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Tuesday, March 22, 2022

Videogame Review, WCW Backstage Assault for the Nintendo 64 (Worst N64 Wrestling Games)

Videogame Review, WCW Backstage Assault for the Nintendo 64 (Worst N64 Wrestling Games)


Repeat after me, “AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”  Horrible.  It’s a N64 game from the past.  Basically, it was a game with theory of high definition when the Nintendo 64 video game console did not have “high definition” at all.  The instruction manual can act like a historical document of WCW wrestling.  But, boy!  The video looks horrible.  I just keep on laughing!  The wrestlers look so fake and outlandish.  Punches, kicks, and throws are corrupted data.  WCW Backstage Assault is junk.  At least I’ve only paid about $2 dollars.  For the “used game” money and price, I do laugh with some fun.  Running with your wrestler takes a lot of effort with the exaggerated sense of combat.  We do not get a presentation; we get an insult.  WCW was a wrestling business from the past.  By history standards for wrestling, WCW did have the wit and loose personality for the wrestlers that have not ever been done again by any other wrestling business, including the WWE or World Wrestling Entertainment business.  WCW was a really canny, witty, and outrageous program, especially with Bad Blood and nWo Red.  Hulk Hogan does not fight well in WCW Backstage Assault.  That tells you everything you need to know.  Fighting in the backstage arenas is messy, buggy, and error.  A “punch” just does not look like a punch.  Super Mario 64 has a primitive 3D video display.  However, the Mario classic game does still bring back positive memories and has reasonable use with the abstract imagination and unique camera angles.  WCW Backstage Assault is the opposite quality.  Everything just sucks the life out of me and I can’t stop laughing with disappointment.  I’m using a Rumble Pak.  It’s a rumble-accessory for the N64 controller.  But, honestly, the rumble feature in the game doesn’t do very much for me, or, I think for anyone.  Often the “rumble” does not happen when it should and, when I feel the rumble, the “rumble” does not connect with wrestling action well at all.  This is not surprising.  When the fighting looks so, so bad, how could the rumble feature work in “connection” with an N64 game that absolutely lacks connection?  The real-life commentary by the announcers make the experience even more embarrassing.  The announcers will mention something stupid about realism that we did not ever see for the Nintendo 64 console and that we never will see on the Nintendo 64 console.  The Nintendo 64 console was a great console for particular hit games.  Notice how particular Mario would be, or how particular Zelda would be, or how particular Tetris would be, all on the Nintendo 64 console.  It was very good that these particular games were receiving special treatments.  But, during the Nintendo 64 console’s history, and, Nintendo’s history for the Nintendo 64, so many games were weak programs and poor video.  Why?  Because the Nintendo 64 would be particular for some games and be nothing for other games.  WCW Backstage Assault was a work of terror and arrogance.  The fighting gets out of control on this N64 game and there’s even fire for backstage assault.  I was shocked about the roaring fire.  And, making matters worse, some Christian Californians were totally accepting of this rule-breaking conflict and did think it was a work of God.  Outrageous… simply, outrageous.




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