April Fools’ Day Videogame Review, Bayonetta Kicks the Bucket for the Sega Bluejay Gaming Console
She just kicks a bucket inside Walmart. So what? No, I’m joking. She’s dead.
Now, sing:
“Ding-dong, the witch is dead! Which old witch? The wicked witch.
Ding-dong, the wicked witch is dead!
Wake up, you sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the wicked witch is dead!
She’s gone where the goblins go below, below, below, yo ho.
Let’s open up and sing, and ring the bells out.
Ding-dong, the merry-o! Sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know the wicked witch is dead!”
Do you believe me? April Fool! The game doesn’t exist. Is the classic song still the same?
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