cook needs to also be plating.

A wireless controller is somewhat portable even if the TV is not portable.

Vulgar teachers do not have clean pressure for their lessons.

You must be prestressed by a teacher to remember homework.

Fast food is not a perfect healing service of nutrition.

What subject are the nutrition facts for?

We should use pyrometers for angry humans.

Even if something is perfect, there’s rebuilding of quality control to be done.

Saddlery can be so romantic.

Sonic the Hedgehog is sandblasting with extreme feet and aerial legs.

Preschool is not “old school”.

A seed should be clean, with fair earth under the stars.

Mario is not a sewer cleaner.

He just attacks evil creatures and collects coins.

Every roof needs the milkshake.

Buttons are electrical signs of power.

The review is a small claim.

Education is the organization of information.

Fashion is the disorder of information.

To read poetry, you need to be able to provide a sound system for the text.

Angry men need to clean their steam.

The bugs in a program just grind.

Old video games are not “live”.

Beauty is topsoil of emotion.

Truck bodies don’t need shampoo.

Wrecking is not refinement.

Harsh instructions can make you go tumbling into failure.

Mean Americans believe that urgent care is pathetic.

Customer service is mostly not an emergency.

Kindergarten is pretreatment of manners.

There’s no weight control for body inflation.

Do you think “winch” is slang?

If you do, you’re wrong.

Wireless communication is not always possible.

We still need materialism for reference.

Beavers in the wild are woodworking.

The waste basket is fresh and my rubbish is clean until later.

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