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Monday, March 12, 2018

Videogame Review, Paddle Vs. Paddle for the PS4


Videogame Review, Paddle Vs. Paddle for the PS4

It’s too much of a good thing.  So many great things are used for this game until everything is rendered useless and unplayable.  Graphics flash, balls bounce, bubbles pop… then you have madness, chaos at way too much velocity and this pong-like game (as super as it gets exhilarating) becomes a big sore up your rear where your glowing paddle starts its glowing movements of defeat.  Defeat after defeat after defeat, I hardly get anywhere.  Balls at times move faster than you can blink your eye.  How unfair is that?  Very much so.  It’s impressive that the PS4 has so much capability that it can fail on itself in a game like Paddle Vs. Paddle.  Paddle Vs. Paddle is really a pong clone with implementations of pinball and archery although your paddles can hardly adjust a ball’s position upon its impact with such glowing, plain lines.  Vibrations go off and on during the program and my pong-game resembles a heated mess more than it does a fair, smooth pong game.  So many balls come in after I click or pop a notorious bubble and each futuristic pellet doesn’t have enough stamps of color to indicate fair animation and video style of presentation.  Honestly I’ve been only able to get a few points in 1st Player mode and the other multiplayer options basically require local time for the pong-like circumstances.  I don’t mind local multiplayer but the action required has to be possible to take.  Often my galactic icefields are shaken up through excessive display of feeling that it’s impossible for me to render gameplay reversed on ludicrous difficulties.  Like I’ve said, pong is the worst.  So when there’s a company that’s trying to beat a program to death and get everything to be fantastic and surmountable in fashion and bias, the public at large has to dismiss such colossus undertaking as faceless or rich, another program with strong implications of incompetence, just an application that burns your eyes and melts into a special void.  Playing Paddle Vs. Paddle on the PS4 (Playstation 4) reminds me of Red Alarm for the Virtual Boy.  Wait for it… a lot of you love Red Alarm for the Virtual Boy, don’t you?  Well, if you love high-end graphics with impossible demands of clumsy input, Paddle Vs. Paddle may be your game.  Maybe this PS4 game ought to be recognized as a visual treat for so much boredom of typical life in the sense of improving your cognitive function of fantasies, to go from point A to point B with senseless controls while micromanaging your gameplay expression.  But Paddle Vs. Paddle has hardly management let alone micromanagement: 1 player, 2 player, maybe more players, all for unworkable graphics and suggestions.  We might as well challenge an idiot to catch a bullet, or dispute with truth, or burn up with water.  However I put it Paddle Vs. Paddle makes use of so many improvements without a programmer’s good and healthy sense that gameplay is rendered applicable for a superman or a diving flash of God’s power.  In other words, this PS4 game would be great for God but not for living mortals.  Really, a customer is hardly God.  Japan often treats customers as gods because of poverty and displacement among their hungry public and hence excessive output of highly defined junk is put out on sale for the gamer’s chew and privilege.  This is a joke, kind of like Golden Axe.  Why pay attention to the most obvious and glaring visuals possible for a game even if gameplay if any is corrupted?  This pong game is too hard and, though it probably causes people playing it to discuss on possibilities, it’s really a display of arrogance since the atrocious speeds intermingle with pending modes of common sense.  Relax, have a cup of tea, consider this verifying review and purchase something else great. 




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