Movie Review, “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie” (1990)

Movie Review, “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie” (1990)

It’s a parody of Japanese attention.  Of course, the movie often steers off course in wit and humor for the turtle guys who are having original visits with enemies along their city’s lines.  So much has to happen and it does and not only it does but it happens with the variations on graphics: pizza, green turtle skin, a hairy rat man, and Shredder’s pretentious outfit.  Turtles are constant elements in their own demise as they struggle to contain themselves and have confidence even with their easy victories, so, between themselves and between them and other foes, drama is kindled upon the sheer opportunities available to a reporter of wild appearances and a general home base in the sewer for pizza and ridiculous ninja moves.  Here I must admit as a critic that it’s not necessarily my job to take a movie’s story, dismiss it, and come up with my own.  Hollywood controls its borders as well as other hot locations on Earth for filmmaking and “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” is a movie that is so funny, so paradoxical, so in-your-face and kind that the poetry industry should get a kick out of the fantastic action.  Although this movie is special, that doesn’t mean it doesn’t have generics.  Consider the weeds in a field somewhere in which no turtle makes the outgrowth into soup for dignity but instead just meditates under a blue ghost.  Shredder’s demise, like the turtles’, is emotional for him since he’s taken a pet from the cage and faced his own scar in absence of mirrors.  Pretension as the Shredder has it often stems from lack of self-awareness until abstract things are rectified on too many conditions to count.  For example, look at the Shredder’s glittery cape.  Doesn’t the cape make him look prettier and more gullible than Superman?  Let’s also consider the turtles themselves.  What’s their problem with Domino’s Pizza?  Usually you’ll find them on their off days (as indicated in the movie’s beginning discourse) waiting on filthy seats for pizza in its wake of time and space, sometimes before their ninja master gets unwanted toppings on his hairdo.  Comedy is subtle here.  Still it can be said the turtles are of the vulgar kind in regards to superheroes; in fact, there’s a scene where a turtle is so concentrated on an elf’s lips that his car-repairman gives him a rag out of mere spleen and discomfort for complete surprises in a garage by the city’s countryside.  To hide in the shadows might be a turtle’s call if the ninja master’s tragic story of losing a friend for the whole family is to be reconciled on with as much gusto, determination, and witty sarcasm as the rest of the turtle club.  Really, seriously.  “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” isn’t exactly an accurate depiction of Japan and only from rigid missions and funny visuals will you see much in the turtles’ obstruction of justice.  Parody can’t always be that real.  Humor has to be its own element in regards to other elements such as drama and adventure and as so the movie shouldn’t be offensive to someone with a keen eye for originality, exaggerations, and wildly accurate missions for fiction.

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