Videogame Review, “Mario Kart 8”

Videogame Review, “Mario Kart 8”

Dr. Mario heads through downloading drivers into ice cream traffic cones to visit a dinosaur at a gingerbread house, stopping by Undead Motors for a king’s oil and sunshine parts to his midget racing car so he can upload his 1-Up Fuel and see dandelion rainbows and kitchen ghosts.  The Italian American also happens to visit a princess in her kitty costume who nearly runs over birds and frogs, but Cheep Cheep Beach is still an aqua blue crystal clear and he has so much trouble with Rainbow Thwomps who crunch out all their teeth.  The doctor who is that plumber owns a nice glowing subcoaster because of his funds from the canyon’s gingerbread crowd.  Two princesses work in a pastry shop and become responsible for the phenomenal tunnel hall donuts, but Dr. Mario drives in “Don’t Know Jungle” against thoughts for useless coins and hopes to Mario that Toad Harbor doesn’t have any toads.  Once upon major times, Mario saved a castle’s hot air balloons from burning with Bowser’s Oil by kicking the bucket.  The wild woods is an environment like lit candle houses have it since Princess Peach’s servants live in the same houses as miners do live in, while Dr. Mario must drive where dolphins wear goggles and protect their home from underwater electric eels.  He happened to have driven through the Dragon Driftway and get the taste of seeing ninja murals, and the twisted mansion has a good shortcut to Waluigi’s Library which ghosts dine near without looking at plumbers or carpenters and becoming gone materials.  Mama Luigi knows a princess who owns an electrodome where Toadstool Disco plays and boney flowers dance to the beats.  He’s Mario’s brother, and also a mother.  Of course, grave skull creatures sail on a vain ship in Bone-Dry Dunes; Dr. Mario has been working with environments of someone’s choices, and now Tone-Fry Maroons will swelter in a bad music park after these mysterious sands reflect the halos of cloudy vines in the heavens.  Mario’s vehicle has a fuzzy battery, too.  He takes the sports drink made from a burning monkey’s bananas and also makes a pitstop by Lemmy’s Tire Service; Lemmy rips him off, so this plumber gets by the mushroom piston and watches an actor on Mario Kart Television named Captain Falcon.  The brave racer says on TV, “Show me your moves!”  Of course, a mute city is the Tron of Zelda, and so Dr. Mario turns into metal sometimes and conducts a machine with bars over bullets and trials, putting on a golden wheel towards Mario Motors.  He gets involved with a mannered purchase for a dolphin at the Super Marine World Dive Shop; however, he nearly gets fisted by a Lava Godzilla and enters himself for the fun flowers, stopping by the tropical grocery for mushrooms that won’t quit and getting waved at by so many dinosaurs and dancing natives with long noses.  Did I tell you about Yoshi’s Egg Market?  Well, there’s plenty of eggs on the mountains, and Mario crashes with stars before getting struck by cute lightning.  Dr. Mario hates it with gritting teeth when some goombas do the cha cha dance on one of his raceways; Captain Toad’s toy store will put smiles on people who wear masks, and there’s a coffeehouse that serves coconuts right by the subway.  Shy guys have worked with metals and jewelry since 1987 and have been meowing since Nintendo’s dawning era, and selected few shy guys fly on galaxy air to places that advertise the doctor’s plumbing gear.  Where do these planes come from?  Why, the Boomerang Brothers International Airlines!  The airplane facility is a sunshine airport that supports the Organization for Women’s Racing.  Sometime in the future, more princesses will own dream gliders and get plenty of bananas, so Dr. Mario rides on the Bowser Ship Rollercoaster and thinks about how he spent his time at a park as a baby, even owned the park as a baby.  He ignores usual commercials about turtle shells since he’s also a scientist who solves puzzles and gets rid of germs; he’s trying to defeat a dictator in a race.  King Koopa wants to build rollercoasters down the drain and torture gold folks, but Mario won’t let him hurt feelings.  Mario talked to the Big Bad Wolfe, who wears a Hawaiian shirt and looks out from the tanned coast at night auroras and one wonderful lighthouse in comfortable daytime.  The Big Bad Wolfe also has a mother who dresses herself an apron in her Animal Crossing world; Dr. Mario leads the other racers from Undead Motors, going sightseeing in a city that belongs to a princess’s servant who happens to be a captain: Captain Toad.  (He also works as Construction Worker Toad.)  A camera-alien’s sign raises a battle-cry alarm when two or three guys drive backwards, but Dr. Mario dodges sumo musical balloons and gets to the castle’s hot air balloons by mushroom flight.  Captain Toad’s Propeller Toad Transport Buses offer great service even in the face of goodness.  Dr. Mario smacked his face onto a snowy tree by Wario’s dam last week, but now, his sunshine parts are working!  King Koopa loses in the race and Dr. Mario gets all kinds of trophies in the shapes of eggs, flowers, stars, diamonds; yep. At last, he can be a plumber and a racer, but his carpenter job was awful: he had to, 80’s then, use a mallet first on a fireball, then after then he picked up a pipe to guard a gorilla whom he will later get banana energy drinks from.  (ColecoVision, eh?)  Mama Luigi knew ghosts who didn’t eat much at the twisted mansion’s fountain; besides, a doctor is conditioned for orders in new ways as time flies.  Dr. Mario had such a marvelous kiss from Princess Peach by the castle during the 90’s; now hot air balloons are free to roam with creatures wherever they slumber: ice ice, dry dry, moo moo, cheep cheep, sweet sweet.  As their old folks say, “Press A to start!”