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Monday, August 30, 2021

Videogame Review, Hogan’s Alley for the Nintendo Entertainment System (w/ Brand New Retrozapper)

Videogame Review, Hogan’s Alley for the Nintendo Entertainment System (w/ Brand New Retrozapper)


You do not get “more life” for playing a video game.  You play a game; however, you do not get more life.  Your life remains as a design even if there’s a game.  There’s no such thing as a life with no life.  I’m giving these facts of evidence for truth of the moment concerning this video game.  Sure, video games often provide you with “lives” as a label for fiction and fantasy; however, those “lives” are more like labels for video enhancement of gameplay, as opposed to your own very life of blood, sweat, and tears in gears of living.  Perhaps you have doubts about these facts of evidence for truth just for the sakes of awareness and temper.  I understand that!  Power is very annoying even when you know what you did wrong.  Hogan’s Alley is definitely a good NES game.  Keep in mind that Game A is still quite unfair due to primitive controls and difficulty.  In particular, when using my brand new Retrozapper for Hogan’s Alley, there’s still windows of opportunity for doubting about in relation to move, detection, and hit.  With Game A in particular, my controller must really be on the “dot” or else I’ll screw up.  The Retrozapper absolutely works fine!  From the looks of things, I think the Retrozapper is working at its best for Hogan’s Alley.  A problem with “box TV sets” can be sensed from the very direct quote.  You do get a box TV set.  But, the “old” TV is NOT a camera.  That really impacts gameplay.  Back in “the old days”, a camera was not very mobile and portable.  So, Americans and some others around the planet Earth were getting box TV sets with brilliant light and color concerning something called “Standard Definition” or SD.  I still see Standard Definition video on my cable TV even with HD video.  Of course, much of this “standard definition” video today compares ill to high definition, and, even for standard definition, TV selection varies.  I don’t play Hogan’s Alley on a flat screen TV.  Instead, I use a box TV set.  You might call this a pathetic reference.  Then again, without my help, you would probably not know how to set up Hogan’s Alley, so you should pay attention.  Hogan’s Alley is a fun game.  Game B is the absolute best experience of the games available in this package.  Hogan’s Alley is actually a collection of 3 games- Game A, Game B, and Game C.  Game A is basic window shopping; Game B is like a game of 2 Ducks; and, Game C should favor anyone with a brand new Retrozapper like mine.  The Retrozapper was designed exclusively for some games, including Hogan’s Alley, and has a nice handle for grip and rotation.  Do you know what’s scary about Hogan’s Alley?  The game is not scary.  But, if you’re playing video games in the future, you’re probably going to have to forget the past.  You will probably have to forget the past.  It’s not because you really WANT to.  It’s because, we get a history of video games over the generations and years; and, you won’t be able to eat up our entire history of video games in 2 days.  Nope!  Not even 2 years!  Think about PONG.  PONG is a legend from about 50 years ago.  You would think I’m crazy if I said to you, “Hey!  Let’s play every video game ever made in the last 50 years!”  Why?  Because 50 years is now a life!  Millions of Americans have died during the evolution of video games.  Sad, really sad.  At least I have enough courage to go near the drain.  Most women won’t follow me in this hobby.  No, not at all!  I wonder how many people really play video games.  Hogan’s Alley can be a classic with a little more elbow grease in programming.  Nintendo did give players some dramatic moments with the Nintendo Entertainment System.  And, since most games for the Nintendo Entertainment System are short and light, you don’t have to risk a lifetime for a simple controller and another game.  The game doesn’t give me “more life”.  I just have a life for playing a video game.




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