Poem- “New Ideas Really Stink”

“New Ideas Really Stink”

“I like trying out something new.”

Do you mean junk food?

Junk food is usually new ideas.

New ideas, from junk food, include the following:

Cotton candy

Ice cream

Soda

Gummy worms

Gummy bears

Licorice

Stuffed crust pizza

Triple cheeseburger

Sweet potato fries

Frozen dinners

Candy

Double stuff

Extra cheese

Fast food

Pizza delivery

Microwave oven

Extreme obesity

Millions of heart attacks

Lack of exercise

The running car

Elephantine women

Fat slobs

Videogames

TV

Electronic cigarettes

“Light” beer

Drug wars

Secret sauce

Secret ingredients

Secret recipes

Extreme weight loss

Heavy guts

Survival shows

Virus

Lazy Americans

Freezer

Fridge

A can opener

Recycling

Waste management

Organic treats

Lots of sugar

Glass bottles

Lack of judgement

Big jeans

Nice butt

Body inflation

Gasoline

Automated cars

Drive-Thru

People who do nothing and live

These are “new ideas” for the modern living.

Be careful of these new ideas.

New ideas can get you killed.

Or, new ideas can make you sick and unhealthy.

Approach with caution.

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