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Thursday, February 8, 2018

Videogame Review, WWF Smackdown! Just Bring It for the Playstation 2 (PS2, Sony)


Videogame Review, WWF Smackdown! Just Bring It for the Playstation 2 (PS2, Sony)

3D in general is too flashy on vibrations which are unlikely.  If it was up to the game, Triple H would move as fast as Rey Mysterio and the Rock could pound someone in the air with Big Show’s power.  Trish Stratus is turned into a hot goddess only for the camera angles to misrepresent her personality with horrible effects such as frog skin, icy hair, and a cowgirl wardrobe which doesn’t meld well with the 3D, a third dimension (and hence 3D) which can be described as interrupted forms of magnificence that need help rather than merely courage.  Everything on the game just seems really, really dumb.  

My finishing moves here are executed with impossible damage when all I have to do is make a wrestler flinch by a couple of inches before pressing this way-too-simplistic button, and, to tell you the truth, it would’ve been of no use, for my first PS2 controller eventually broke under the pressure and that’s considering Sony’s original design for the joystick- for that matter, the PS2 controller would’ve been as bad as some of the original Atari 5200 controllers because its circuitry relies on the incoming dirt and grime to later on slow down in function to a halt.  My family bought a PS2 system from its near beginning reign and honestly the system performed disk-loading functions terrifically whereas controller after controller, including those from Mad Catz, just got destroyed from the simple playing of a video game.  Considering how well we’ve taken care of the N64 to its present quality of performance, that’s not good.  Still it can be said that the PS2 went through developments and functionality issues as a system must have its flaws when Sony labels it with a “2”.  Maybe my grammar is strange here and yet I’m attempting at casual behavior since this text represents how I speak and words in general for the PS2 games ought to be positive unless there’s crap out there to unload; no really, there’s something neat about the PS2 even with the flaws in mind.  

Back to what I’m saying about WWF’s game!  Its 3D is not attractive nor is it pleasant.  Wrestlers around the ring move more like rubber bands than bone and flesh.  Elasticity in the third dimension provides us with fluid characters and yet physics are wildly inaccurate for our immediate consumption.  Here’s a list of problems: floating faces, dumb chests, salty movements, a terrible finish, Russian leg sweeps as awkward as Bret Hart in the Simpsons episode where he heard a roaring native (although the game isn’t cartoonish), and, in general, way too many flicks and gestures of scenery which kill the mood and leave us with less of what fluid digitality there is.  Did I mention my first PS2 controller broke?  Something has to constantly give with poor exaggerations on this PS2 game until my head grows its nausea out of complete boredom, embarrassment, and provocative self-defeat.  

Surely my family has been at fault for choosing the wrong types of entertainment, yet there’s got to be substance to any originality in some game before we can explain on a living dignity for such program.  Kurt Angle’s milk truck would’ve been more funny if he was dressed in a cow outfit and blew an old-fashioned horn, so, between visuals that count and images which display the heat of trouble for 3D representation, Just Bring It is more of a wild, imaginary dissatisfaction compared to WWF Raw for the Xbox.  

To be sure, if I just referred to THOSE games between Xbox and PS2, I’d say Xbox wins.  That’s because the Xbox game has more of an organized approach which displays the heat of battle in artistry that is more living human bone and yet special and hardcore, although the PS2 game represents the gameplay of idiocy without maximizing any and all visuals into pleasant attraction for which terrific games can demand an appropriate flow.       


Photo Attribution: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/WWFSmackDownJustBringIt.jpg

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