Videogame Review, Tekken Tag Tournament 2 for the PS3
Rough heads and gentiles battle for the championship. Trophies will be given for your accomplishments until each one is like a highscore of sorts, only with modern consideration. You’d probably like to know that I never cared for the original Tekken game back in the 90s: not enough gloss, not enough moves, and (resulting as such) not enough time. Some Playstation classics are just remnants that don’t match history’s gold of gaming except with notifications on popularity, injustice rather, stretching into the horizons for the dead. Because of the original classic we can see how the Tekken series has become a mash-up of sorts on PS3 ports. Not to mention the graphics are lacking on PS3’s port for TTT2 (Tekken Tag… you know what) because of all these ridiculous costumes they show you early on in the PS Now application. My times with Armor King all ended with him looking like an idiot: too many clothes, too many gadgets, too many clown items… ah! And purple cowboy hats? What the game tries really hard to do is make all cultures on Earth look completely, utterly retarded. Even the godless ogre has been made into some tiny monster who can’t step over the French lady much despite her applause for lame luxury towards the end. Maybe I’m not in the humor the programmers are in, so there’s got to be a cause for so much action in the game where thoughts hardly matter under their gaze, testing, and professional (unprofessional?) engineering. One moment it looks like the ogre’s going to be more than 3 times taller than everyone and then, in the fighting scene, he’s looking like a shrimp with horns added on to his exotic beard. Besides that the fighting scenes constantly run into slowdown because of the PS Now interface, the PS3 interface, the Sony Network interface, or all damn three. Match difficulty? Just you wait! I could punch a black-heart ninja with the same chop-chop motion by a French-speaking lady, able to pulverize him without a tan or stupid glasses. We don’t need the silly clothes. Yeah, I get it; I can dress up a ninja as a clown. Perhaps the ninja would like something more to say about getting into a clown outfit before fighting for his life and being damaged in vain; in fact, knowing my little brother, who took martial art classes, I don’t think the fighters in TTT2 would approve at all. And how could an average taxi cab driver take someone somewhere while the passenger is electrocuting himself? Or why does the French lady look like a pimple? Or why did the ogre shrink below the height he previously had? HD or not, Tekken Tag Tournament 2 is hardly realistic. People would be nervous as heck if they were fighting in a tournament with nothing but balloons and ribbons on! Rendering/drawing through its programming needs some kinks added to replace the bad ones. Intentions for this game were comedy but have ended up as nonsense. Play Mortal Kombat X instead.
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