“Stupid Umpire”
A baseball game starts.
The game is exciting.
The pitcher throws the ball.
The ball makes it over the plate.
The stupid umpire yells,
“Strike 6!”
The crowd does not like the stupid umpire.
The pitcher throws the ball.
The ball makes it over the plate.
The stupid umpire shouts,
“Ball 35!”
The crowd does not like the stupid umpire.
The pitcher throws the ball.
The ball makes it over the plate.
The stupid umpire screams,
“Strike 19!”
The crowd does not like the stupid umpire.
The pitcher throws the ball.
The ball makes it over the plate.
The stupid umpire complains,
“Fast ball!”
The crowd does not like the stupid umpire.
The pitcher throws the ball.
The ball makes it over the plate.
The stupid umpire yells,
“My eyes hurt! Do that again!”
The crowd does not like the stupid umpire.
The pitcher throws the ball.
The ball makes it over the plate.
The stupid umpire cheers and yells,
“Strike 83!”
The crowd does not like the stupid umpire.
The pitcher throws the ball.
The ball makes it next to the plate.
The stupid umpire jumps and shouts,
“Slow ball! Do that again! I wasn’t looking!”
The crowd does not like the stupid umpire.
The pitcher throws the ball.
The ball makes it to the plate next over.
The stupid umpire says out loud,
“Safe and foul!”
The crowd does not like the stupid umpire.
A new batter comes up to the plate.
The pitcher throws the ball.
The ball hits the batter’s head.
The stupid umpire yells,
“He is safe!”
The crowd does not like the stupid umpire.
Another new batter comes up to the plate.
There goes the pitch.
The ball bounces on the plate.
The stupid umpire shouts with praise and screams,
“Strike 5!”
The crowd does not like the stupid umpire.
The pitcher throws another one.
The ball makes it just over the home base.
The stupid umpire yells,
“Ball Zero!”
The crowd does not like the stupid umpire.
The pitcher throws the ball.
The ball makes it over the plate.
The batter hits a homerun.
The umpire shouts,
“Strike 3! You’re safe!”
The crowd roars and does a boo.
The home baseball team kicks the stupid umpire out of the baseball stadium.
The baseball game is exciting again.
The baseball teams never need to win this game.
And, that was THE END of the stupid umpire.
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