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Monday, February 25, 2019

“The Grudge” (Soda Parody)

“The Grudge”


Henry walked into a dark house on the street where neighbors kept reporting strange occurrences on.  Of course, he didn’t know much about Kayako and was pretty determined to set things right.  The young man stepped into the dark house with courage, fear, and enthusiasm.  It looked dark inside, so he headed to the kitchen to get something to drink.  Suddenly, out of nowhere from the corner of his eye, the groaning spirit of Kayako popped up and chased Henry in slow movements towards the fridge.  “UHHHHHH AHHHHHH!”  She groaned and made such a death note with her voice.  A guy like him knew exactly what to do; so, he opened the fridge, grabbed a can of Pepsi, and, after closing the fridge door, handed Kayako a Pepsi.  At first she hesitated and made grunting noises with her spiritually broken neck.  But then, she opened the tab and drank the soda bit by bit until it was gone and she smacked her lips in satisfaction.  “Thank you Henry.  I just needed a Pepsi, that’s all.”  Henry looked relieved and the two got along well under the roof where her son giggled like a cat and her nicely dressed husband roared with laughter; all of them, Henry and the others, together in the kitchen, and they lived happily ever after.

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