Gaming Console Review, Sega Genesis (Retro Gaming Console)
I talk about myself too much I think. Some readers believe that I am a critic and such. Well, maybe I am a critic, but I do please myself with the Sega Genesis when I want to.
However, let me talk about a type of person who will not likely be a fan of Sonic the Hedgehog. I am not like this type of person, but the guy exists. I will go into detail of what this person thinks about videogames just in general. Here it goes:
There is a man. He is an American man. In fact, he is very proud of America where he lives. He is a libertarian political believer. He believes that mythology and psychology are one subject. He gets very down to earth; very, very natural with his surroundings and enjoys awareness of reality when he is able. He is very much a naturalist in modern America. He does not play many videogames, if ever. He reads the newspaper every morning and enjoys greasy sausage at McDonald’s. He believes in freedom and he is always disappointed when freedom goes down with the dogs. Unfortunately, for him at least, he will need to join the Republican Party, even if the Republican Party does not seem very conservative to him anymore. He loves vernacular and honest country chat. He works in a warehouse and delivers bags of heavy concrete to a truck for shipping and marketing. He is a hardworking, blue collar workaholic. Sometimes, he believes in a classless society, but he doesn’t know what that is. He will only have a communist sense by accident without knowing it. And, although sometimes he plays videogames, he is not a very big fan. When I talk to him about Sonic the Hedgehog and describe him in basic terms, he gets grumpy, stops me from telling the story more, and says, “That’s stupid. I don’t want to hear it.” He does not really care about the blue hedgehog because the Sega character seems so impossible and crazy. He does not really care what critics and reviewers say. When I mention videogame reviewers to him, he quits listening with a hurt sense and revolts to say, “I can think on my own. Reviewers need to do something.” By his general nature, he tends to be very autistic in similar manners, he has learning difficulty with abstract imagination, and he does not want to listen to absurd fantasy. Sometimes, I pray to God and wish for his safety. But, the truth is, he is such a libertarian American in thought and feeling. Even religion will appear like a fantasy to him. He has nothing against God, but he gets very busy and will eventually get another job washing dishes in the back of a restaurant. He is rather plain and dull in general formality. He cares about the Republican Party and only cares about a fantasy like that of the Robot Chicken and South Park series of TV shows. He watches the Discovery channel and National Geographic; and, he cares about animals and the environment. He could care less about Sonic. Sure, Sonic sounds funny to him, but he just thinks he’s kind of loony and totally vague to any logical interpretation he tries at. People can play Sonic games. But, he just doesn’t really care about him. He is a libertarian American who desires logic, reality, nature, hikes on the mountains, trips to the barber shop, tattoos on his arm, funny curses on funny stickers, completely with a “do not tread on me” attitude. He only has one philosophy; and, his philosophy is, “No philosophy.” He thinks Aristotle is a fossil now. But, he generally is very kind and caring, he drives long distances and works hard at his warehouse job with other workers who give a hoot and laugh with him. He gets gift cards from Starbucks all the time from his family and he ends up giving them away. He thinks Starbucks’ coffee is too strong and hard to cure with any large amount of heavy cream. Of course, he complains about Democrats all the time. He does not understand their abstract imagination and believes the Democrat Party wants everyone to be out of it with mixed results. Sure, he has a Sega Genesis gaming console, but he does not know what to think of it. He guesses that people laugh and have pleasure with videogames, but he eats too much pizza and hamburgers and experiences so much confusion about speech and pleasure. Pleasure to him is like liberal fanaticism. He is aware that Sonic the Hedgehog can run and fight Doctor Eggman, but he doubts Sega’s imagination and wonders where the logic is behind all of this. He also believes that the Sega Dreamcast has terrible Sonic games. The Sega Genesis only seems to be a dusty jewel to him. The controller is hard to understand and he experiences agony when he forgets a password and does not know how to type it. He was growing up in his childhood with Special Education and, today, he gets a little angry and red hot in the face when he has speech difficulty and lusty feelings about ninja and comics. He does watch police documentaries. He will often oppose any ideas from a Democrat, but he also picks up and accepts a lot of Democrat ideas without really knowing it or being aware at the very least. He believes that he is born free and that he is born to shop. Eating cheeseburgers with extra bacon (please) is very important to him on a pleasing field trip for lunch in the far deserts of California. He reads Japanese manga, but he only understands half of it and misrepresents the rest. He will go on an unhealthy diet to save money and he believes that vegetarian diets are not that normal for everyday America. He thinks the Sega Genesis is okay, I guess. But, all in all, he is not a big talker and he is not nerdy in any particular way. He always has trouble with PC gaming technology and does not know what to do with it. He rarely spells his name with any exact focus or interest. Videogames only appeal to him for a while and then he gets too busy for money and forgets everything else about Sega and Microsoft and Sony and Nintendo and blah blah blah. He just wants to work and focus on reality.
https://www.deviantart.com/gameuniverso/art/Gaming-Console-Review-Sega-Genesis-991020613
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