“Garfield the Hedgehog”
He’s the slowest hedgehog in the world! A day for him typically begins with a nap, a tray of lasagna, and, even more napping. Garfield the Hedgehog wakes up everyday in a bad mood. Who likes Mondays? Or Nintendo games? Or, even Sony’s cute characters? I mean, he’s the slowest hedgehog in the world! Lasagna is very yummy. A little dog named Tails annoys Garfield and gets kicked in the butt off the dinner table. Oh, boy, does Garfield hate bubble baths. John has won nothing but a stupid boat from his trip to Hollywood, and did Garfield become a star? No. Unfortunately, no. He’s not in any show, movie, book, or even a videogame! John’s grandma tortures Garfield the Hedgehog- she just pets him and loves him and won’t let him go. At least Garfield gets ham. He LOVES ham! Look at him twirl while John cooks something in the kitchen. Tails may try getting his food unless Garfield kicks him off the dinner table again. The little orange hedgehog has great, big stripes all over him and rests under the blue blankey with his favorite teddy bear named Knuckles. Whenever the clock shouts out an alarm, Garfield busts it up with his claws and goes back to sleep, dreaming of Top Cat and Amy Rose kissing each other. And, eventually, an evil scientist captures Garfield the Hedgehog and turns him into a big, fat alien. THE END.
Note: This is a parody of Sonic the Hedgehog. Original character belongs to Sega and any resemblance to characters in real life, living or dead, is totally coincidental.
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