Weight Gain Story- “The Aristofattes”

Weight Gain Story- “The Aristofattes”

A jazz band of cats keep playing their song in rampant beat while other cats all around them get into a food fight.  The song follows:

“Everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be so fat!”

(pies are thrown everywhere)

“Everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be so fat!”

(two cats swallow food from jelly jars)

“Everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be so fat!”

(a dozen ice cream buckets fall on top of a grey cat)

“Everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be so fat!”

(some orange cat drinks from a water balloon)

“Everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be so fat!”

(the barking dogs dive into a pizza box)

“Everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be so fat!”

(pineapple juice is dripping into a turtle’s mouth by the kitchen)

“Everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be so fat!”

(more pies are thrown everywhere along with 3 wedding cakes and a pogo stick)

“Everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be so fat!”

(Superman is attacked by the Flying Spaghetti Monster)

“Everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be so fat!”

(all the rats and mice begin rocking around the Christmas tree)

“Everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be so fat!”

(two guys walk into a bar)

“Everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be so fat!”

(it’s raining doughnuts outside where the circus is offering free body inflations)

“Everybody wants to be… sooooo… FAT!”

Note:  This story is a parody of “The Aristocats” movie from Disney(1970).

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